took a mix of drugs and hit my head, passed out, btc is goon be over 100k in 2020 just take loans sell everything you have to your name and buy btc truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust, multi millionaire by 2020 yasssssssss?
>>1809240
literally ID
horp MC
horp those millions or just suffer.
No one gets rich by doing nothing
okay
I'm trying to buy some crypto currencies and I have no idea what these fields fucking mean.
c-could you guys help me out
>>1809180
Amount of assfuckings you desire
Limit Price per assfucking you'll pay
Total you get assfucked
enjoy the meme market lad
>>1809184
Thanks lad, can't wait to be the next Martin Shkreli.
I finally bought some bitcoin on Coinbase..been waiting for a week for it to "clear" wtf are they doing arch transfers do not take this long
Where would one find a list of cryptocurrencies that are about to go live on exchanges? I'm sick of missing out on the volatility and pump and dumps that could be making me money.
Bitcointalk altcoin announcements subboard
>>1809178
>Where would one find a list of cryptocurrencies that are about to go live on exchanges?
hack the employees of poloniex and find out what behind the door deals are happening. that's the only way i guess lol
Was gonna post this on pol but something something ip ban. Thought this was also fairly biz related so here I am.
As pic related, I do solemnly believe that welfare is stupid and to a large degree counter productive. However its really sunk in for me how many people live in poverty in burgerland.
Then i started thinking why they are poor and realized that equality of opportunity tis but a meme.
>cant pay for good education
>too stupid to make a good business or use the stockmarket
>irresponsible with their money so they have shit credit
So I began using my neurons and shit and I got this crazy idea:
>credit and banking reform
>follow the god emporer's education and infrastructure plan
>inject some trade schools in there so niggers can clean our pipes instead of beating their wives
>take away welfare so these niggers stop being lazy
Fuck if I know if it works for real but it sounds neato cause the rich keep the money they earned while the poor still have a decent chance at chasing the McDonald's dream.
Thoughts biz? Do you think trump's proposed inner city and education reforms will be enough to lift the bar on poor people? Is equality of opportunity a meme or not? Curious.
>>1809062
equality is meme, and its an illogical when outside of apriori.
but seriously
>you cant fix stupid
>>1809121
I see, thanks for the adderall mate.
What would happen if one were to sell one counterfeit item on a site like Amazon worth $2000 and claim ignorance?
Would you likely get caught? And would paypal just take the money from your account if the buyer complained?
>>1809060
maybe if you'll get lucky you might even sell a pair or two.
you'll be selling to fake experts on amazon/ebay.
>>1809060
If you are new to Amazon or eBay, they will let you sell the item but won't pay you as you will probably get some negative feedback or have a dispute filed against you before your first payout.
If you have been on there for a while and have a lot of positive feedback and a lengthy seller history, they will refund the buyer as soon as they file a dispute and PayPal would refund the money from your bank account. Amazon will give you a negative balance and you will have to pay it off. With shoes though, I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon insta-banned you though even with seller history.
you're a dummy.
A buyer will notice 99 percent of the time. When they notice they will tell amazon/ebay and they will take the money back from you and give it to them. Then you will get a strike on your account, or be banned from ever selling again.
Real niggas only
Listen up /biz/ i really have a huge idea that could change my life and i need some help.
Currently working as business manager in a dental clinic, making good cash and having a pretty good time.
But the thing i i WANT MORE. Literally i have the potential to make big gainzz so i can have enought cash to buy cocaine like it was suggar
This business has so much potential, but i don't really have many ideas in how to expand this,
So the question is: If you had a dental clinic with 8 doctors working for you and nice place, how would you improve it?
Some options i already have on desk but i don't really know where to start
1- Offering Dental Insurace: The most obvious one, if someone has experiencie with this. Please let me know
2- Financing: Make deals with most banks of my country so they can finance the client treatment because shit is expensive
3- Join a medical Insurance: Someone told me this is amazingly good but it requires lot of time and its hard to get, i'm looking for this but if someone knows about it also let me know
So that's all basically, i'm only 20 and going through collage to have my title so it's still hard to me to know everything about business management. I really hope some help :(
>>1809017
>So the question is: If you had a dental clinic with 8 doctors working for you and nice place, how would you improve it?
I'd make them stop putting their penis in customer's mouths when they're knocked out.
>>1809027
If you pay for a dental surgery with general anesthesy you deserve that dick and more
you really are a dumb nigger.
Do this: Acquire dental contracts with octogenarians at old peoples homes, etc.
Get a massive amount of these types of clients. Why?
Because their previous dental work usually involved gold and platinum.
Take the gold filling, etc you replace with the cheap everyday white color stuff.. throw it in a bucket,
bring it down to 47th street swelter / refinery.. have them make a gold bar out of it... via fusing it all with weaker cheaper metals.. copper mostly...
What ever you do.. insist on watching the whole process at the kiln, and never keep your eyes off it.. they can manipulate where they put more copper in it.. for later.
They cool it down... they drill it for some shaving.. based on the gold present and the weight of the bar vrs. the market.. they give you todays price.. sell it/ or walk out.
I did this 5 years, in Jersey.
Remember that dude who stole 8mill from that street.. this was probably what he was carrying.. gold filling ready to be processed.
Dumb nigger. fuck outta here.
What's a business that relies on one object that's also pretty profitable?
I assume that object must be something people won't think it's worth buying but it is needed at times, so people will rent it/pay me to use it et al.
Bumping for answers. If I think of any I'll post.
A lift for moving companys, when you need to get heavy things on the upper floors. I dont know how it is called in english. you set it up aoutside the apartment/block and it reaches to the window then you put couch etc. on it.
>>1808933
Your mouth
Redpill me on monopolies /biz/, do they overall have a positive or a negative impact on society? Textbooks are too neutral and flat, while media is incredibly biased towards either of the choices.
>>1808927
Well I dunno OP. Is giving a company complete control over a market a good idea? I'd say it depends on the market. Let's look at the cock market. We all know OP is thirsting for cock and will pay whatever it takes. A monopoly cat capitalize on this can charge an extremely high price. The government can tax cock because it knows that OP will continue to buy no matter what. Thats extra revenue from taxes that wouldn't exist if cock was reasonably priced. This is bad for OP but good for the rest of society that doesn't thirst for cock like you do.
>>1808935
Same with Sweden and booze. Taxing the shit out of it so drunks pays of ahmeds flat.
>>1808935
If OP now has to devote a larger proportion of his income to buying cock (let's assume savings are untouched) then he'll have to sacrifice otehr goods and service to acquire the same amount of cock. This will hurt OP, will indirectly hurt other companies, but will serve primarily the monopoly, and the gov will get a marginally higher tax income from the monopoly; that is if the monopoly doesn't abuse its power and start tax-evading, or lobby to lower taxes, make work laws "looser", etc.
I'd say monopolies are more harmful than beneficial. That's if we don't take natural and politics-driven monopolies into account.
I am the GM of a well established valet company, ask me about my sweet life.
What happens if one of your valet drives is hit by another car in a customers car. How do you respond?
>>1808916
I was just in the right place at the right time where the current GM was buying the company and asked me if i would take his spot. I have only done a semester of college.
>>1808930
Extremely rare occurrence since we have our own parking lots. Rarely is there an outsider driving in our lot. But if it were to happen it would be treated as a regular accident. Only difference is our insurance would cover the customer and eventually the person who hit us, their insurance would just give us back the costs.
>be me, 18
>studying industrial engineering in Mexico.
>lost my way to pay for tuition.
How to become financially successful in this unregulated country? I need my degree for shits and giggles. I have not much capital.
Give me the formula /biz/
Get a job
YouTubing.
I am going to receive around $60,000 in inheritance in a couple of months, so it will be in a new tax year. I have a cash surplus every month and make savings due to salary, so i have no needs or wants to spend it on.
What would you put it towards?
I already have a decent collection of alt-coins that have been bought for shits and giggles but have made money. I'll buy some bitcoins if/when it goes to around $900. I don't need a car as i live in a metropolitan city and use public transport. i rent a house and don't particularly want to buy a house until i can buy one in cash.
20k. in bitcoin
20k. in dividend stocks - basket with around 10-15 stocks
20k. in stocks but playing them in a more aggresive way, but no day trading - couple of days to months of holding
>>1808777
>in a couple of months
>>1808777
Do you want to have fun with it, or save it for long term?
If you just want to watch it grow, put it in index ETFs.
If you want to play with it, you can invest it in bitcoins and stocks.
Find a mixture that's right for you.
After the news the IMF is bailing out Mongolia for the SIXTH time since 1990, anyone else see this as a great opp to invest in their mining companies?
Mongolia can't pay their debts. At all. They would've missed a $580 million DBM bond, and now that debt next year will be $2.2 billion DBM. Their currency is cheap and their mining stocks are cheaper. Copper, Lithium, and Gold are three things that will never not be needed. And these are their main exports outside of coal. Since winter is almost over, coal's price will drop. Adding that China will be cutting its coal powered heat/electricity in the future too, Coal is just a bad thing to get into now.
So what do you guys think? Mongolia a good place to throw a few grand or nah?
Source:
https www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-20/mongolian-bond-prices-jump-following-440-million-imf-bailout
>>1808767
>invest in a country whose government has a worse track record than Greece
Yeah okay
>>1808772
Clearly a country isn't going to fail, and its resources aren't going to be stopped needed. The IMF made that very clear.
>>1808767
Why bailout Mongolia? I don't think global markets really care about a mere $440 million.
Does the IMF really want to control EVERY SINGLE country?
Can you withdraw from a pension plan if youre still employed and contributing to the pension plan?
i'm in Ontario, Canada.
Its my money and I want it now!
I don't know about Canada but in the US you can withdraw but you take a big hit with taxes
I've been working in a couple of ideas that I had with some friends this whole week, I think this could be something with a profit at long term. Before it gets there I would like to find some basic information about how to start a business. Does anyone know where can I find a guide about this (I would love to learn how to write a bussiness plan for example), I've a Phd in Pure maths so I'm pretty stupid at these fields, but I'm young with time, I guess I could learn some strange shit.
>>1808670
First thing's first, never skimp on a quality pair of kneepads. Easily the most important investment you will ever make.
>>1808675
It seems I'm one step ahead dude. Thanks!
How do you guys think you could handle people that have really bought into a fucking pyramid scheme?
These two guys I know are brothers, and they're both heavily involving themselves with Amway. They're brothers, and the elder one is more strongly involved in it, but also holds a lot of respect from the younger brother, so it seems like trying to convince either of them to just get out is basically impossible. But it also sucks that they've been drained of so much money from going to all their seminars and buying all their shit.
I dunno, it just sucks. Have any of you had experiences like this, or just any experiences with pyramid schemes, whether or not they're "technically" classified as one?
>>1808664
Sounds like two morons. You're best off distancing yourself from them
That's the shit you see on your Facebook newsfeed.
>>1808664
Who cares? Take your white trash travails back to Facebook senpai.