>open a list of available cryptocoin
>open google
>type in board of directors of "name of coin"
>narrow results to show majority jewish stakeholders
>buy such (((coin)))
>100% PROFIT GUARANTEED
Yeah I think I remember Warren Buffet saying "Instead of ever researching the company, I just look at their website and if all I see are Jews, I go all in."
>have anime images saved
>confirmation of mental disorder
>>1937467
Finally figured out Renaissance's algorithm.
See you at the yacht club
JUST
Too bad Chic Filet when out of business for their stance on gay marriage right?
Oh that's right, their stock shot way up and they were extremely successful for it.
Liberals are cancerous fucks.
>>1937376
Sorry anon, I don't read Huffington Post articles, can you tell /biz/ what Target did to have a boycott performed against them?
Thanks
>>1937376
>Just
KYS faggot
>This.
>I can't even.
> I can't...
>Just
Use your words dipshit.
>TFW cut off all my friends because they're losers
>Don't have any friends now
I-it's lonely at the top, r-right /biz/...?
you're damn right. You would have been worse off hanging around them and their shitty habits. Keep it up anon.
friends are overrated
>almost always have to spend money when hanging out
>time is generally wasted watching shit or "going" places and smoking/drinking
>compete when women are around
>have to endure their stupidity and mood swings
I stopped "enjoying" hanging with my friends long time ago. So I cut contact to a minimum, I see them once/twice a year to fulfill my social void and that works.
Fuck friends.
>buy 232 eth
>s&p crashes from trumps foreign war
>eth moons
>invest into s&p at atl
:) who else /cmfy/
>buying high
I honestly think coiners don't even like making money everyone sold at 50ish
>random cryptoshit run by teenagers is a safehaven
>>1937217
bought at 22 dip
Looks like this is the end of the Trump rally. I don't have any targets on S&P500 at the moment but this feels like the beginning of another 2008-2009.
If that is the case. I will trade vertical spreads all the way down week after week, month after month.
I'm 10,000 shares long on crude oil, fortunately.
Easy money guys!!
>>1937151
Too soon to call, gold went up too fast, I'm taking short positions
>on chapter 2 of my options books
Not yet please....world peace...it's s good thing
Is this the thread where we enjoy the last few minutes of life before the nuclear holocaust by posting on 4chin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IxQNc0NE8A
I want to be rich, but I feel like I'm not smart or insightful enough to get rich. Rich people always say there is so much money to be made everywhere and it's so easy to do it, but I feel like a retard when I just can clearly see how to possibly do this. Currently a white collar wage-slave and I feel stuck. What are some books or advice that biz can give to help me break out of my mindset of learned helplessness?
Being rich isn't all it's cracked up to be. I would suggest you try to find happiness in other areas of your life, maybe finding a girl and settling down.
>>1937157
>maybe finding a girl and settling down.
Gotta have money for that, anon.
>>1937157
>maybe finding a girl and settling down
Ahhh, the ultimate age-old meme...
/rgt/ - Robinhood General Thread
NONFARM PAYROLL EMPLOYMENT REPORT edition
-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
-- Links --
Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
Stickerbitch's calendar of memes and dreams:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/
Shitposting chatrooms:
https://discord.gg/5k3sVzC
https://telegram.me/robinhoodgeneral
Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com
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>>1936909
shit
I forgot the subject
Fuck AMD
>AAXN
>he's not accumulating this gem for the next PIVX-esque megapump to moon
>m-muh shitcoin
Viacoin has an overactive autist developer and is implementing Segwit and LN soon.
Not even a shill if I wasnt broke I would buy 10k of this shit and wait.
GROELSTCOIN OR GTFO
>>1936647
Shhh, I'm still accumulating
what kind of meme is segwit?
Buying Cannibus stock. Which company would you guys go with?
THC
PUF
ACB
CMED
PURA
GRNH
TWMJF
ACBFF
WEED
APH
CGC
SMG is notable.
TSE: HMMJ
Why the hell is LTC crashing so hard? Is there some new info? Or did everyone just realize it's a shitcoin?
>>1936166
The hype is wearing off because people don't understand how segwit will work.
Everyone should sell their LTC... so I could buy more for a cheaper price. It's gonna feel awesome selling it back to you guys at $20+
>>1936175
I hope you're not memeing me, because I'm still in.
whats your entry price
How many of you are planning on retiring early? What strategies are you using and what investments are you taking advantage of?
I'm 24 with $25K in a Roth IRA and $20K in savings, making $42K per year.
My Roth is entirely invested in one diversified dividend ETF that distributes $0.30-0.40 per share quarterly. I plan on building this account until my quarterly dividend payment is $3K+. At that point, I can begin to withdraw dividends since principal withdraws are tax and penalty free in a Roth IRA. For now, I'm reinvesting all dividends and dollar cost averaging with more shares twice per month.
Outside of dividend investing, I've realized that rental properties are the only legitimate source of passive income that nearly anyone can get involved with. I'm negotiating the purchase of a 3/2 single family home for $160K. My monthly expenses will be under $700 with taxes, insurance, etc. included. This property should rent for between $1,500 and $1,700 per month, which leaves me with a $800-$1,000 profit monthly. After savings 6 months of profits to use for potential repairs or vacancies, I will begin to use the profits to pay down additional principal on the mortgage and eventually to finance the purchase of another property.
My goal is to retire by age 32 with a target monthly (passive) income of $4,000. This will be 4-5 rental properties, at which point I will hire a property management company. I can not depend on the Roth IRA income until the dividends reach a certain point, and I don't believe that will be achieved in the next 8 years so I will let them compound.
So again, how many of you are planning on retiring early? What strategies are you using and what investments are you taking advantage of?
Something doesn't add up here
>>1935532
>I've realized that rental properties are the only legitimate source of passive income that nearly anyone can get involved with.
Ever heard of bonds?
>>1935562
Yes that's true, but bonds right now are paying shit. Even a 10-year at 3% you would need hundreds of thousands of dollars to generate an income that you can live off of. Compared to RE investing where you can put down $30K and start to almost immediately generate $500+ per month in profits.
>finally realized rent is not a waste of money
who here /enlightened/
>>1935484
That's funny OP, I've just realized rent is a waste of money. Planning on moving in with some relatives in two months when my lease ends. Living alone has its perks, but all this rent money I'm spending could be more utilized for far more pressing things.
>>1935484
i live in a condo for 400€ a month,
meanwhile my parents pay 1.1k /month for 30 years, where forced to spent 40k in repairs for a house that's worth 300k and that's being generous
>>1935484
>t.slumlord
Sorry if this question gets asked a lot /biz/ but I need guidance.
Is studying law worthwhile or is it just another meme?
Because I just finished a communications degree and I know for fucking sure that was a meme through and through.
>>1935448
don't know how it is over in burgerland but where i live law is one of the best degrees, only after becoming a doctor or engineer
Law is oversaturated. If you don't go to top tier law school and network like fuck then good fucking luck. Just go look at the job reports.
>>1935448
Only at a top 14 school, otherwise have fun defending working a few years for $10-15$/hr and then defending Tyrones for 80-90K a year with a mountain of debt.
How to predict cryptocurrency bubbles?
What shitcoins should I buy now to make profit within a week? A month?
>>1934835
Iconomi and edgeless.
its hard to tell when it will fall, it is easier to tell when it will grow. based on experience
>>1934835
Monitor level, intensity, and proportion of trades
Keep an eye on all the chatter
Which have had some of the biggest gains and losses in the past day, or week?
>>1934842
>Monitor level, intensity, and proportion of trades
How to interpret that information?
>Keep an eye on all the chatter
Where? Bitcointalk?
>Which have had some of the biggest gains and losses in the past day, or week?
Should I invest in biggest gainers or losers?
Sticky this
"Warren Buffett, American business magnate, passed away April 5 due to heart problems he had recently been struggling with"
ITT what lesson did you learn from him?
Only invest in what you know and boy, do I KNOW cryptocurrencies.
>>1934721
Fuck man.....
:/
I can at least say he got me interested in business when I was a teenager