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I am going to enroll on a degree part-time and study in the evening while keeping my job. How difficult will this be? Anyone done this?
Also, which degree is the most alpha / lucrative / will still be useful in 30 years? Engineering disciplines preferably.
>>1807672
Doing this atm. Don't have a night off. It's brutal but I think it will pay off. Kiss your social life goodbye if you want to do this and succeed.
>>1807672
Sociology. You'll thank me later.
>>1807780
No, nigga
I've been considering investing into sin stocks but I've never done anything related before, could I get some advice /biz/?
>>1807580
>no previous experience
>limit sectors to """"""""""""sin"""""""""""" stocks
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Get tobacco stocks m8
>>1807580
private prisons going to the moon under Trump
t. long GEO CXW
My parents want to buy me a 100 grand house, but it just feels like a leech sjw thing to do. I told them if they want to help, to give me half that so I can start a business. They said 'we want you to settle and find a wife and have kids'.
What would you do in this situation? I do not think I could have any self respect taking my parents charity.
>>1809092
You can start a business on 50 grand, but it probably won't last long unless you run it out of their garage on a paper thin budget. Odds are pretty good your business will fail within the first few years.
The house is a pretty good option, but you could always ask them to hold onto it until they die, if you're that uncomfortable.
Your death will benefit someone and someones death will benefit you.
The same goes on in life.
But don't accept something you wouldnt want or be able to pay for later in terms of maintance.
This goes as well for the house and your future wife.
Btw. in the end you will probably pay them off when they will get much older.
my opinion is to do both, get a cheaper house for say 50k and keep the rest of the money for a business, although it is a leechy move to some extend, you can repay them by achieving what they want by giving them grand kids.
that's what came to my mind, hope you find the answer.
What is your dream job? How do you plan to get there?
>dream
business consultant
>plan
I plan to become an accountant of some sort, preferably an auditor, then build on my business knowledge and "authority" by doing accounting work, then change my accounting firm to a consulting firm.
Dream job: None(Not working). Kinda achieved because I'm a NEET.
Plan: None. I planned a billion things but did none of them. So I don't want to plan more than neccesary anymore.
>>1807709
> Biostatistician Consultant
I want to be the guy that crunches the numbers and makes 180k for 2 hours of effort a month.
>>1807715
This guy has the right idea. The words "dream" and "job" shouldn't generally be used in the same sentence
Peter Schiff said on his latest podcast, the US stocks are at about their peak, but that foreign stocks will commence a bull run.
Is he right?
http://www.gurufocus.com/global-market-valuation.php
>>1807630
he's been saying its overvalued since 2016, hes bound to be correct in one of these years
>>1807733
sorry*** since 2010
>muh cars
>muh women
>muh yacht
Why was he such a nigger?
>>1807513
he was engaged to a kike
>>1807513
Belfort was born in 1962 in the Bronx[3] borough of New York City to a Jewish family.[6][7][8] His parents Leah and Max Belfort are both accountants. He was raised in Bayside, Queens.[1][9][10][11][12] Between completing high school and starting college, Belfort and his close childhood friend Elliot Loewenstern earned $20,000 selling Italian ice from styrofoam coolers to people at a local beach.[13] Belfort went on to graduate from American University with a degree in biology.[11][14] Belfort planned on using the money earned with Loewenstern to pay for dental school,[15] and he enrolled at the University of Maryland School of Dentistry, the oldest dental school in the United States; however, he left after the dean of the school said to him on his first day at the college: "The golden age of dentistry is over. If you’re here simply because you’re looking to make a lot of money, you’re in the wrong place."[16][17]
it was worse than i thought.
>>1807525
Why do jews have such a lust for power?
Whats a realistic way I can become a trillionaire? (Thats $1,000,000,000,000 by the way.)
>hard mode: no cryptocoins, memestocks or sucking dicks
>>1807431
If soros was young right now you can sure as hell bet he would in trading crypto.
>>1807431
Usually when I say "to the moon" I don't mean it quite so literally.
Monopolize on space.
>>1807431
Move to Zimbabwe.
Speciality indian restaurant grossing 373K
Discresionary cash around 125K
But i inherited the business and its not my interest.
Offer to sell to potential buyer for 250K
Should I sell or just grind out my existense doing this? Im 22 years old and havent gotten a college education im too busy doing this. Im happy its an easy life but this isnt my passion im not interested and certain aspects do get neglected.
After all said and done i dont profit much either.
Stick to it for a year, you will find more direction in time. Do not rush into a sale. If you're up for it, in a year's time you can make the business more profitable and then sell it for a higher price. You have time on your side.
>>1807260
Can't you find someone to mostly run it for you?
Sure it may fall apart but I think you can net out more long term than just selling it.
>>1807277
Leasing has been tried but it was under the table deal and they couldnt keep up with the payments i set. Nobody would sign a legal paper saying they have to run a restaurant and make monthly payments on it. Whats their incentive unless the restaurant guarentees that income (which it doesnt)
I need help, and I need your advice. Right now I'm a 21 year old man who has graduated highschool, and I rather struggled to get through it. I didn't like school very much, and in fact loathed it so much that I only did the classwork and did the bare minimum of homework just to get by.
Basically I have no interests in anything. Maybe its due to the depression or the anxiety that I have, I don't know but I know that I'm out of school, and I have really nothing to do now aside from helping my dad with this farm we're building.
I'm just wondering what I should do with my life after that. Sometimes I can't even do things right like just recently at the farm I was told to burn some stuff in a barrel, which I did, but as a result of being too close to it and being an idiot about fire safety, I singed my face and now I have half of my face all red and puffy.
It's like I have no interest in things, can't even get engaged in things and it almost cost me half of my face.
Indeed, I'm off the path so much that I even indulged in petty drugs like LSD with my friend and that has changed me for the worst.
What do I do /biz/, I'm staring down into the future and I see only darkness. I need your advice.
I need something to be changed. I know it starts with me but I need some guidance.
>>1807255
travel.
get a passport, go abroad, stay abroad for years.
It will be the hardest thing you've ever done, you will come to see this period as seminal, it will define you as a man.
"A man's measure is his will." Ali ibn abi Talib
>>1807296
Maybe I should travel.. Yeah there's definitely been a lack of scenery where I'm at. Perhaps it contributes to my depression and anxiety, I don't know.
But maybe you're right, I think I should travel.
>>1807255
You need ONE SINGLE interest and you need to hang onto that. If you get good with that you will be able to monetize it.
>Which is better to start trading, stocks or BTC? Why?
I preffer stocks because i have fundamental and macro background so they are easier to analyze.
grain, frozen concentrated oj, cotton, sugar, coffee futures/options. stocks are dumb and btc is also dumb.
I prefer crypto because it's a lower barrier to entry. I'd recommend stocks because their price isn't derived from the speculation of 4chan NEETs
>>1807230
Why?
>How old you are you
>How much did you make in 2016
>How much do you have saved
>What is your end of the year financial goal
>>1796379
Why do you want to know?
>>1796379
>How old you are you
24
>How much did you make in 2016
£31k
>How much do you have saved
£28k
>What is your end of the year financial goal
Over £50k
Before you ask, I live with parents. I don't think I can hit £50k if I move out which I'm dying to do, but I just love the gains too much
>>1796379
>How old you are you
68
>How much did you make in 2016
$18,400.00
>How much do you have saved
$2.14
>What is your end of the year financial goal
$26,000,000 and also 500 bitcoins
I want to know the thought's of /biz/ on this.
>live in burgerland
>fly to Cuba
>buy cigars and rum
>bring back as much cigars and rum I can carry (following U.S. Customs law)
>ship more cigars and rum to some EU country through middle-man postal service
>EU postal service ships Cuban goods back to U.S.
>resell cigars and rum on black market, at golf courses, shady tobacco shops, etc.
>repeat
Is this feasible? And how would /biz/ go about it?
>>1809169
I think you'd possibly be stepping on some scary toes.
>>1809183
How so?
>>1809169
LODS OF EMONEY
What penny stocks would you bet on now? Need to win crappy $100,000 challenge w/o minding high risk.
What's your time frame? I've got a 2.15 that could easily hit 21.5 if you give it two years.
2 weeks lol
>>1808981
I wouldn't bet play money on penny turds.
Is he a fraud, /biz/?
Trick question.
He's a television personality HF guy whose claim to fame is encouraging uneducated retail investing.
From the "Selected Controversies" section of his Wikipedia page:
>"What's important when you are in that hedge-fund mode is to not do anything remotely truthful because the truth is so against your view, that it's important to create a new truth, to develop a fiction."
It would be fraudulent if it were revealed that Cramer isn't a fraud.
>>1808816
Is he a fraud? No.
Is he an idiot? Yes.
>>1809003
Last summer when Apple announced lower than expected China sales and was in low-90's he said people shouldn't it touch it until much lower. Sure enough now it's approaching 150's.
Thanks Cramer!
I'm a 25 year old Marine veteran, currently knocking out my first year gen ed requirements at a CC. As of now my declared major is Engineering. But I can't stomach working a career focusing on material tolerances etc.
I need a change, and need to do it fast so I don't waste my GI bill money.
What are some decent degrees for biz/law?
About me:
Above average intellect
Abnormally good soft skills
Habitual procrastinator
At times overly aggressive in social and professional matters
Able to process problems and people in a pragmatic manner
professional dick sucker
>>1808701
sounds like law or becoming an agent is the way for you faggot
>>1808721
Agent for what/whom?