Okay boys you know the deal NEW PUMP THREAD lets take this and shill our little hearts out. i am buying RIGHT NOW
Nope. I only shill for BAY nigger, check these DUBS
>>1888681
fail
>>1888677
reporting for shilling duty
Anyone here trade Binary Options? Seems like a good way to make money if you're good at it.
Open to tips also.
No, they're essentially gambling even when they aren't outright scams.
>>1888654
scam
>>1888654
>Binary Options
Practically gambling.
I'm here for the interview homes.
Good, now pick up my dry cleaning and get me a coffee (black).
We drug test/thread
>>1888610
sorry we dont hire spics now git out
My father wants me to set up and investment account so that he can gradually transfer all of his stocks over into my name, so I don't get fucked with inheritance tax down the line.
What bank should I make the account with? I live in Ireland btw.
Thank you in advance wise 4chan Jews
>>1888550
that's highly illegal
>>1888604
So was what your dad did when he thought it was a good idea to fuck a gorrilla.
>>1888604
Who cares, though? As long as he doesn't die for another 15-20 years. It's a father gifting something to his son.
Idk OP. know nothing about Irish banking system
From an economical point is view are you for/against taxpayer funded healthcare?
For. Ready access to healthcare, especially preventative healthcare, leads to healthier, more productive citizens.
>>1888521
For.
>>1888521
For
People who are in good health are more productive, so it has to be preventative, not reactionary
I meant to shake out the smaller hands, not a fellow whale.
Thanks for the extra BAY.
That wasn't me, but you're an asshole.
I panic sold at 440 and had to rebuy at 488...
Now it's back to 500 about.
Learned my lesso, hodling for a year now.
Btc is not FDIC insured
Btw grandma needs to live in a home now she's underwater on a second mortgage and cryptos didnt work out guess I'll get a job after all
>>1888577
Shouldn't have been so weak, you basically just gave me another vacation property and a yacht.
>TFW you wasted thousands of hours on 4chan instead of doing something productive
How do I stop this? How do i get off 4chan for good?
Kys? Kys!
>>1888458
This is the only way.
Step one: Do something else
Will milocoin take off like trumpcoin or flop like putincoin?
He is a pedophile.
>>1888461
apparently thats okay if you were also buggered in the ass.
>>1888441
Both coins took off.
They say it's insane luck that brings you on top. I say it's skills - pure unadultered balls and skills that brings the top under your feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdfRQjb5o9k
There are crypto traders on a level far beyond us simple minded, who make crypto trading into a speedrunning competition, because they were born that way.
I'm planning on giving to this natural-born talent who deserves and was born to win, a shortcut - a reward of 1000 bitcoins to aid him in his quest.
All you have to do. Is get to 1 bitcoin through trading, but you have to start off with 0.005 bitcoins.
Normally I'd put a time limit and you'd have to start with satoshi faucets. But we have a lot of weaklings which lose all their money easily and next to none killer traders where just stagnating for more than 3 hours is considered a massive loss.
Use any form of recording device, but no skipping. You may speed it up, but the numbers need to be clear.
Your briefing is complete. GO, PROVE THAT CRYPTO TRADING FAVORS THE STRONG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnAvNdVyJB0
Normally time wouldn't be an issue. A skilled person can have 1 day and win everything, while a shmuck can have 100 years and still not manage to win a single cent in the end.
But we still need a starting point.
The competition begins on the 26th at 2 PM EDT
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/edt
I believe pushing it all the way to the 30th .. would just be wasting time.
You're retarded.
0.005? Really?
Off yourself
Someone that can easily make 200x their money doesn't need yours
Would you rather be thrust in the limelight with fame as well as tons of money? Or would you prefer to be under the radar while having a fortune?
anonymously wealthy, so i could have a nice life and didnt have to worry about robbers or crazy stalkers + i could keep the same friends and not have to worry about them just being my friends in hope for some money/benefits
>>1888377
So anon that legit no one even has the idea that you have money and everyone calls you poor
Just for the meme
>>1888389
Yeah I agree with this. I have middle to upper-middle class tastes and groups of friends. I don't really care to deal with what high-rollers have to go through.
>>1888394
You can even make a game out of this by leading a dual life. You have your swank mansion far from everyone else and you also rent a condo/apartment where everyone thinks you're just an average Joe.
ITT: Tips on evading taxes
I've heard of a method that abuses some odd law regarding hobby expenses for the "artistic" market, so you have to actually pay less taxes, since you're already moving the market.
Let's say you're into "modern" art and you find some "less morally inclined patron" that you can bank, you then buy his "art" from him and he returns the larger sum of the money back to you, leading to lesser taxes for almost no effort.
I've only HEARD of this, so I'm not too keen on the whole process, but I'm certain you can find more about it if you search for it.
Pro Tip: Don't fuck with the IRS.
>>1888390
in real life it doesn't work that way because the IRS is going to think it's weird if your million dollar art collection isn't insured, or the insurance company values it at $5.75.
appraisal exists.
This is a weird one and it might belong in /X, we'll see. I have the idea of a cryptocurrency that's backed by hours of prayer. Want someone to pray for your sick granny? spend some prayer hours. Third worlder who wants to earn money? pray for someone's sick gran then convert your prayercoins on an exchange. A smart contract on ETH that forces two or more people to skype while praying seems like enough to get started.
My question is, how do I make this happen? The problem with hiring someone to code an idea in ETH is that everyone who understands it is already rich, and while I'm a 1X programmer I have no understanding of cryptography at all, so it would take me quite a while to get up to speed. Any ideas/suggestions?
>>1888318
Sorry, but coding does not support prayer as a condition trigger. Please try something more feasible and within a computer's grasp.
>>1888335
The pseudocode would just be
if (2 people want to earn prayercoin)
and (1 person wants to spend prayercoins) then: connect the first two people's computers and show them the third person's prayer request with a timer.
if (timer equals zero)
and (neither pray-er reports the other for not praying) then: transfer half the prayercoins to each of the prayers.
The people praying would keep one another honest, not the program. The computer just connects people with spare time to people with something they want prayed at.
Call it loosh
Why do poor people exist? It's so god damn easy to get a job. Literally all you have to do is not be a retard.
I just started applying for jobs last week because I'm tired of my current job and I'm already getting interviews left and right.
>>1888316
I'm guessing you live at home and/or don't have kids.
What qualifications and exp do you have?
You're a single 27 year old male with 25K and no debt, living with your parents. You also have a 401K with 10K in it. You make ~90K/yr from 2 jobs that total 65 hrs/week. You have a relatively high risk tolerance. What do you do with the 25K?
>>1888244
go all in JNUG and take a fast track to the moon tomorrow!
>>1888251
That looks retarded. And way too risky anyway.
Every man dies, not every man really YOLOs.
Earnings is more or less known, it's guidance that will propel us to low Earth orbit. Looking for $1.10-1.20 and guidened GM of 40% to pump that PE to 12+
>>1888239
Here's the rest
wait what about micron?
>>1889026
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0b26GS8b9o