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Also multicoin portfolio and trading general
Damn son, you in the big leagues
>Blockfolio
Looks neat
>>1923229
Its a great app
>>1923220
Want to open a PIVX masternode? I got a Raspberry Pi I can put it on.
I got offered a teller position at a bank and they are starting me at $11.65 did I get lowballed? I live in Southern California
No. The median wage for bank tellers is around $11.50.
Lol, I was a Bank Teller at a Credit Union for $15.50 in the midwest last summer. Yeah, you did, but you get bonuses and commissions for selling useless products to people that don't need them lol. They pay better here in Bumfuck Fargo, since there's nothing here except the oil market that propped up the last few years.
>>1922904
Also, I am Black, they pay better if you are a more well dressed professional and can actually speak proper english. My coworker was netting $17.60 an hour after being there for three years. I quit after 4 months. Was offered an internship in commercial lending at a competitor. Being a processor is better, don't have to deal with people and as a loan processor, you choose when to work. Netting around 42K a year.
How am I supposed to feel excited about getting my degree and starting my wagecuck life if I won't even be able to buy myself a nice sportscar when I get out of uni?
All my salary will go to:
> saving up for a house
> saving up if I get married
> saving up for the kids' university
> saving up for retirement
I fell for the engineering degree meme, I thought it was worth it and engineers had a good life. Should have went into finance or some shit, maybe law.
And I thought I'd be driving around in a camaro, making my friends jealous once I get out of uni. Turns out my hairdresser friend who started working earlier than me will have more money than me as a fucking engineer
>>1922845
What, engineers get paid well
>>1922845
Wtf kind of shit nation do you live in? I'm 25 and a software Engineer, and i make 75k in Norway with 29% tax
>marriage
>kids
Don't kid yourself
>TFW have to go to my wagiecuck job again tomorrow
Oh boy. Another week of wageing where ill barely earn $400 again.
Start your own business in your free time
>>1922831
How though? Where do I learn the basics of starting a small business?
>>1922821
that sucks, I earn that much in less than 2 days
get out or get in?
>>1922820
This guy really made it big huh
>>1922820
>yfw you bought eth at 55 dollars
>>1922846
is it stuck like this? I lost $400 fucking dollars man
>He won't invest in taas ICO.
I swear to god, you guys want to stay poor.
How fast will this moon after the shitters hear about it?
>>1922924
Fucking speed of light! It has everything for a shitpump:
- russian autism
- ethereum
- new application (closed funds)
- limited number of tokens
It wont go to 100x but I can guarantee 2 o 3x ico
>Bitcoin becomes a major success and WSJ touts it as something to buy now because the price is skyrocketing
>Exactly 22 million people all go on some random site like Coinbase and buy exactly 1 BTC each
What happens then?
The price of BTC goes up and/or orders go unfulfilled.
>>1922745
It would moon, then plummet when people see they have made some money on it. I don't think many would hold.
>>1922756
The Japanese government has decided to buy 22 million BTC from Coinbase in preparation for the coming of Godzilla. Your >i dont' think people will do that argument doesn't hold.
What now?
>Mint, Personal Capital, etc.
>put all your account and personal information in one place! there's totally nothing wrong with this!
ridiculous
does anyone know any financial software you can use by manually inputting stuff without linking any other accounts or giving any personal info? I'm mostly trying to find something that will track portfolio performance with regular inflows
Microsoft Excel
>>1922874
I can make whatever in excel, but I would need a resource on what metrics are valuable that I should include
like for example:
if I have a 401k with biweekly contributions, how do I determine performance when those contributions constantly come in? do I have to track the performance of every single purchase lot?
>>1922655
If you use turbo tax, they already have your info....
Earlier some anon made a thread about a site that would temporarily host video content.
The idea we ironed out was that each video would be tied to a specific current event, and when the current event ended, all the videos would expire and be deleted. It would save on server costs and would create a place for people who only want to see fresh content.
What do you guys think of this idea? Are you still out there anon?
Pic unrelated
That looks painful
>>1922613
for you
>>1922623
So you are telling me that being sodomized until bleeding by a piece of metal would no be painful for you my dude? Please elaborate.
what if I told you that the stock market was going to crash sometime during 2018 - 2020 and that you can profit big (>3000% return) from this event with just a few well timed option trades?
I'd tell you that I've heard all that before for any given year, and your well timed trades require either a crystal ball or the luck of the gods.
>>1922599
never understood how you can profit on crashes
>>1922609
Bro you haven't even paid for his 8 easy signs that the market is crashing, maybe hear him out?
How can I capitalize on the alt-left?
Provide goods and services that rational people would want.
make fake gofundmes where you promise to install water pumps in sudan while local plumbers starve to death because they cannot find work due to white people coming in doing all the work for free
Modular ID cards that you can swap genders with
How the fuck do I get a job lads.
I graduated college (with a meme degree) and I've been applying to every entry level administrative assistant and entry level office job and keep getting rejected over and over. I haven't gotten a single interview. How do I escape the Starbucks barista lifestyle?
>>1922537
don't be so down, i am a neet too. already 26 here.
>>1922537
What degree?
>>1922642
can she please eat something
Does it make sense to get a mortgage as soon as you can afford to?
In my country, and especially in my city (London), people seem to rent until the age of ~35 and only then look to purchase their first property if they can avoid it. Lots stay renting their entire life, because prices are crazy now. But me and a friend both earn £30-35k and know we'll be in London for the next few years at least, and if we pool our salaries then we can easily afford the mortage on a ~£450k flat for about the same price as we currently pay for rent. We'd be paying into our own pocket instead of our (((landlord's))). What are the drawbacks?
The base price of the mortgage doesn't include things like closing costs, insurance, maintenance, and taxes. You also have to worry about interest rate risk and declines in the housing market.
>>1922538
Is there an easy way to estimate those sorts of costs? I just think it seems preferable because when you move away from a rental accommodation you will always get nothing back, whereas when you move away from a place you've been paying a mortgage on you'll get at least some of what you've been putting in, and could even be looking at a large return on your investment, depending on how things play out.
>>1922581
>Is there an easy way to estimate those sorts of costs?
Sure, just look up what they are for your area. For maintenance, usually a newer house will require less than an older house.
>I just think it seems preferable because when you move away from a rental accommodation you will always get nothing back
This is correct.
>whereas when you move away from a place you've been paying a mortgage on you'll get at least some of what you've been putting in
Not necessarily.
>could even be looking at a large return on your investment
You could, but you could also be looking at spending more money than renting would have cost you.
VItalik is on a world tour, check it out: http://fc17.ifca.ai/
Can you say global mf currency?
From reddit: Holy sh*t guys, just saw Vitalik Buterin from my balcony in Malta, is he here to talk to the prime minister?
The hero was wearing a god damn unicorn sweater :) if you guys have been waiting for a signal this is it.
For thoose who dont know, Malta does currently not have any legislation regarding Cryptos, and a few weeks ago the Prime minister of Malta went out and said he wanted to bring crypto and blockchain bussiness to Malta.
This country is currently the number one center of online gambling in the EU, it is also a center of Finance, "wealth management" and the like.
There is a shit ton of money in this country, for tax reasons and more.
So does anyone know what the savior of mankind is doing on this rock?
This is YUGE let's connect the dots:
1. Vitalik is seen wearing a unicorn sweater in Malta.
2. Unicorn picture used on this page of Ethereum website https://www.ethereum.org/donate
3. Elon tweets a drawing of a unicorn fart running self driving electric car.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/847259545755820033
>tfw one eth will be worth 100.000$ in 10 years when the internet is based upon the ethereum blockchain
This is a callout to all nocoiners, this is the last chance to purchase tickets to the moon, mars, saturn
We'll leave the solar system before 2020 hits
get in now, or forever remain a wagecuck
>>1922479
Do you really think the world's governments will allow for a Russian autist's magic token to run the internet and global financial system? Especially when it's decentralized?
>he's starting an online T-shirt business!
>he's a neet and does nothing at all
>>1922389
How's that Zazzle empire coming along, fella?
>>1922387
I actually know a dude that's been successful from a t-shirt company. His tees have shitty graphics on them but he still manages to sell.