Just join
https://trumppump.slack.com/shared_invite/MTgzMDI5MDY5MDU5LTE0OTQ2NTU2ODUtN2RlNGJmZmZlOQ
Verge pumped when?!
>>2089467
bumpppp
>>2089586
Verge pumped when?!
pls gib monies
hey /biz/
A friend of mine has been royally fucked.
His wife cheated on him, and the state he's in doesn't care about adultery when it comes to divorce. She will still be entitled to maybe half of everything he owns, even though he is the only one who has earned any money during their relationship. There's also the possibility of alimony.
He's obviously going to divorce his wife, but he also wants to secure his assets. How to make it so that his wife gets as little as possible of his money?
I was thinking of suggesting something like buying and hiding valuable metals, moving money to offshore accounts (possibly in someone else's name), or even buying bitcoin.
Any ideas, /biz/?
>>2089279
Kill her
>>2089288
dubz speak. he gets free life insurance and doesn't lose anything
Relevant answer re. this from another thread:
>You will be required to disclose assets gained during the marriage during the divorce process, under oath. You will also be required to comply with the eventual divorce decree. If you're contemplating perjury or contempt of court, don't bother: you're not as clever as your wife's lawyer, or the forensic accountant her lawyer will likely hire, who will have seen that idea before. You could land yourself in jail.
>Instead, work with your lawyer to structure whatever arguments you can that the assets should be divided closer to how you would prefer. Let your lawyer run the divorce process until you cool off enough not to shoot yourself in the foot: one of the reasons you hire a professional is to have someone with the emotional distance needed to make sound decisions.
>To be clear: you're allowed to be angry, and to feel betrayed, and to blame your wife for her decision to cheat on you. All of that is normal, and human. However, the way you're contemplating handling divorce will blow up in your face quite badly: this is not your opportunity to punish your wife. You will not get an opportunity to punish your wife. You'll need to let that go, and let a professional represent your interests.
Possibly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perjury
How can I buy bitcoin anonymously without getting jewed by inflated sellers on localbitcoins?
I just dont want my info out there so fuck coinbase and others.
>>2089256
Probably by getting a product like drugs or something and simply selling that for Bitcoin.
Make your own business and accept BTC. That's a good way.
>>2089284
I want some coin within the hour so thats not happening.
Even fags on ebay are putting 200% markups on their shit.
>100 bucks for bitcoin worth $20
You gotta pay the troll toll.
All questions and discussions about homeownership and real estate welcome
who /homeowner/ here
>>2089234
A strange advice I recently got is that it is worth extending your mortgage instead of paying it off, because it's usually the best loan you'll ever get, and you can do whatever you want with the money. Meaning you can invest it into something good. I don't sympathise with this idea btw because I hate loans, but coming from a richfag it made me think.
>>2089234
I'm in the process of buying my first house. Kinda shit though as iv finally got into crypto and can Only afford to Invest £4K, if id put my deposit into it I would have an extra £5k after only starting last week
>buying a house
>pay 600 to for a inspection
>page of shit wrong with it
>homeowner refuses to fix or drop down price
NOOOOOWW BUUUYYYY
lol someone bought 123 btc worth of ripple
It's gonna shoot
>>2089052
Cryptocurrency are made to gaz the kike not become the biggest one on steroid
Let's be honest this coin is trash my dubs prove t
>Feeling drowsy at work
>Fall asleep at desk
>Wake up 2 hours later and computer has gone to sleep mode, can't log in due to my account being locked somehow
>That's weird
>Look around office, nobody is here
>Everybody actually went on paid vacation together without me
>I wasn't invited
>It's literally Home Alone: Office Edition
This just happened.
So what's your plan?
>>2088696
raid your bosses panty drawer
>>2088759
Burn the building down, obviously.
Is this a good deal or nah? what would the Indians do if you default on this?
>need to borrow 10k
>payments of 740/month for 84 months equals 62k
>sounds like a p good deal to me
>89% APR
Fucking kek those devious natives
Natives should rip off the white man every chance they get. Steal America back.
How popular is cryptocurrency among the general public?
>>2088160
Like 1 in 50 people know about it
its not yet.
thats why buying now is ideal.
it wont be out of the general publics eye for very long.
>>2088170
More like 1/100. .
Their stock market has practically been stuck in a 30 year bear market.
They lost WWII to America which has them in a stranglehold. They have to accept feminism and that damned military base in Okinawa etc. That's what happens when you lose a war to the Jews.
>>2087940
>WWII happened in 1990
>>2087911
Some lucky motherfucker who sold at the top is just sitting back looking at this chart and thinking "holy fuck I pulled it off."
Goyman Sachs raised the target to $160
Who bathing in that GPU and AI goodness?
No AMD cucks allowed in thread
It's hilarious
>coin babbys excited about pump and dumps
>meanwhile nvidia is on track to have a 100% on monopoly on AI in the coming decades
>literally all current AI research is done on nvidia hardware (GPUs) using nvidia software (cuda)
>now they are beginning to release AI specialized cards
>only a matter of time before first exclusive TPU is released (tensor processing unit)
>AI will literally redefine life over the next few decades
>Nvidia will have a monopoly on it
>not investing in them months ago
Coinbabbys will definitely make a lot of money in the coming months and years, but those who understand nvidia and where its heading will be on a whole different level.
I'm getting tired of winning
>AMD are the cucks
surprise motherfucker
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/verge/
What's up with this altcoin? I'm kinda new to cryptos, and it seems like a really good coin, yet it never moves. Is it just a lack of marketing / shilling?
I guess it can't hurt to put in 50-100$ and buy a new house if it ever gets pumped.
>>2086310
I second this anon. Put up a little 100$. Haven't lost anything but it doesn't move. Does it have any potential to moon ?
weird coin, but its very cheap
you wont lose much by throwing 50 bux at it and just forget about it
it might reach a few cents and you would have made a couple grands
>>2086310
Currently has 7s, it could only increase ... when?
I think the price can reach 20satoshi ...wait&see
POSW at 2k sats on yobit
HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT IS DONE RIGHT
JUST kill me already
Yeah fuck this I'm out, lost 5k on this so far
Just HODL, they said.
You know how I know most of you faggots will be poor forever? We can't even CONVINCE you to make 100x your money. This is from my post yesterday-
>Buy in at ETH for $100... what's the best case scenario in 4 years, it goes up to $800? Unlikely because of the influx of new coins, but let's go further and say it reachs $2k. Wow, you've made 20x your money in 4 years, great.
>DGB will go to a dollar in a year. Right now it's not even a cent but lets pretend it is.
>.01 x10 = .10
>.1 x 10 = 1.0
>You've made 100x profit in a year.
>If you bought in at 200 Sats, add a 5x multiplier.
>You've made 500x your investment in a year.
>If you invest 1k, you would have made HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN A YEAR.
>If you had invested 1k into ETH, the most you could hope to make is 20k in FOUR YEARS.
Stop being weak faggots and buy DGB NOW, it's not too late. All the evidence has been provided, the path is clear- DGB will be a top 5 coin in a year. It is the first coin we've seen that has everything going for it, it is the most perfect coin we've seen yet and it's hitting every single mark so far. It's proved it's resilience in the marketplace and it's still only ONE CENT.
Buy a lambo, buy hookers every day, help your aging parents, start a business, start a family, fuck any gold digging whore you want. This will change your life. Please don't be fucking retards. This is XRP 2.0 but better in every way.
Buy DGB right now. Doesn't matter if it dips, the eventual rise will be meteoric.
>see you in space
>>2123702
will this really hit $1 or close in "a year" ?
>>2123702
Fucking Hilarious watching the FUD scramble; They weren't expecting this growth and they can't even short it successfully.
>>2123702
1.3mil checking in
We're all gonna make it.
I'm completely new to the whole crypto scene but trade with regular stocks, but i have made a Kraken account and have got it to tier 3. But the problem is Bitcoin looks like its about to have a slight tumble, shall i wait until its gone down or shall i buy?
>>2123696
Don't wait just get in the game
>>2123712
What currency should i buy?
>>2123696
The biggest mistake people make with bitcoin is assuming its going to go down and getting memed on when it keeps going on. Just buy it now and hold, even if it goes down it will eventually go back up. Bitcoins ultimate potential is in the 10k or even 100k price range.
Shift is your next moonship.
Wrong, siacoin... Stay away from shift, it's a scam
oh shit look at this order book its going to explode soon. thanks OP
>>2123643
Already had some