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Hey mommy, i'm going to be a millionaire! :) 2017-05-28 02:56:13 Post No.2216730
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Hey mommy, i'm going to be a millionaire! :)
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Opinion, sir?
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>>2216730
crash to 1400 over 2 days
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>>2216730
>comparing the sale of flowers in the 1600s to a modern day decentralized asset exchange that operates on a worldwide communication network
oy good luck goyim, make sure you take out a large loan and short bitcoin today
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We're going to hell under 1700!!
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Why go long on bitcoins when you could trade them and make a killing?
People on Localbitcoins sell overpriced coins (think over 30% of current market price) and buy them cheap from desperate normies.
As long as you trade on a daily/semidaily basis, I don't see how this strategy could be any less safer than actually holding them and being open to risk
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>>2216700
There's people in the US who have actually gotten arrested for that recently.
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>>2216721
Who exactly?
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Joined the army 4 years ago. Hate the job and my life here. Now stuck in Estonia for 6 months and don't get to see child or wife. Wish I could afford to get out but can't afford. Start trading crypto in hope it will earn me enough to get out. Portfolio still not worth shit. Do I just an hero? Help me out biz, I'm so depressed here.
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>>2216623
Damn that's quite a sad story. How much money do you have to invest? And what does your Portfolio look like currently?
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>>2216623
You have a cool job and a wife and a kid. Stop sulking you fucking pussy. Also, thank you for your service.
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>>2216623
No doubt your wife is getting banged by another soldier.
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>tfw you bought 19000 golem for $475
>tfw it's now worth $10,000
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>>2216546
Would the smart strategy be to sell half of it and start diversifying? Experts get in here and give me your expert opinions.
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>>2216553
I'm no expert, but I'm waiting until the storied "Coinbase release" before I sell any of it.
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>>2216564
What is the "Coinbase release"?
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Bitcoin is a series of bubbles 2017-05-28 02:06:16 Post No.2216528
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Bitcoin is a series of bubbles
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2017-05-28 02:06:16
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This shit can't keep up forever.
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>>2216528
"the economy is a series of bubbles, this cant keep up forever"
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>>2216528
I don't think you zoomed out far enough mate, do they have a 1 century timescale too?
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>>2216528
why not, it's human behavior, just like in penguins
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If you have a decent computer, what's the easiest coin to mine to get started?
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Bitcoin
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Bitcoin
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Just google crypto mining, retard. There's plenty of charts for that.
Most profitable is buying bitcoin cloud mining, safest is building an ethereum mining rig.
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I PROMISE YOU THIS IS NOT A SHILL
The S&P 500 is the investment of the future.
See these returns?
89% gain over the past 5 year.
Consistent. Reliable.
Invest only $10,000? At this rate, in 40 years you'll be in lamboland. I'm talking 1.6 mil+ money!
Sounds too good to be true I know. Trust me, it's real.
Buy now before you miss out on these massive profits
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>90% in 5years
when will nocoiners learn
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it's pretty nice. dividends often grow every year as well. my first dividend was 48 cents a share, now it's north of 1 dollar a share, per quarter.
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>>2216138
It's being propped up by the nasdaq, which is being propped up by Amazon stocks (which is reaching $1000 per stock, which is a completely rational and maintainable price), but you're right, it'll keep rising forever and ever and ever and ever....
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Oh god...$20,000 down the drain. I can't believe I got talked into crypto by you fucking NEETS. I'll never make this mistake again.
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Kek why didn't you only invest what you're willing to lose?
Who the fuck invests $20k into crypto?
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HODL
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>>2215946
Dw bro, people like you who bought into the peak will play a fundamental in the ass-destruction of the bulls in that lovely trap that's waiting.
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No Coiner wanting to buy in 2017-05-28 11:17:11 Post No.2215882
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No Coiner wanting to buy in
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2017-05-28 11:17:11
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No coiner who's been following btc seriously for about a year. Never had the money to jump in until now though. Planning to invest about 5k when the time is right with gemini.
My problem is that I keep thinking it's going to go down to about 1,500, but in the back of my mind I'm terrified that maybe this is really it and sub 2k isn't coming back.
Real talk, is it going to drop back down? It hit resistance yesterday and now it's back up to 2,200 again. I keep hearing about how btc is finally becoming recognized (japan, winklevosses, etc). What should I do?
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We literally just had a crash. Buy right now faggot
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when it's at 10'000 will it really make a difference if you bought in at 1800 or 2500?
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Resistance stops it from going up. Support stops it from going down
It bounced off "support"
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How do you rate your chances of making it?
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>>2215869
i rate them pretty good. like 7-10. but remember, it is a marathon, not a sprint.
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Positiv
>good bodytype
Neutral
>Face maybe good, sunglasses ruin my judgement
Negativ
>tanned
>skin cancer
Overall a 5/10
They are probably very boring persons too so I would rather go into a fuck house and pick a prosti whose the closest to their bodytype and fuck till my balls shatter for a few hunderd bucks.
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>>2215869
about 8-9/10
Making it in my standards means being able to do what I want and not be depended on a wagecuck job anymore.
HAPPEEENING111
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>>2215741
u wot mate.
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>>2215741
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2215741
all the percentages are up massive amounts but the actual satoshi values are the same as yesterday.
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Thoughts?
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Down in about an hour. Exact same pattern and same time as Friday Morning
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Already making red candles dropping through EMAs
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>>2215674
What's an EMA?
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>Hundreds of thread about cryptos
>not a single thread abou NEM
Why /biz/ is ignoring this currency?
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>>2215529
because we bean farmers now
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More info?
Today's market cap: $1,959,552,000
4th position in Crypto's rank
+57% in the last 24h
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/biz/ ignores all worthwhile coins
only shitcoins get exposure here
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I got rich and I don't know what to do about it.
So you people are into lambos and shit, but, I'm not.
I got like 300k out of 10k which is more like 3k, so I sort of 100x.
Now I'm rich for me.
I don't really know what to do with all the money. I got a rollerblade and that was nice.
I just checked, I can get a sportscar and a 3 room house with pool in my weird 3rd world country.
Teach me to be rich biz
pic related: car I can buy and still afford the house
House: https://www.zapimoveis.com.br/oferta/venda+apartamento+3-quartos+ingleses-do-rio-vermelho+florianopolis+sc+159m2+RS850000/ID-12622355/?paginaoferta=1
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Rent a porn star. You are always smatter after your ballz are empty.
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>>2215376
Don't buy random shit and invest it to enlarge your capital so you are actually going to be rich. If you just spend your money on cars or pool you just behave like a mindless middle-class consumer keeping up with the materialistic life style of their neighbours.
Invest your money in indexfunds/crypto/real-estate/business etc.
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Will Mooncoin go up again? 2017-05-28 09:03:10 Post No.2215335
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Will Mooncoin go up again?
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Should i sell my last coins or should i wait for a new memewave ?
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>>2215335
hodl for at least another week, even if 5SATs is get
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>>2215335
>he fell for the moonmeme
there is no hope for you. at this point it doesn't matter what you do.
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>>2215335
Well someone is buying up as much as possible but they're refusing to up their price. If he gets enough then a pump could be in the works, why else?