>bitfinex get hacked last august, bitcoin crashes from $700 to $500 or so
AHAHAHA COINERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>pboc moves in in january, bitcoin crashes from $1k to $800 or so
AHAHAHA COINERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>bitcoin has a few dips in the bullrun from $1400 to $2800, crashes to around $2100 now
AHAHAHA COINERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
is this seriously how nocoiners cope, can they not look further than a couple of hours?
>>2214898
>Can they not look further than a couple of hours
Implying coiners do this
Biz in general tends to have the attention span of a fish
>>2214909
I guess this is true, but those nocoin comments are still very cringey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtq2GPz1_og
(9*24*((147.8-115.67)/(14-3)))+115.67 = 746.
will ETC follow suit?
>>2214873
eth is going down to 100$ by tuesday, it was down to 117$ today shill
>>2214881
This is more likely than $750 ETH. Kek
>tl;dr rear ended someone while delivering for pizza hut what are the odds of losing my job
>deliver for pizza hut
>almost got hired to deliver for panera bread back in jan/feb but got rejected because muh driving record
>got hired for pizza hut with exact same record
>am worried that this incident will push me over the limit even with driving school
In a nutshell the ground was wet from rain, if I went into the other lane there would be a head on collision, if I went right into the ditch my car would be totalled (big ditch) so I slammed on the breaks and was honking the horn for like 4 or 5 seconds before impact, the fucking retard just would NOT turn right already
Virtually 0 damage to his car, mine had way more but it was still just purely aesthetic, both headlights still worked, etc
They just have to call the cops instead of exchange info with me, and towards the end (after cops show up) one even calls an ambulance because muh lower back pain, even though the piece of shit can just casually walk to the ambulance and even the cops are snickering because of how full of shit he is
I called my manager and let him know literally everything because 1) I can't seem like I'm fucking around while on a delivery, and 2) because he will find out eventually and he's a super cool manager so I might as well tell him immediately and myself
Everyone at both stores I work likes me, multiple managers talk good about me, my original one (one that hired me) wants to promote me to team member trainer, another one talked about making me a manager, everyone tells me I'm an extremely fast driver, etc etc
I found out from another manager that the one that hired me and I told about this told her (she was the one on duty at the store I was delivering for tonight) that company policy is to automatically suspend for 2 weeks if a driver is in a crash but yet he made a call and got permission for me to keep delivering the rest of the night (same night of crash) and for me to come into work tomorrow as per the norm with no real end in sight
Apparently he also kept telling her that he would handle it and to keep it quiet
He's gone up to bat for me before like one time some drunk asshole said I tore up his driveway and yard + yelled and cursed at him when in reality I didn't tear up shit even though it was pitch black in the middle of a field (rural delivery sometimes), and he was the one yelling and cursing at me
How fucked am I?
>>2214763
you're not fucked, if you get fired it's a win because it forces you to adapt, and you should get a better job at the end of the road.
youve done everything you can
regardless of the outcome, you could probably get a better job anyway if you have to leave
go learn webdev
Noob here. So I've just recently started looking into Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies and investing a little. I've used BTC for years, but only for purchases on the DNMS. I knew quite a bit about BTC, but haven't really looked into other cryptocurrencies until just recently.
I want to start investing, but I have a few questions. When I first started using BTC, it was the only cryptocurrency. Then I think Litecoin and Dogecoin came out. I don't really remember them taking off and I thought it was just more of a joke, meme thing or something. I just kinda forgot about them for a while and only used BTC for anything.
Recently, I had some BTC on coinbase and noticed I made like $80-100 out of nowhere because the price suddenly spiked. So I started looking more into investing in BTC.
Then I come on /biz/ and there's like a shit ton of cryptocoins. Mooncoin, MusicCoin, Ethereum, Espers, etc etc... I don't get it. Can anyone just make a coin? And then what? It's just shilled on here and other forums until people decide it has value? How are people making money, if the coin they're investing in only goes up like 0.000001 cents or something? Is it dumb to invest in other coins besides BTC?
Invest in a coin that makes you money, then sell it.
>>2214606
Okay so I say I buy mooncoin. I just checked that one and its currently worth 0.000037 cents. So practically nothing. But, if I invest $100 in it, and it's value doubles tomorrow to 0.000074, does my $100 double to $200 or what? I don't get it. Why would anyone waste their time on not even a cent, if that's not how it works.
>>2214619
You're supposed to buy a coin that can get you a short term gain in money. Then sell it if you think it's going to dip.
Biz I'm finalizing what I want my desired portolio to be for the long run
>20% BTC
>30% ETH
>10% free for short term investing/PNDs/shitcoins
This leaves 40% to be allocated between three more coins with long term gains being my objective. I don't need you to try and sell me on coins, as I'm not retarded and plan on intensively researching any coin I plan to invest in, but what are three coins that you think fit this bill? Waves and Stratis have my attention, but I am still looking into other options as well. what will bring me to the moon in the long run?
Holy shit op no xem
DGB
XRP
GNT
also what year is OP pic from lel
>>2214431
Get in on waves bruh
What's the best exchange, most active, doesn't jew you on exchange rates?
I use coinbase.
I'm happy with it.
>>2214249
coinbase only has 3 coins tho
>>2214249
What do you use to buy and sell all these shit coins they meme?
>Tfw ETH was $120 earlier today
>>2214139
Good chance it will be that price again in the next few days.
Yesterday morning
>>2214139
FUCKIN CHINKS
>finally cashed out my crypto
>>2214131
what will you do with the 50 bucks
>>2214137
Nothin personal kid
>>2214144
> not even two months salary
> brags
Hope everyone is safe. Call and check in with your loved ones.
>>2214094
A-am I in remission?
Its a trap
>>2214136
did you shit your pants while xem was taking a deuce ?
that dip to 6k sat man
How do I easily see if my coins on Bittrex? I am talking about their profits compared to what they were worth when I bought them and how much I paid compared to current prices.
Because I am not seeing shit.
Or do I have to use blockfolio
Id like to know too. Its a hassle adding transactions on blockfolio considering they go to like 8 decimal places
Man up and add your order book to blockfolio like the rest of us. That way you can see your hundreds or thousands go up or down with a swipe of the screen.
>>2213974
How
Manually or is there some easier way
*SMACKS LIPS* AYOOOO HOL UP
Whatchu got in that bag there pussy ass white boi
Just these worthless moonies :(
>>2213768
pls sir i have kfc
>>2213768
> asking on biz
> will only steal shitcoins
Next year BTC will hit $10,000+
Screencap please.
>>2213738
Yes but in the meantime it will fluctuate wildly and you will need to time your entry points
>BTC will never hit $1,000
>BTC will never hit $1,200
>BTC will never hit $1,400
>BTC will never hit $1,600
>BTC will never hit $1,800
>BTC will never hit $2,000
>BTC will never hit $2,200
>BTC will never hit $2,400
>BTC will never hit $2,600
Expect a GIANT bull run on bitcoin on May 30 - 31.
In addition to banks resuming activity on the 30th, Japanese internet conglomerate, GMO is launching their zero fee trading platform the very next day. They're no mtgox, they're an very reputable company and already own the world’s largest FX brokerage, GMO Click Securities. This will attract many new investors because bitcoin is "legalized" in Japan and many people will want to take advantage of the zero fee trading.
https://news.bitcoin.com/japanese-internet-giant-gmo-postpones-launching-bitcoin-trading-platform-may-31/
can americans make accounts because % based fees are bullshit
>>2213755
almost certainly not
>>2213755
use a ching chong bing bong VPN and a ching chong bing bong identity from alphabay, and sure. it's not going to be cheap though, so if you're shitting on a street in calcutta you should just continue doing that and not pretend to be mitsubishi yakamoto.
>tfw you had a wallet from 2011 with around BTC in it
>tfw you forgot the login info for it
am i causing the dip?
>>2213683
whoops, forgot to put the amount i had
around 23 BTC
>>2213688
I just opened my wallet after 7 months
Fucker wanted me to leave my computer on for 2 days to download shit.
Found out I can just pull my key from my wallet.dat and move my monies to another wallet (Electrum).
Bought some food and now regretting my decisions in life.
if you still have the wallet.dat and the bit-qt, it's easy to unlock it.
>>2213683
https://github.com/glv2/bruteforce-wallet
You're welcome. If your password is too strong, rent out some virtual machines from Amazon and run it concurrently on several, or just wait until quantum computers happen.
Ok guys just bought $500 of BTC and im logged into Bittrex and am ready to trade
Start shilling me on how I can get my 1st class ticket to the moon and buy my first lambo
>>2213659
DGB
VERGE
DOGE
RDD
There are your choices make the decision yourself
>>2213675
unironically this
>>2213675
>doge
>rdd
Thought this shit was a meme, especially doge