Electrician apprentice here with 10k in the bank. I'm trying to go to community college but the only good degres I see are engineering technology or associates in accounting. Any technologists around here? Any other ideas? Should I just go to a "real college" instead?
No, ask them about transferring to a 4 year college. 2 years at cc 2 at a "real" school and no one will ever know the difference and you will save a shit ton of money.
>>1822607
withdraw the 10k get food stamps and go to college for free u herb
>>1822672
Elaborate? Will they notice???
So is it too late to buy in?
What's the best option to buy AMD stock as a German?
Complete retard here. How do I invest in stocks online?
AMD is for goy of the year Edition
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Im in htgm at 3.25 how fucked am i
Nothing stops this train.
>>1822354
3.42 how fucked am i
>can't just email a resume or submit resume on company site
Fuck, filling out my name, work experience, education, etc. over and over and FUCKING OVER is driving me mad!
>>1822243
t. Aspiring Wagecuck
>>1822248
I need some cash inflow m8.
>>1822243
did more than 50+
no replies
now i flip burgers
Alright /biz/, I have a proposal for you fuckers.
My dad is a retired lawyer. After years of living a high intensity work schedule he's found it difficult to simply sit around and enjoy a quiet retirement. He started Forex trading and over a few years he's developed a successful strategy, that has, for around 2 years, given a 4% return ! monthly ! - with each month's final figure being compounded in the coming month. I come to you with an idea that, if the proper legal documents were available (?) would you be willing to invest?
Now, before you call bullshit on me, I can produce proof. All his accounts are publicly available and I will disclose all necessary information.
TL;DR
Have a forex account earning 4% per month
Wondering if anyone wants to invest
No catch, but will obviously be taking a commission which we can determine later depending on the interest of this thread.
All I want from this thread is to gauge if there is any interest in this idea
So i'm just rereading this and realise how much of a scam this shit looks like....
Um iunno, you guys can ask me questions if it helps clarify it's legitimacy. I've never made this type of offer and am not really sure how/what I might say to make people less inclined to think that it's just a bullshit offer.
Btw if you're wondering, I'm not at his house at the moment and don't have any access to any of his account details. So really just more of a question of whether or not anyone would like to know more...??
>>1821784
What's the minimum?
>>1821793
no minimum
But, your money won't be pooled unless we can arrange some agreement in order to do so.
So basically the more you put in the better
So a few days again jcp is closing up to 140 stores.
Do you guys thing Jcp will last, or will amazon kill it?
I want it to fail so badly. Fuck this place.
http://www.newser.com/story/238869/jcpenney-closing-at-least-130-stores.html
retail will all die
>>1821619
JCPenney has already killed itself with Ron Johnson's pride. A few CEOs later, it hasn't recovered yet, and is unlikely to. It's a drawn-out whimper of a death, but unless they actually get realistic about their position to consumers, they're just going to fade.
Amazon has little to do with it, to be completely honest.
>>1821644
when do you think they will?
Describe economics in 10 words or less
You can do it in only one word: Pseudoscience.
>>1821596
We are all pseudo-scientific Keynesian now; btw econometrics is based.
>>1821596
A con
I have no money, no job, no education no nothing but I want a Maserati in less than 2 years from now on.
I have 2 options
1
>Move to the US and sell drugs in liberal areas
2
>Spend 2 years creating "legit" 900k youtube accounts, create a "car review" channel and subscribe these accounts to said channel, and start doing reviews on cars, charge from 1k to 5k for a good review, with 50 reviews I would get enough to buy a maserati grandturismo (150k)
Thoughts?
Start creating your accounts
>>1821578
Why do you want a Maserati so bad?
You have no job, money, or education. You should want to not be a failure first.
That said, you could do the car review youtube thing. I have no idea if an experiment like that would work, but it could be interesting to find out. If some car company's marketing department doesn't care enough, you could check around local dealers and see if they'll bite.
>>1821578
you should ask r9k
"Do what you love and you'll be rich."
How much truth does this hold?
>>1821532
It worked for me.
I love making money.
>>1821532
I've made millions masturbating and drinking whiskey.
>>1821532
Only one thing brings me happiness in life.
That's buying Ethereum.
I have a proposition to restore the middle class to America and at the same time rid the country of illegal Mexicans.
Please take this seriously and tell me how it could be implemented and/or why it wouldn't work.
1.) in order to bring factories and middle/lower middle class jobs back to America, propose a new tax.
This tax would be high enough on American corporations so that it would make paying foreign factory workers for labor, more expensive than hiring Americans.
To rid the country of this "minimum wage circumnventation" corporations do daily. We'd tax American owned corporations so that it would be unlucrative in bringing their production elsewhere.
2.) illegal immigration - illegals come here because they can make more money here than in Mexico.
Simple make hiring illegals a crime harsh enough to scare small business owners enough so that they don't hire.
Would a class A felony be worth hiring Juan over Bill? No
Again, please tell me why this won't work. I've thought this out a lot and every argument against it, seems to come up short for the rewards these changes would bring.
Bump for america
>>1820850
I assume in point 1, you would tax US based companies that moved jobs outside of the US.
What would stop them from entirely leaving the US, and severing all connections? If they have no property in the US, there is no way to tax them directly.
Point 2 seems like a very good idea; we need to crack down on companies that are hiring illegal workers under the table. By paying illegal workers less than minimum wage, and not paying taxes on that amount, they hurt everyone in several ways:
* Jobs that could have gone to a citizen go to an illegal worker
* Undercutting businesses that follow the law increases the pressure for them to break the law as well
* The tax evasion means that we all have to pay more to cover the shortfall from these criminals.
>>1820850
2) needs to happen
What's the first thing you are going to purchase after you make it?
an island
>>1820756
I'll start a cooking club in my town!
>>1820756
a gf
I'm a chef,and after i finish my current contract i will start a burger joint, It will cost around 100k/150k.
Is that a good idea or should i just kill myself
>Is that a good idea or should i just kill myself
If that's your current mental state, then you should probably get help
>>1820228
i bet your business plan is fire insurance and accidentally leaving the stove on
>>1820246
What's wrong with that?
I lost $8000 trying to trade cryptocurrency.
>>1820005
Impressive - how'd you fuck up so badly?
Very nice.
>>1820005
on the plus side thats only like 5 bitcoins
How is the tax percentage in the USA? In Brazil if i get rich with Bitcoin or Trade for exemple, i would have to give away about 30% of all my money to the gov.
How much is that tax in the USA and in other European countries?
30% is theaft!
>>1819922
Most people are going to have an effective rate under 20% for federal income tax. You would have to be very wealthy to have a 30% effective rate.
>>1820015
Got it, thanks.
>>1820015
You mean 39.5%, then you have state and local taxes, then corporate and sales tax, operational and employment protection payments, etc. So if you have a business in america, you're screwed. Hence why alot of american businesses are HQed in ireland, swiss, and other tax havens. The only reason for companies to domicile their taxes in america is patriotism.
What are your thoughts on Elon Musk?
>>1819444
Takes on the weight of the world. Moves it forward into a progressive & Sustainable future.
Has his shit together. Thank you Elon Musk, for battling planetary extinction.
>>1819486
And also gratitude for setting an example for the rest of the world to follow.
Cont artist. Takes all kinds of investor money for big ideas that can never be accomplished, never makes a return on investment for investors. Blows up rockets. Failure and thief.