I just gained a lump sum of 500$. What crypto should I invest in? All of my money is in ETH right now. I'm considering Golem/RLC (can't decide which is better), or just more ETH..
>inb4 shitcoins and memecoins
>>2040139
If you want to make some real money you need to get yourself some beans. Bitbean is the next ETH.
XBY
>>2040144
kill yourself
>my coin is the best
>no my coin is better
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOTS
But my coin literally is the best
>>2040146
Dude LTC is legit the best it's going to 100 by end of year screenshot this
POSW 4 life where my bois at
Trading crypto currency?
Pssh, more like GAMBLING
>>2040131
its so great, its like i spent a year at the casino and ended up winning
>>2040131
Quit jacking my images you dip.
You have to be actually retarded to lose money in this market
So keeping your coins in exchange is just big sitting duck for hackers, desktop wallets also can be hacked and or hard drives fails as well.
So what's your favorite cold storage way of securing you coins?
>not keeping it on hand in case a crash happens
Idiotsguidetocrypto.txt
>>2040067
But if I don't leave my coins on the exchange how can I lend them to margin traders and reap interest?
>>2040067
Also if all of my holdings are in altcurrency how does it make sense to pull all of them out just so I can convert to Bitcoin and store it offline? I will be missing out on all the moonshots.
>TFW can earn money and shitpost from thr comfort of home
Now THIS is life
>>2040048
I can finally afford a new toe knife. Thanks 4chan.
How many of you guys have actually started a small business that doesn't involve Crypto shilling?
What resources would you recommend for those starting to learn how to run a small business?
>>2040045
http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4mhg6_f1348352257_the-apprentice-season-1-full-episodes/1#video=x31hd6c
>>2040045
I didn't start a small business but I did help an old chinese woman start a chain of illegal rub-n-tug salons in Orange County about five years ago, and even though she never repaid me for my investment, I've gotten free sex since then.
>2010, working IT for a couple local companies, had to drive out and deal with their problems whenever they needed help
>One of them is a 45 minute drive, customers were always upset and doing stupid shit to their system
>A secretary downloaded a bunch of .exe files that killed everything that wasn't saved
>20:30, ring ring, anon come down and fix, everything is broken
>FUCK
>Drive down for 45 min so I could reset the system in 5 min.
>New rule; sysadmin privilege to open anything, maybe that'll keep them from nailing their balls to the table
>Driving back, see massage parlor
>Tired, bored, little horny, decide to go in
>Never been to one of these places before, incense smells nice, lights are low and calming
>Instantly surrounded by Qt azn women, who are very relaxing after having to deal with whiny middle-aged white women
>Led to back, they helped me disrobe and directed me to lay on table
>New qt azn walks in, I get a fantastic massage
>Very relaxed and calm, almost falling asleep
>Directed to turn over, she starts oiling me up, works her way to my lil' anon
>Firmlygraspit.jpeg
>Get a mind-bending handjob
>I thought, after twenty-six years of jerking myself off, I knew how to jerk myself off better than anyone else on planet Earth
>Proven wrong by a 5'3" Vietnamese woman in her thirties
>She cleans me up, I give her $60 USD, she wipes me down with warm towels and helps me get my clothes back on
>Walk out with a noticeable pep in my step, revisit this place 2-3 times a month for the next few months
>Start to know the Mamasan and workers
My point is, I really liked this place, and didn't want to see them go away.
>>2040219
>Cont. from above
Anyway, I started talking with the Mamasan after I was done with my session every week or so, just sort of asking her what was up and all that. Usually this was an excuse for me to sit in the foyer with a skimpily dressed woman in my lap, but I also enjoyed talking to her. A few times, she mentioned that she wanted to branch out, but didn't really know how to and also lacked the capital.
Fortunately for her, I was living in L.A. at the time so I had Jew-lawyer friends that knew how to set this up, and I also had a couple grand I'd be willing to throw down for a startup, along with helping her get a website set up. At this time, I also helped her use Backpage.com to start making daily and weekly ads for her massage parlor. I genuinely wanted to help her out, and also I wanted to get laid.
I bring her $5k in cash and she puts that down for half of a lease on a open spot at a strip mall, and I help her set up the second massage parlor. We get the second parlor up and running within a week, and she brings in girls to cover the new place. During this time, I'm pretty busy as I've got a bunch of work projects to complete when I'm not dealing with her, so I can't go in for my usually-scheduled visits. Mamasan notices, and the next time I show up to help do maintenance on the new parlor, she shoos me off to the back room to go have sex with one of the women, and Mamasan and a bunch of her coworkers were standing outside the door cheering us on. Hell of a way to lose my virginity, but I felt like a king for a week afterward.
Anyway, life continues as normal for a few more months, everything is smooth sailing, Mamasan has picked out another location, weekly ads in OC register and online ads are bringing in consistent business, girls are clients are behaving themselves. I bring another $5k in cash to put down for a lease on the new location, Mamasan has found more working girls, everything is still going well.
What stock do you guys jerk off to?
TWTR and MSFT
>>2040031
fpbp
>>2040028
HQY is going to moon with the new healthcare bill
I have 1000 shares in it and it is by far my largest holding.
I'm anxious at times, but I believe in HSAs.
Better accumulate while you can boys
Marketing Phase is coming
Syscoin better watch its ass
https://youtu.be/nYiXGjvSD7U
Finally jfc Old Zimbeck is such a pragmatist we could have been rich months ago. Make more nigger
>>2039998
10 minutes ago 7 views
Interesting
>>2039998
What the shit is this
>Ask an ETHcuck to make a single example of a circumstnce in which they would need a smart contract to run
>no answer
Can't wait for the bubble to pop
>>2039987
>markets
>rational
>>2039987
Says incredibly nervous man for the 10th time this year. When will it pop anon? Tomorrow? Next year? 5 years from now? Are you just gonna move the goalposts each time and laugh when it does finally happen?
>>2039987
Driverless cars was my idea. The possibilities are endless
A jerk I know found out I made mad gainz from cryptocurrency, he suddenly becomes my best friend and talk to me like I am human for the first time.
I got one shot at this, and it better not have the opposite effect. Which coin is for sure going to tank and make him lose all his money?
>>2039972
probably btc in the short term
>>2039972
Paccoin on yobit. He will literally never be able to get it out
>>2039972
lepen
So Class of 2017 graduates, looks like your class is finally back to 2007 wages.
>http://www.cbsnews.com/news/class-of-2017-finally-back-to-2007-wages/
What degree did you major in and how much will your starting salary be?
wealth disparity is going to be brazil tier in 20 years
>>2039933
>NEETing
>40k with tendy options
>>2039933
Bioengineering. 75k
Why is no one talking about STR/XLM?
The price quadrupled in 4 days.
>>2039908
We only talk about shitcoins and eth here son.
yeah I saw, but stellar itself doesn't really stand out to me
exploded really fast
seems to have hit the peak and it's going down from here
> sudden jump in market cap in crypto coin market
> all of a sudden everyone has lambos
> rise of shitcoins and scam coins
> forums, chat rooms, blogs all trying to pump up novelty coins that serve no purpose except to defraud people
What will you do when the SEC, FTC, CFTC, and IRS decide they need to step in and regulate crypto?
Enjoy retirement.
>>2039904
When the marker explodes, I'll be ready with at least half a million and a whole bunch of contacts, sources and experience and make a fucking fortune.
>>2039947
indeed. all of a sudden the normies might be able to buy a BTC or ETH ETF. I suspect BTC could get to over $2000 and lift all the alt coins up with it. we'll let the wall streeters make 4channers thousandaires or millionaires.
what color lambo you getting?
Isn't blockchain a form of centralization?
kill yourself
>>2039827
I mean, who ever oversees blockchain controls the bitcoin exchange. What if the blockchain owners develop a market patern recognizer, and manipulates the market from within?
>Isn't it centralized because of the blockchain
How much of a moron are you?
SELL SELL SELL
>not holding on to the next Ethereum
>>2039781
yeah, shake your DYEL skeleton fingers off the ltc.. it will DIP to 28 and will be 35 in the next 24h
But the normies are just getting their new coinbase accounts cleared...they'll buy more. Sell it at 50.