>You have proceeded to the next stage of the application process and have been invited to complete a VIDEO INTERVIEW.
>TFW too autistic to do video interviews.
>>1846538
sign up to a mock video interview site and start practicing
i was forced to do it for mba and it actually really helped me pinpoint how retarded and pathetic i look
i think everyone should spend like 6 hours doing this minimum.
immense help.
just outsource it
>>1846538
I noticed I raise my eyebrows when I webchat. Look like a moron. Ah well
>tl;dr how do I have multiple jobs that don't conflict with each other time wise and don't make me work past 10pm on fridays and saturdays
But without having to work past 10 pm on Fridays and Saturdays because that's when I go out at night
I can only work fast food or restaurant jobs because I'm 19
How do I avoid having to close places
Current situation
>orientation for tgi fridays was today and this is my schedule so far
>friday (tomorrow) 5-11
>saturday 5-10
>sunday 2-10
>monday off
>tuesday 5-11
>wed 5-close (and 11 isn't?)
>thurs 5-close
>fri and sat off
>sunday 2-10
>monday off
Schedule is all over the place on which days I work (makes getting a 2nd job hard) and the times are bullshit
Have an offer from some small time family run asian place to clean their dishes friday sat and sun from 5/6-10/11
Possible offer incoming from a korean place that wants me 10am-4pm
A million other places I can look for work that hopefully will give me solid schedules and won't make me stay any later than the store itself stays open
What do?
Loading up on too much work will reduce the amount of time and energy available for reading books for actual jobs that make more money.
Kill yourself?
I don't think another job will get you where you want to go. Think bigger. Don't trade your time for money.
I plan on raising a 7 child family, I figure the best way to achieve this is to get myself some tax training as well as an electrician certification so that I'm not quite a CPA but I can at least get significant benefits from it. Can /biz/ recommend anything like that or is my only option a 4 year CPA degree?
bump again
Seven kids, huh? Wow, I don't think anything that anyone will say will actually help with that.
Perhaps try buying lotto tickets at your local store. If you win several million dollars, you may survive the experience if you are careful.
>>1846421
Being an self employed electrician and having a lot of kids goes hand in hand from what I know so you're off to a good start.
What keeps you coming back here?
One day some idiot will come here and have a good enough idea to steal.
>>1846387
memes
>>1846387
how can i find one of these creatures in the wild?
Ok this is seriously getting way out of hand
whats so great about dash?
>>1846323
rhymes with crash.
>>1846326
Okay where do i start, I am 19, have no clue what i want to do in life, have no job (Had 2 previous but they sucked) and insurance is crushing at $500 a month (for basic) for my car (pictured). What do u guys think? I was thinking about selling my car and getting a motorcycle for cheaper insurance but i live in Detroit
inb4 get different car bc insurance wasn't lower than $315 on the vast amount of cars i looked at
Sell your car and buy a cheaper one, non Si version
>>1845794
a nice pair of kneepads always is a good idea
>>1845794
How the fuck do you pay $500 a month. I pay $300 for 6 month coverage in Chicago
This may be a stupid question but do you keep your money in different bank accounts? Or just one?
I got around 100k USD in wells fargo, but i was thinking in putting some of it in high APY bank
The only thing stoping me from it is that there is literally only wells fargo branches where i live.
>>1845373
>high APY bank
yeah good luck with that.
Different accounts at the same bank. One is emergency and one is house down payment savings (or maybe bizness)
>>1845373
Just one but I have 0 expenses. Makes sense to use 2-3 incase you get locked out of an account for some reason.
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>>1845048
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>>1845053
i don't have bitcoin sorry mate
>>1845054
Ethereum? lollipops? Mars? Nintendo, Microsoft stocks? You got any milk?
How do I properly diversify my stocks?
take your total portfolio value and divide it equally across sectors that you're comfortable with
>>1844859
Easy modo: ETFs. Go on Vanguard or Wealthfront and just fill out their risk assessment bullshit. Buy low-EXP ETFs that match the markets that they're suggesting.
>>1844859
buy bonds with stocks
What does /biz/ think of John McAfee? Apparently he acquired a company, MGT, Capital Investments, recently that's getting into large BTC mining operations. Looks like it has potential.
seems pretty late to the party and messes up his sec filings and accounting. I've eyed mgti for awhile but it just keeps going down.
>>1844574
wow kid, a year to late. what's next you gonna post GXY, NUH?
>>1844574
Well with the Virus thing he was way ahead of the curve and went big into something that not many people had even heard of yet.
And he won big.
But he legit seems a little insane. And he killed 2 people.
And this current company has pump-and-dump written all over it.
And the thing about guys like McAfee is they get one great idea in their life. That's it. More ideas don't come down the pipeline.
So MGT is not a good buy to me.
What makes you want to donate, /biz/?
>pity
>cute kittens
>I'm a good person
>I just felt like it
>lol weed man
>I analyzed his problem and gave him a % of what he needs.
>He promised to pay it back
>I invested in him.
>>1843779
Oh one more thing.
>he talked me into it.
>>1843779
advertising
tax write off
>>1843779
I only really donate to the SPCA, ASPCA, and drop shit off at the good will. Any other organization only gives like .20 cents on the dollar towards its actual mission. But yeah, it can also be a tax write off.
hello businessman
i am called drago from native country called bulgaria
i am heavy with desperation for new job in U.S.A
in bulgaria i work with company being ideas man. my big boss call me "mr. ideas man" but unsure what job called in U.S.A
i are good at making ideas. you pay me for my ideas. i pay you 2 month salary for idea job in U.S.A
please and thank you
- drago
please help
- drago
>>1840647
ay zdravei bulgar bratle. its simple. you are good ideas mister. So be ideas man in Amerika. In the USA Mr.Trumpu decide very hard for bulgar slav to emigrate now. You razbirash? Go to England and learn to speak gooder London. Have a nice wecher.
I once made vacation in in bulgur. I had liquid shitting for 2 weeks afterward.
Have only $2000 to invest. I started getting my ass kicked trying to catch happenings. So i started trying to swing trade with blue chip stocks, and the most i can make is $25 a week. Im too scared to even get in on something AMD because i literally lost hundeds trying to predict meme stocks.
I want to fuck that loli so bad
also buy ETH
>>1849335
Oh, and I say swing trading, because i only have $2000 and can not day trade.
>>1849338
go away you horny otaku degenerate. this is a big boy thread
Is this a dip?
>>1848312
lmfao... what happened?!?!?!?
whale shitting on the plebs?
>mfw I tried to warn everyone
and they just call you a shill
Previous >>1846918
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>>1847855
AWOO
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