>tfw too lazy to try and make money online in my free time
>tfw working as a retailcuck instead
>tfw probably too dumb to make money through dropshipping or cryptospeculation or online ads or programming
>tfw some teenager is probably getting rich right now
How humiliating. Never has there been a more demoralising time to be working for £7.20 an hour
>>1836071
but hey, you are determined enough that you can suffer wagecucking. Enjoy your life, I could never do that.
stay down silly brit
buy ether
you never win if you never gamble, and you are almost guarenteed to win with ether, unlike the lottery
Is Mike Maloney just a Silver pumper?
Is he the same as Tim Sykes
>Makes a video explaining the basics of credit/debit, fraction reserve banking, the federal reserve, US Treasuries markets
>After making that video explaining how the fine-tuned machine works, he then explains that it's somehow a bad thing
>>1836034
he is a merchant selling gold and silver. he is good at it. lot's of gullible folks bought silver from him for $40 an ounce.
How do I get bitcoin without investing anything?
I mean things like online jobs that pay in bitcoin.
>>1836031
Or eth, anything works.
Can I make contracts in Eth without investing anything or is that not possible?
I'm pretty clueless about this because I'm still living with my parents (and in HS).
inb4 "underage", I'm 18.
http://bit.makejar.com
do faucets, only do those w/ the tag "faucet systems".
I remember doing this shit for an entire day, ending up w/ 10,000 SAT. when btc was about half of its current price. so not sure if 100sat is about the average is still the norm.
Unless you are of the opinion that BTC wil rise like crazy, and you are desperate, don't do it.
>>1836031
You don't
lets see your portfolios. Who else here hyped about nintendo switch here?
>>1836007
literally 1000 bucks in SCHB
>>1836007
Really nice, who's your broker there? Also what kind of dividends are you looking at?
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"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
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>>1835998
>www.robinhood.com
new to this robinshood stuff, can a Canadian use to trade in US stocks?
What are some good youtube videos/ and or podcasts/audiobooks to learn about stocks?
I like this guy a lot, he updates frequently and names specific stocks. Good for value investors
rich dad poor dad
i watched a few of that guys videos and wonder how he's not completely broke.
Martin Shkreli finance lessons on youtube
https://youtu.be/PkFTHwe1l-U
How do you prefer to save cash?
>>1835962
By exchanging smaller bills and change into larger ones. The social awkwardness of buying a candy or soda with a $100 bill makes me not spend it, and I reduce my frivolous expenses. I also buy gold and silver because other than maybe a tip at a restaurant, it is hard to purchase items with precious metals.
>>1835962
Unless i plan on buying something i never go out with more than 20$
lower your monthly insurance bills by increasing your deductible. Follow that up by driving safely and exercise and eat healthy and you will save thousands.
Honestly what does /biz/ thinks of this guy ?
Very intelligent and hard-working man.
Don't you have some irl GTA missions to set up ?
Really that was fun do it again
I'm new to the world of investment and finance, do you think his lessons are credible ?
>realise that some people work in retailcuck jobs for 40 hours a week or in fast food
>other people work in high status investment bank jobs making tonnes, working on interesting things, surrounded by hot HR and secretaries
>women see low status men as pathetic and unattractive
Why isn't more made of this in a non abstract way? Why do people pretend it's acceptable to live in a small city? Why do people pretend that it's acceptable for kids to ruin their lives by doing badly at school while others go to Oxford, work less, and get life handed on a plate?
People should be screaming this explicitly but it is never said, ever. Why? I don't mean statistics, I mean the actual contrast explicitly stated.
Is it because everything related to publishing and media is by the sort of people who went to Oxford?
And nobody mentions that university is pretty much like a caste system. I regret so much going to my nearest one instead of having lots of debt and going to a better one. People don't like to admit this, even though they stress the importance of appearances / branding / marketing everywhere else
>>1835941
you are a retard
There has never been a peasant woman that married a peasant man. Not ever. Even your mother wouldnt settle for one, so she waited at the side of the road for that *one* truck driver that was JUST right to fill her with semen. The results speak for themselves.
You should watch Margin Call instad of Wolf of Wall Street
https://www.aol.com/article/2013/08/20/bank-of-america-intern-died-after-pulling-three-all-nighters-re/20699176/
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2010/11/29/what-good-is-wall-street
There has to be some way I can profit from this trend in a legal way
>>1835906
Are you part of the trend?
>>1835906
>suicidal ideas in the collective consciousness spike after financial crisis
>even after the economy "recovers" depression hasn't gone down
>are we in a bubble? An emotional bubble?
Here is my prediction: during the next financial crisis, zombie movies and apocalypse movies will be popular again. Start selling zombie merchandise and claim your chunk of the market while you still can.
>>1835906
What was LiveJournal
What are tattoos
What are gauge earrings
What is numetal
What is hot topic
Start a company selling rope, helium tanks or black market assisted suicide.
Go work for a suicide hotline.
Moderate a subreddit or website and force shitty ads down their throat until they sack up and go through with it.
Hello biz,
With the ETF ruling drawing closer I am going to put a stop-limit on my BTC on poloniex to sell it off incase it begins to crash. Is there a better way to protect ones self? Also, where do you think I should put my Stop and Limit price at?
>>1835891
Sound a lot like you want somebody else to do all the work for you. You seem to think a limit order is any sort of "protection" against swings prices and not something that will be hunted by an algorithm trading btc. You also don't even know at what price to place your order. Pathetic.
>>1836250
like he said,
you can usually expect some whipsaw action on a binary event like this to gobble up stops before the market actually moves in the proper direction
massive buying and selling of people just before the announcement, some getting in to gamble, some getting out to avoid the gamble, etc.
see: gold movement before a fed meeting or oil movement every wednesday at EIA petroleum reports
Gemini doesn't have my small hick town bank on file and i have to leave my basement to go make a wire transfer.
Get an online bank, faggot.
>>1835886
I actually do have a cap one 360 checking account but i haven't used it in so long i forgot the password to it and im pretty sure i deleted the email account associated with it.
I never liked using it anyway because it was impossible to deposit cash into it. I tried several times at an ATM but it wouldn't accept it even though the ATM was listed on their website.
I'll probably just stick with coinbase since i only want to buy ethereum anyway.
I'm starting at a new company and, since I have time energy and bring value, I want to climb up the hierarchy.
At this office, it's a small team of about 15 people.
I want to play together well with all the different people there - a fairly diverse bunch - and so it seems reasonable to try and understand their motivations and dedications. But I don't want to take the colleague profiling too far also.
How do I keep track of all the difference personalities and not wrongly step on someones feet and, on the other hand, how to avoid not standing out.
Anybody got tips and experience?
>>1835839
>climb up the ladder
falling for the oldest trick in the book
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Just don't bother OP
There is no ladder inside one company
Work for some years and look for a new company with a higher position for you. That's the ladder.
>>1835839
Just do your job (well) and don't start or mingle into bullshit office drama.
I want to make some money disappear. What's the easiest way? Buy Monero?
>>1835838
Buy snap bitcoin and Eth.
>>1835838
buy litecoin
>>1835844
lol'd
My skill is writing smut stories. Is there any way I can turn that into an asset?
>>1835836
If you look at the top Patron earners loads of them essentially write weird niche porn stories.
>>1835836
You have 7 minutes to write a short story involving Hillary and Trump. Go.
>>1835836
Sure, sell E-books on Amazon, tons of people make money from that, you just have to watch out for plagiarism. Start off by writing stories for free on Literotica, and if you build up a fan base you'll be able to charge for longer stories and stuff.