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Evening /biz/, bored banker/licensed notary here. Been a longtime lurker on the board and figured I could help answer some common questions I see here or hear from people jumping into the markets, getting into home buying, or their personal finances. Just keep in mind I am not a financial advisor! I'll keep my answers as candid and unbias as anonymity Can let me!

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Oy vey /biz/raelis, the fix is in! Zencash (zencash.io, https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1819977.0 ) just launched an hour ago. Bittrex is still working on adding it, but it's already possible to mine (block explorer http://luckpool.org:8003/ ).

This coin is certified 100% kosher and is therefore guaranteed to take your faggot ass to the moon. Start mining before it gets listed so you have a jump on the degenerate masses.

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2 months ago, i tell two friends about bitcoin and eth.

1 week ago, they hatch a plan together (without me) to use 15,000 (one of them inherited) to get into eth mining

yesterday, they ordered TEN XFX rx570 4gb and FIVE gtx1060 for a grand total of 3000$. They still need to order all of the mobo, cpu, psu, and cases.

Now, me and some other friends are making bets on if they will be successful. The numbers say they will make money as long as they can make running rigs, but what are the odds that they will fail to even make the three rigs run (these guys just plan to figure out the BIOS and such as they go) or that the eth mining game will become unprofitable for some reason in the next 100 days?

honestly, i kinda wanna watch this plan burn

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>China dump imminent
>ETH at all time highs
>Don't want to miss the bull run by cashing out
>Don't want to see all these gains whither away either

There's only one solution to this problem, ride the crash and buy the dip. Who's with me?

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>Kik Interactive, the creator of the Kik social media platform, plans to launch a cryptocurrency on the Ethereum blockchain called Kin to allow people to use a wide range of digital services, the company announced. The Kik chat platform is free and is used mainly by teenagers.

>Ted Livingston, Kik founder and CEO, told Reuters Kik will be the first social media app to have its own currency for public sale. He said an ICO will be held some time this year, in which 10% of the tokens will be sold.

>The company has released a white paper describing its ecosystem of digital services.

https://www.newsmediawatchdog.com/single-post/2017/05/30/Billion-Dollar-Messaging-App-Kik-To-Launch-Ethereum-Based-Cryptocurrency

https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/kik-social-media-platform-to-launch-ethereum-based-cryptocurrency/

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Can anyone redpill me on Ark ecosystem?

It sounds pretty enticing, but the market seems to have steadied to a floor since April. Is it worth dumping 2 or 3 Eth into this?

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People are sleepwalking into a disaster completely euphoric with this faux ETH hype train. BTC has reversed trend with highs getting lower and lows getting even lower.
The bulls are getting exhausted and this brief recovery is ending. When the ETH hype dies in 2-3 hours time, the next couple days could get blood.

Set your buy orders early.

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Friend couldn't stop talking about this Ethreum three months ago. I tell him I'll throw $10k of my play money to shut him up. He makes me sign up at some fake bank site called Coinbase and I give them my ID for them to sell on the internet. Now he says I'm rich?

I check this Coinbase again today. Are these dollars real?

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How come we don't have any threads discussing personal finance on /biz/?

We need a thread discussing spending, saving, building credit, etc. on a thread and this should be it.

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What does this mean for us?

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right now while you're all shitting your pants over ETH and OMNI the real players are making their next move.

Which coin will it be?
Can you guess or will you chase it to the top with the others?

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Is the GDAX market not loading correctly for other Anon. It's on perma-loop reload for me on multiple browsers across multiple devices and networks. The constant reload seems a lot like server overload in a DDOS scenario.

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I'm holding Ethereum.

I'm holding Ethereum until I become a millionaire.

I put 1k in this shit every two weeks.

I'm holding. I'm holding I'm holding I'm holding. Never sell cause fuck that weak faggot shit.

I'm gonna be a millionaire

1000 coins. That's the benchmark

1000 coins. 1000 coins x $1,000 = $1,000,000

Fuck you niggers

I'm fucking gonna be a millionaire

Fuck you niggers

Also

wtf is going on what these bitcoin diehard faggots?

Like on /r/bitcoin, they make it so personal. Boo ethereum! Bitcoin vs. Ethereum! Ethereum is a fucking scam! bitcoin all the way!

are all these faggots buying up my BTC bags due to emotional reasons? Are these the same losers who bought my Hilary Clinton bags on predictit.org?

Cracks me up when people get emotional about money...it's like losing before the gun even starts the race.

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What did they mean by this?