Hahahaha, /pol/ has no effect on real lif-
No they missed their revenue announcement
Is this a buy the dip situation or a watch while a shitty social network ceases to exist situation
>>1786897
>stagnant user growth
>no plan to monetize
>dudebro CEO is basically just a clueless sweater model
Yeah man. Buy the dip.
Is it possible to make 1% a day, every business day?
One percent of what, exactly?
If you're talking about compounding one percent a day on an investment, not a chance in the long term
Only until you reach 100%
> learn python
> sklearn screener in the 9-32 dollar range, high accuracy and predicted gains of >1%
>congratulations your financially independent now desu
IMMINENT TAKEOFF EDITION
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Shitposting room:
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Alternative memechat for poorfags:
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-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
Jewish tricks? No, and please refrain from the antisemitism! Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
Are you aware how small this community is? Better to try stocktwits or r/wallstreetbets
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
People here are gambling, don't listen to any advice in this thread. Do, follow news, earnings reports, and stay away from leveraged etfs, also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET
NEW THREAD:
>>1784344
GIGL
>>1786753
RAD potentially reversing.
Good low volatility stock to get into? RH is being a dick about High volatile stocks for the rest of the day for me
Moon Mission Edition
-- Links --
Stickerbitch's calendar of memes and dreams:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/
Shitposting room:
https://discord.gg/5k3sVzC
Alternative memechat for poorfags:
https://telegram.me/robinhoodgeneral
-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
Jewish tricks? No, and please refrain from the antisemitism! Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
Are you aware how small this community is? Better to try stocktwits or r/wallstreetbets
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
People here are gambling, don't listen to any advice in this thread. Do, follow news, earnings reports, and stay away from leveraged etfs, also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET
Previous Thread: >>1784344
I NEED MEMES ON MY DESK ASAP!!!
How do i into ETFs?
why does he look like a mongol
also, PIP
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>>1786681
It looks like two bitcoin exchanges are suspending withdrawals. Whateever that means.
http://www.coindesk.com/two-chinas-biggest-exchanges-stop-bitcoin-withdrawals/
>>1786691
It means alternative platforms and altcoins gonna boom! ...probably
Try guessing which coin will profit out of this eventually
I want to start to work as a self-employed person. My projet is set (portfolio done), but my country taxes freelancers too much.
I'm in France, i'm so tired of it..
Is there any solution for me ? I don't want to give 30% of my earnings every month to the state, that's fucking insane to me.
Do I have to move out from there ? How is it in other Europeans country ? Is Spain a big taxer too ?
Just move to random 3rd world eastern eu country for awhile
They are not going to chase you until you actually earn real money anyways
>>1786628
Move to Hong Kong. They take 20% of what you make and that's it. No social security contributions. No more taxes. Lowest tax rate in the 1st world that is not a backwater.
Quitte la France. Quitte l'Europe.
>>1786637
Also you can live there with English and tight Chinese girls will stick to your virile white dick.
Alrighty I had my interview today to become a relationship manager (thanks for the advice lads) and everything went pretty well. I received two assessment emails and did the tests, took about an hour. It's 4 AM and I'm really hungry. How long until I get an email back and I know I have a job? How much longer is this process going to take? Thinking about kicking open the door tomorrow at a new branch and stapling the Chief Lending Officer to his desk.
So how is the job hunt going lads? Those hookers and eight balls ain't gonna pay for themselves.
>>1786579
.....this morning?
If you literally just had the interview an hour ago you're not going to know yet. Maybe not for as long as A WHOLE WEEK
>>1786634
Time for giggles courtesy of BoA
>>1786715
***January 20***
>former Winklevoss attorney says ETF approval on March 11 is unlikely
>reason: "95% of bitcoin volume is in China"
***January 24***
>People's Bank of China cracks down on fake Chinese volumes
>result: turns out only 30% of bitcoin volume is in China (on par with the US and Japan)
Sooo... thoughts?
Current bitcoin volumes by currency.
Bitcoin ETF soon and price goes 10k$
http://www.coindesk.com/two-chinas-biggest-exchanges-stop-bitcoin-withdrawals/
Chinese government further lowering Chinese volumes, lol.
Just in time to favorably influence the March 11 ETF decision I guess.
Is there anyone here that actually does well with stocks? I mean how do you even go about doing stock stuff without inside knowledge on a larger scale when it is effectively gambling.
Can someone go from say having 20k in the bank to having nearly doubled it by the end of the month?
>>1786469
>Can someone go from say having 20k in the bank to having nearly doubled it by the end of the month?
Teenagers do it with less, it's called a strategy.
>>1786469
do your homework
>>1786469
You dont need knowledge since you can track what smarter ppl do.
How do you make money without interacting with humans?
I am a freelance translator. My hourly rates aren't bad. I can make a living out of this if I put myself to it.
But I am sort of sick of orders coming it all the time, that I have no schedule or anything. I just do the job if the order comes, even if it's 10 PM. Also I hate dealing with people, 'cause sometimes there are mean ones.
I heard now YouTube lets you share the ad revenue of cover songs. I play the piano fairly well. Will I be able to pull it off on YouTube uploading piano covers of famous songs? I just want to talk to my piano all day. Humans suck. I will play my piano, she will sing, and my gf will record us.
And humans will watch my videos on YouTube on their own. I don't have to deal with them. My videos will deal with them. This is my dream now. I know there are some successful YouTube instrumental artists like Sungha Jung, Lindsey Sterling, Brooklyn Duo, PianoGuys, etc. So is it really possible? I can't stand the office environment so I turned to freelancing and it turns out I still have to deal with humans. Oh well.
Or you can tell me other ways of making money without interacting with humans.
You can become an online writer.
But that does mean you have to compete with pajeet, so you have to get good.
I often order text for my website online. And if you pay pennies you truly get monkies. If I pay a small amount I often have to spend time correcting the ordered work. So people who are good do can get a proper wage.
>>1786471
Where do I get the job? Fiverr?
>>1786471
Yesterday one writer wrote down you could go to a certain restaurant to get a nice juicy hamburger. Which was true. On the very top of the menu was a section with one hamburger. But it was a Spanish food restaurant. 90% of the menu was Spanish cuisine and they marketed themselves as such. So he should have written about tapas or whatever instead.
Shit like that is truly annoying.
Geology undergrad here. Can I get an MBA at a solid school and go into investment banking?
>>1786336
sure, anything's possible.
you'll be competing with people that didn't study rocks though.
>>1786336
Probably not.
I took a Geology class for my undergrad as a science credit.
The professor said he had a friend that majored in Geology then got his MBA and started working for a mining company out of Colorado and is now a millionaire living in the mountains.
>>1786382
>living in the mountains
it was a joke, you just didnt get the punch line
How much can i get for one of these?
>>1786326
Collectible trade token expert here.
those aren't worth a thing.
>>1786326
I see them being sold for $0.25 at my local arcade.
So probably $0.25.
>The victim, a divorcee from Munich, said she lost £130,000 in an internet swindle.
>Pissamai Strehle, 50, started an online relationship with a man who claimed to live in Newtownabbey, County Antrim.
>She recently visited Northern Ireland to try to recover her money.
>"I need my money back, to pay for my car and my home and everything else," she said.
>Asked if she was naïve for sending money to someone she had never met face-to-face she said: "I know, I know. I realise that now."
How do i get into this?
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-38900635
>>1786241
low iq
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>1786241
Scam lonely virgins like yourself on /r9k/ by tricking them into thinking you are a girl. Kill yourself after that.
Help me, /biz/
How do I deconstruct idiots who insist Karl Marx was a smart man with good ideas? I just don't know how to isolate the bad theories and concepts and destroy them. I know they appeal to the outrage, insecurity and snobbery of armchair authoritarians, but being able to destroy their beliefs and theories and ideas that these things can work is akin to destroying Flat Earth Creationism.
I can't just fling books at them and expect them to read them. It needs to be knowledge prepared that I can use in the heat of the moment, to break their ideas with examples, both historical and hypothetical.
Help me wake up some commies, /biz/. Help me give them alternative political and economic philosophies to get them off the communist teat.
>>1786230
>soviet union
>communist china
>>1786232
>"That wasn't real communism, because Lenin input capitalist ideas in a STATE. Communism has no state and has no money!"
>"Maoist China isn't full communism either! It's a capitalist state!"
Communists and socialists are the biggest god damned babies, I swear.
>be me
>simple carpenter graduate
>CNC operator
>minimum wage is 2.77 eur/h
>make 5.50 eur/h ( ca 840 eur month)
Hardly make ends meet even with above average pay, selling trees aside only pays for the end of the month. Thought about moving but is leaving everything behind just for money worth it?
Any thoughts?
>>1786218
>Thought about moving but is leaving everything behind just for money worth it?
How would we know? You have to decide on your own life dude
I wouldn't move away from my family and friends just for some more money
If you desperately need money work more, learn something new or start your own thing
>>1786218
wow that sucks... everyone at our shop makes at alest 18 hr
>>1786329
what triggers me is that the prices on anything remain high.
I earn two beers an hour