Hey biz, how do I take myself out of my shithole Balkan country and make a decent living?
Currently 26 with decent telecoms/IT experience, but not in programming, wagecucked hard my entire life and caught in a downwards spiral
>>1955745
>how do I take myself out of my shithole Balkan country and make a decent living?
Move to Europe or the US.
What's the average monthly wage down there these days? 400-500 euro?
Impossible to advance that way.
>>1955750
I would, in a heartbeat, but not so easily achievable since no work permit in EU without a work contract and no work contract achievable without a work permit, kind off hard to break loop. US is out of league unfortunately, since I'd love to move there.
You guessed right, that's an above average wage after taxes
>>1955754
Well then you're stuck. It's impossible to advance in those economies because of their developing nature, especially when the local governments are either incapable, falling apart, or corrupt as hell and thus preventing necessary reform. Wages remain down.
Your only hopes are to:
1. find a ubiquitous tech/programming job that pays better and doesn't require physical presence
2. try starting a business (rather hard and demanding in that region, especially with limited economies and no guarantees of success)
3. Get involved with corrupt politicians/politics and/or the local oligarchs
I want to buy a necklace nothing too fancy but i'm looking for an eye-catching investment. Is there anything about jewelry shopping that I should know? Is it easy to make a dumb jewelry investment?
You are just buying something because you need to fill a void in your life that you are doing well.
Fuck that, dont fall for the meme. Go buy yourself a nice fucking watch instead that will actually have some functionality to it.
Unless you are some major fuckboi with lots of action, than yea I guess its a good investment.
Its best used to impress young impressionable cocksockets, and dirty milfs that are broke.
>>1955684
>Is it easy to make a dumb jewelry investment?
Yeah it's called a jewelry investment.
Unless you're doing good on all other levels, jewelry should be way down on the list of things to buy. That being said, just do research in what you're buying and where you're buying it from like any other high price purchase. You don't want to get cheated or ripped off.
>>1955692
>young impressionable cocksockets, and dirty milfs that are broke
that is my target market 4sure.
Who /millionare/ today?
>>1955680
Not me, I only got 23 ETH. I'll still be cool though with 6 figures.
>>1955680
80 ETH here, ready for take off
New PIVX breakout soon!
Next stop: 200k sats. Get on board you pussies
>>1955604
That pump n dump is over. You lost.
PUMP
AND
DUMP
DUMP
DDDDDDDUMPED
>>1955609
>>1955607
>technologically most promising coin yet
>pump and dump
also
>you lost
that's interesting since I bought 10k PIVX at 70k sats and I'm still holding for when it reaches 200k
Quint's quints predict PIVX will go to $5 in the fifth month of this year
>>1955558
I'd be able to buy myself a shiny new 300k apt, would be great, OP!
>>1955571
it's a piece of shit coin, but i still own 40k of it
memes, i guess
So I'm pretty much obsessed with this show. The idea of being able to fuck women and get paid for it sure sounds nice.
I did the math and I think these guys are making $1k to $3k a week.
Not bad. You guys think you could do it?
>>1955542
>That dick tattoo. lmao
I haven't seen the show. I don't think there's any way I could fuck old or fat women. My dick always works with girls I'm reasonably attracted to but I get turned off super easy. Bad breath, stretch marks, a look on their face that reminds me of someone else, and I'm instantly unattracted. I've been lucky to find a few girls in my life that don't turn me off and like me enough to stay with me.
Also I've fucked a few girls in my day that I kinda felt ashamed of and it's a really terrible feeling.
So I don't think I could unless all the girls are at least somewhat young and attractive but why the hell would they pay for sex?
>>1955542
>roid
>become a Chad
>get a six figure job because Chad mode
>3K a week on top of that by sleeping with fat chicks
Why isn't /biz/ doing this?
There is not much demand for male prostitutes for women.
If you want to earn big bucks, suck off dicks and get fucked up the pooper.
what's the deal with /biz/ focusing so hard on making money just for the sole purpose of having money and lying on your fat ass spending your money on materialistic shit, you think that will make you happy?
it's cool to afford fancy shit, but you can only enjoy so much of it and for that you only need so much money and i see people here being like "if you can't make at least $100k+ it's not worth it". What the hell
why did you make this thread
>>1955484
because this board is filled with "being a neet is the best" mentality and it's fucking stupid
>>1955477
For me personally it has nothing to do with fancy shit.
I don't want to be another man's bitch. Ever. When you work for another man (unless you are in a high up professional position) you are doing one of those jobs where another guy is telling you what the fuck to do. And it sucks.
The 9-5, the grind. All that work.
I wanna be able to escape that. Money is how I do it. I'm on my way.
If you have $100k or more you can do things with it that allow you to kick back some. Like own a rental property or have dividend stocks.
Make sense?
this guy is probably happier than most of you will ever be
I doubt that for some reason.
>>1955410
damn
>>1955410
Actually, when I was poor I was unhappy. Now that I'm well off, I'm actually a lot happier.
>money doesn't buy happiness
Is true. Happiness is a byproduct of my having money, I didn't need to spend it to get happy.
VIACOIN is the next PIVX 50-100X gains.
>Week to week volume growing exponential
>Smart money accumulating
>roadmap will make it a tech powerhouse
Anyone else holding this thing?
>>1955395
Full size road map
>oh look it's another bagholder please buy my bags
>>1955395
>VIACOIN is the next PIVX 50-100X
No.
Stop being a pussy and trade from your phone
is tim cook ripped or fat
>my investment account is the most valuable thing I own
>my phone is the least secure device I use
Um, no thanks dipshit.
>>1955454
Is it really risky to trade on a phone? Aren't pcs just the same?
Is this a decent job for the summer? Could I make 15 bucks hour at least? What should I do in the summer? I'm tired of mowing lawns in the Sun and looking dirty all summer
Sure if you change bucks to cents
>>1955341
The top transcribers make $100 - $150 a WEEK. That's 12 hours of transcribed audio per week. 1 hour of audio takes an EXPERIENCED transcriber 4 hours.
So that's 12x4 = 48 hours of work a week for $100 - $150, or roughly $2 - $3 per hour.
And trust me, that's the top 1% of transcribers. It is not humanly possible to transcribe for 8+ hours a day. There aren't always enough files, let alone enough files with clear audio to transcribe. It just isn't worth it.
>>1955341
uh, no experience on any of this, but, practice your WPM first if you actually plan on getting serious on such a thing, i thought i typed fast and for this class i had to transcribe some interviews, had to rewind all the fucking time.
you are probably gonna need 150 wpm or higher to be any efficient
Who's the richest poster on /biz/?
I bet it's a frogposter.
There was a multimillionaire, but I haven't seen him in a while.
I'm here boys
>>1955375
absolute frogposter too btw
You can make money of knowing stuff like this.
>>1955225
The only ones who know that are those planning the next big terrorist attack
Anyone making a guess about it on Predict It is just pissing into the wind
https://www.predictit.org/Contract/6058/Will-Bashar-al-Assad-be-president-of-Syria-on-Dec-31%2c-2017#data
>not available to non-murrigans
>have to send picture of ur pooper with ur SSN tattooed on it
nah thanks famalam
If you really think your lies through and practice them well along with dressing the part, could you potentially lie your way into a $15/hr+ job?
Because I am honestly considering it right now. I'm pretty much a loser who's only worked shit-tier minimum wage jobs, and I have some money saved I can buy decent clothes with and everything. So I'm thinking about just cheating my way in, and working from there on.
Seems like you'd need is to get your foot in the door, and from that point you just snowball knowledge and experience and once you've gained 6-12 months experience at one company, you just quit and go to another. (No one will question your ORIGINAL experience then, only your most recent, that you actually DID do)...
Is this feasible? I honestly can't see the downsides if I weigh out pros and cons.
>>1955165
It's probably a lot more common than you think.
>>1955171
But what's the downside?
Right now I'm thinking of Pros and Cons. I can't think of a single Con. to this plan.
Best case scenario - It works out flawlessly, no one ever finds out you lied. You've done it.
Worst case scenario(s) -
a) your employer finds out mid-employment.
Result: You get immediately terminated, back to Square 1. Still got paid though. No net loss.
b) your employer calls you out on your bullshit or requests very specific references.
Result: You consider it a fail interview, bail and try again somewhere else.
It's not illegal, so what the fuck is the problem? Is there one?
>>1955165
I lied my way into a 25/hr, and 19/hr job, and that's all with a record.
Bout to do it again too :^)
Is a University degree the best possible investment?
It seems that even getting a shitty English degree or something is a lot better than having nothing at all, in the long run.
I feel like it depends on the person. I'm pretty confident that if I didn't go to college I'd still be doing okay
It is provided you don't go to a school that charges $30K+.
>>1955133
But can we agree that in general, having ANY college degree is better than having nothing at all?