Last thread was fun.
What schemes are you pulling?
Ongoing schemes:
>Traffic cones in trunk
>Put them in a parking spot I will need when the lot fills up
>When lot is full, remove cones and park
>Student government gives priority registration
>Trying to get elected for a low effort position, engineering related, for that dank registration
>Faking community events with my photographer friend.
>Using father's engineering partners as references
>Gonna act normie so people see me as a "friendly engineer" instead of an autistboy
WHAT ARE YOUR SCHEMES /biz/?
>last thread had a guy order color gel samples from theater companies
>Used samples as camera flash gels Instead
>For free
Another scheme from last thread not mine
>go to college
>meal plan is $3k a year (read: fuck that)
>Can buy unlimited meals option or 14 meals/week (basically starve)
>In order to gain access to dining halls, a card w/ magnetic strip is swiped and a meal is deducted from your account unless you have unlimited
1. Create a fake ID with someone else's unlimited meal code programmed into the strip
2. ???
3. Free meals for the rest of year
2.
Last scheme from previous thread
>>1829913 (OP) (You)
>Guest speakers every Thursday for a whole school year
>Have to do a write up each week, to be submitted end of year
>Take a gamble that no teacher is going to bother actually reading through this shit
>Do first week and stuff the rest of the clear folder with blanks
>MFW B+
Serious question why isn't euthanasia legal and privatised? It could be a multi billionaire industry that could get rid off all the NEETS, betas and failures of society in a painless and profitable way.
Normies contribute the most to the economy anyway so I don't think the betas and NEETs will be missed.
Wait, what? Normies are betas, m8. Get your shit together before you post.
or we could just get rid of welfare
>>1845645
thats my future wife
Did daytraders get hurt by the recession? Or was it just bagholders?
daytraders cash in on volatility, holders and mutual fund tards got owned
>>1845626
FUCK YOU OP AND YOUR ANIME
>>1845664
...
Is there a chance of swing traders making it out alive?
Doing a project on financial literacy and trying to make it look 'hip'
post your finance related memes
>>1845576
>and trying to make it look 'hip'
Do you want to fail?
Edit* it's a website design. Humor is encouraged
>>1845576
"lit"
Normie detected
AND WE BACK AND WE BACK AND WE BACK AND WE BACK
Hope you faggot bought the dip
>>1845545
nah, i dont own any ether. there is no demand for decentralized smart contracts in my opinion. especially if the crypto is using the proof of stake algorithim
>>1845606
>there is no demand for decentralized smart contracts in my opinion
What is EEA? There sure is, anon...
Tomrrow weil bei der reel dip
I don't want to do a job.
>>1845538
Then never get debt and you won't have to. Only people with debt turns into debt slaves. You can live off pike and berries.
You don't work, you don't eat.
>>1845544
Fine. Then I'll starve.
Buying life insurance from a client as a long term investment. Who here has done this? Stories, advice?
What do you mean "from a client"?
>>1845526
Is that the voyager of the seas?
I'm pretty sure I saw a nigger jump off that boat after stabbing someone in the kitchen. He was caught and "everyone survived" according to royal caribbean.
If you want to buy life insurance for someone, you need to provide a reason for being the beneficiary. Maybe you could scam the underwriting process, but it isn't as easy as it sounds.
Should I just go all in on this shit?
>>1845506
Yeah sure, but just be sure you're betting under 749 bitcoins and go back in time before 2016 October 8th.
Pot was a 10-20x P&D monthly coin just like FLDC
>>1845511
Just make the sure the end result is under 749 bitcoins.
You can bet anything between 50-70 bitcoins, but don't try to crash the market by selling to every buyer everything.
>>1845511
I only want to go to 10 cents. Right now it's worth 1.5 cents. Think it'll ever happen?
Gonna build a duplex boys!
Q&A thread for real estate fags.
>be me
>make thread
>field too long
>blogpost.jpg
>have autism
>remake thread into Q &A for and by anons. Mostly real estate but any "real investor" advise welcomed. Should be here to shitpost at all hours for the next few days.
Long story short found cheap af way to build duplex.
There are 0 code and zoning laws and slumlords have shitted uo my hometown for the last time.
As an actual landlord i want to provide quality living at a fair price either work for myself or be gone from this wagecuckery forever.
Thoughts advice and questions welcome ITT.
>Pic related.
>~$12,000 USD cuckseds to be converted to closet sized duplexes.
First off, tell me about the land. How much was the purchase price? What's the annual taxes? Is it close to job centers? Is it zoned for this type of structure? Is the lot reasonably buildable (i.e. flat, not in a flood plain, etc). Are the utility hookups (water, sewer, power) already ready to go?
Secondly, tell me about the structure itself. What's the square footage for each side? Is it separately metered? Will it be built to code? What's the rent you expect to get?
>>1845663
/thread
If you live in an industrial area with a lot of migrant construction workers you can make a killing off these tiny cabins.
XTNT -buy before market closes today will go up after hours
>>1845496
ok shorted thanks for the tip bro
>>1845520
this guy's gonna make some serious cash
>>1845520
Smartest man on biz.
How do i decide whether to RENT or BUY a PMS for my medium sized or large property?
What industry are you in?
Why this question? I'm in this industry actually. What is your budget. Have you gone with opera yet? How big is your hotel?
I'm in the hospitality industry and i am trying to figure out which is the best fit for me my budget is 10,000. Also can you tell me how much does opera cost ?
Does anyone here know how much does it cost if a foreigner wanna take Ph.D. degree in USA?
Starting from bachelor's degree, MasterĀ“s degree, Ph.D. degree literally when you take the whole procession in USA.
Like when you try to have major in Mathematics or Medicine , How much does it cost? does anyone know?
>>1845303
no. we have our best mathematicians trying to solve it, but so far no one knows how much this would cost.
perhaps if you get your phd in Mathematics you could help them figure this out?
>>1845306
I've always thought the complete edition of wealth is getting something very unique, and useful, powerful major degree.
>>1845314
exactly. but juxtapose this with the rampant, wanton, excesses exponentially increasing in the information sectors and you will see that it's not that simple.
/biz/, should i drop out of school and just get a job already? sick of living with my mom who lives with her parents in a tiny shit house that was only meant for two people at most -- zero people given my grandma is a fucking narcissistic hoarder -- but i'm autistic so if i tried to hold down a job and good grades at the same time i know for a fact i couldn't do it.
i can work, and my skills are highly valued in this economy: i'm a computer science major, but since computer science is also my hobby, i have a much deeper and more expansive understanding of it than i would if i were only studying it academically. there's no doubt i'm qualified for any entry-level coding or data entry job in c, c++, java, python, lua, ruby, lisp, the client-side web languages, the lamp-stack server-side web languages, installing secure servers, repairing corrupt or physically damaged computers, and/or building and programming small robots. (i have yet to learn c#, objective-c, or swift, but a cursory look yields they should be no problem given what i already understand about other languages.) i have experience working with the microsoft api, the android api, and the gui toolkits gtk, qt, and sdl. i'm also very polite and cooperative, but also able to notice when proactive input is called for and supply it if none of my superiors are willing to do so; in this sense, i'd make an excellent employee and coworker in general, if not for my crippling anxiety and depression.
i'm cut out to do a good job for good money. (at least, as long as i stay on my meds.) but is that enough? if i drop out and look for work, will anyone take me without considerable credentials? i don't think "i graduated high school" will impress anyone. besides, if i drop out, i'll be forsaking the remainder of the higher learning i need to succeed in the particular subset of computer science i truly love: game development. also my mom's worked really hard to help me go to college and i'd be throwing that away.
wat do
>>1845288
Don't dropout, get that dumb paper even if you know you already know more than they could ever teach you.
Pics of hoard?
>>1845288
>I'm autistic
>my skills are highly valued
You aren't autistic you're just proud. I'm not saying your arrogant. Pride isn't just arrogance it's also timidity. Want to know how to succeed at a job? Stop caring about how other people will perceive you and take genuine interest in them and what's going on around you not the fact that you're bored because you're so smart or can't interact with customers because you aren't an affluent speaker.
Don't bother trying to refute me because if your way was the right way you wouldn't have made this thread.
Any rich huefags here? Tips to give?
Huehuehje gibe monies
>>1845278
RIBBA RIBA RIBA ANDALE ANDALE XD
Help me.
I've been graduated from Chemical Engineering for years now with no job, I don't know where a career like this leads.
What do I do? I'm so lost.
You'd better go to the doctor and have him take a look at that cough first.
>>1845171
Apply to jobs outside that field. Just make sure you're capable of working with a team and start volunteering in leadership positions or positions where you can acquire leadership skills.
Most employers are looking for those quality in candidates as most jobs require you work well with other people.
>>1845171
Lab technician at Coca Coca then work your way up