Why haven't you made it yet, /biz/?
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dat hair transplant
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>>2078960
>you have to build 4 separate billion dollar companies and be a literal rocket scientist completely re-inventing the entire space industry as well as completely transforming the over 100 year old automobile industry in order to make it
g-guys call it a hunch b-but...
i don't think i'm gonna make it...
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>>2078971
Either go bald, or get a transplant, but for the love of god don't have that comb over look.
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Shkreli is streaming again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyxoD6xTTlo
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>>2078936
Someone ask him how many ETH he is hodling.
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>>2078948
He answered that question before
GIT GUD
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>>2078998
what did he say?
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Are you ready?
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>>2078903
How many people do you think you can convince to buy 1 bitcoin that costs $5000?
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>>2078938
did you not know that bitcoin is divisible...?
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>>2078938
People have no problem with a colored piece of paper being valued at $100.
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should i invest my $1000 in crypto or buy an oz of cocaine and sell that instead??
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>>2078843
Heroin is in demand
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>>2078848
i don't know anyone that sells heroine and i don't want to associate with anyone that uses it either.. very good suggestion though
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no suggestions = going with the cocaine
Should I sell my Cripple? I've almost doubled what I put in it already.
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>>2078791
It you want to keep what you've made I would.
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>>2078791
Unrealized gains aren't money. Just sell and enjoy your profits.
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>Another day wasted on 4chan instead of doing something productive
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*rapes your mouth savagely*
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>>2078787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL
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That sucks OP. I learned a lot from my day on 4chan.
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"ᵖˢˢˢᵗ ʰᵉʸ ᵏᶦᵈ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ" "ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶦᵗˢ ᶦᵐᵖᵒʳᵗᵃᶰᵗ"
CRYPTOCURRENCYS TRUE VALUE IS $0.00
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delt ths!
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>>2078745
Short it then, pussy.
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>>2078758
this
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/rgt/ Robinhood General Thread 2017-05-14 11:13:36 Post No.2078683
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/rgt/ Robinhood General Thread
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2017-05-14 11:13:36
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-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
-- Links --
Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
Stickerbitch's calendar of memes and dreams:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/
Shitposting chatrooms:
https://discord.gg/5k3sVzC
https://telegram.me/robinhoodgeneral
Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com
old thread >>2068456
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Who else $amd masterrace bagholder?
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>>2078695
are you really going to keep holding? what are you in at?
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>>2078683
get an error message whenever I try to confirm my account via deposit amounts, wut do
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Launching sequence has begun
https://youtu.be/Gp-K0qxvsRU
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go to this thread
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>>2078588
Nocoiners on suicide alert
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About time we see some marketing
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>not buying DGB while it's still under 200 sat
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>>2078520
I have bought in but shilling makes me nervous.
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>>2078671
the more shilling the better
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>>2078671
You should be worried, you bought into a scam where everyone thinks they will become rich by playing video games.
Sounds great right? Just keep buying, it makes perfect sense.
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I have some bitcoin and I want to invest in stocks
I've never used /biz/
Barely know anything about stock investment...
Where do I start?
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>>2078486
Recommend you stick with large caps starting out, they play a bit nicer and are more forgiving if you screw up.
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>>2078577
>large caps
I'm completely clueless on what that means, but I'll look into it. Thank you!
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If your portfolio isn't 100% SnapChat you're basically retarded
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CryptoCurrency General - KANGZ COIN EDITION
>>Shillfags welcome
What are you buying?
What are you selling?
What are you keeping an eye out for?
Long-term or short-term holder?
>>Crypto Rundown
http://www.cryptobizcentral.com/
>>Bitcoin Rundown
https://bitcoin.org/en/
>>Ethereum Rundown
https://www.ethnews.com/the-basics
>>Where to start buying?
https://www.coinbase.com
https://www.kraken.com/
https://gemini.com/
>>Where to buy without verification?
https://localbitcoins.com
>>Alt-Coin Exchanges
https://poloniex.com
https://yobit.net/en/
https://cex.io
https://bittrex.com/
https://shapeshift.io/#/coins
-----Links to visit-----
https://bitcointalk.org/
https://coinmarketcap.com/
https://medium.com/tag/cryptocurrency
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So is a diversified portfolio a good idea, or is all the money to be made in low market cap alt/shit coins?
Right now I'm 30% BTC, 28% ETH, 20% XRP, 10% LTC, and 2% each in DASH, XEM, XMR, XLM, GNT, and WAVES. It covers the big boys, but I'm not sure if the altcoins I picked are any good, or if they're going to trend sideways because the pump is over.
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Let's talk ICOs.
Currently got my eye on Basic Attention Token. On the one hand, it is an interesting idea for advertising and less well developed tokens and tech have seen gains. On the other hand, it's success depends largely in the adoption of the Brave browser. While the browser is well received and reviewed, it will be difficulty to dethrone Chrome or Firefox. The team also seems to count on the fact that BAT will drive Brave adoption as people supposedly will want to get paid for browsing. Sounds like hopeful thinking to me.
Anyhow I will drop a few ETH in the BAT ICO.
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>>2078397
>>Crypto Rundown
What a useless site, half of it is under construction expect for the shop selling rich dad poor dad. All generic advice.
>kys
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Are all these coins just illegitimate knockoffs? Humaniq, xby, ltc, etc... do they just get shilled up and then dumped or do they have legit value that separate them from btc in some meaningful way?
I'm asking in earnest, I've read up on the tech somewhat but need a quality bogpost on coin trading to get into it. I have access to free utilities for mining gear and cash to invest but can't get my head around the mechanisms here. What drives this "mooning" of one coin vs another?
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By no means an expert but so far it's mostly hype aka news and marketing. It's still a niche thing so very volatile and easily influenced by the news
Take the WannaCry attack that caused the huge dip from a couple of days ago.
Same with new announcements and conferences on cryptocoins. Or when an exchange launches support for one coin or another, etc
Following the news, and ironically enough the 4chins, can give good indicators about what's going to go up. ETH went up when coinbase started supporting it, ripple went up when the Japanese government/banks said they were gonna do smth with it. Details don't even matter that much, it's literally just hype, pump, dump
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>>2078390
>it's literally just hype, pump, dump
So it's just different expressions of the same tech marketed differently? I mean, that's the impression I have but it seems cynical to me so I'm concerned that I'm missing something because I'm still retarded about the whole thing.
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>>2078408
Oh I haven't bothered to look into the tech so far. I remember some block chain theory from back at uni but I didn't bother yet.
Afaik the base is the same with some variation: people "sell" computing power and get currency in return. I'm assuming there's variations in encryption, handshakes, key exchanges, authentication, volumes, algorithms bla bla
Before I sound too ignorant, I'd read some white papers and technical articles, I highly doubt /biz/ has any meaningful/reliable/objective useful info on the tech
How would knowing the tech influence your decision making tho? I don't think it plays that much into the strength of a coin so far. Especially if the creators don't market it properly
/biz/ couldn't tell a scam from their own asshole. If you want to invest in something, do your own research and stop listening to retards on /biz/.
Pic related to all nocoiners btw
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>>2078319
>implying you can't make money from a scam
MOST coins are scams that some faggot made in his basement, but yet anons are getting rich off it.
same with pennystocks. alot of scam penny stocks but yet people still make money
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>>2078319
you should rename that image to XBY.jpg
Quackerson
Needy NEET Guide improvement 2017-05-14 09:46:51 Post No.2078313
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Needy NEET Guide improvement
Quackerson
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I made a guide around a year or two ago for helping NEETs get back on their feet.
I've neglected it.
Does anyone have suggestions on how to improve it? or is it too archiac?
https://pastebin.com/4YeJAUbT
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>>2078313
This is good of you anon for making this
I hope it helped some NEETS
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>>2078313
>employment
kek, fuck off faggot
im going all in on posw and xrp with my remaining $30
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>>2078313
>--You never want to become involved with a multi-level marketing company.
Lol, I almost got sucked into one. I was working an temp outdoor job when a lady approached me, saying she could help me find a better job and told me to attend a meeting during the weekend at an office building to meet some people. When I got there, there was indeed a huge meeting. Many people were dressed in suits, etc. We listened to a guy giving a speech about the need to adapt and change, etc. without giving specific details. It wasn't until the end when they asked me to pay them money for a background check that I realized it was all bullshit.
Anyway, it's good that you have Craiglist on the list. It is a good place to find jobs. I both got my first job (since many years as a NEET), my second job, and my current job (salaried job from craigslist). People complaining about not being able to find any jobs (especially in a city) are either lazy and/or picky.