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Any *GUARANTEED* ways to make additional income online ?
Just tried usertest.io and waiting for answer.
Something like: "do this for this kind of money" or whatever.
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fake some sob story and collect donations on reddit. years ago my buddy and i raked in ~$600 in free pizza from those dummies. We even created characters who would troll our sob story characters to make people feel worse for us and give more.
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>>2247407
Pretend to be a child who wants to run away and hit up pedophiles for money
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>>2247418
this was in a 1 month period by the way
Only been coming to /biz/ a couple weeks so I'm new, but has there ever been something like a /biz/ humor thread? Maybe we can try and get one going
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SELL SELL SELL
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>>2247223
NOW EXIST 92,000,000 COINS:
https://etherscan.io/chart/ethersupplygrowth
MINING WAS OPEN IN 2015:
https://etherscan.io/chart/hashrate
BUT IN THIS MOMENT WAS ALREADY EXIST 70,000,000 COINS = 14,000,000,000 $
SO FOUNDER HAVE 77% COINS
BITCOIN FOUNDER HAVE NOT MORE THAN 11% COINS
FOR Ethereum FOUNDER % BECOME 11% NEED 50 YEARS MORE
poloniex FULL STACK OF ETH/BTC AND ETT/USD - 32,400,000$
95% OF EARTH'S POPULATION CANNOT THINK BY YOURSELF AND GO SAME LIKE NEARHOODS
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can someone translate this for a no coiner?
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>>2247104
Ofcourse ether is a fucking scam. They literally 51% attacked their own coin to reverse a contract that did exactly what it was programmed to do.
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>>2247111
This. Still salty over their bullshit they pulled. So glad ETC exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjbA8RtfvFY&t=322s
Oy Veyyyyyy SHUT IT DOWN
VOXELUS CREATOR ON FUCKING TED TALK!!!
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this video is from May 11th. go lose money somewhere else
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>>2247088
> This video is from <recent>
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>2247084
>TED talk
Topkek
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What will you tell them? 2017-06-01 05:07:03 Post No.2247100
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When your kids ask you why you didnt invest in XBY when it was at 700 sats what will you say?
Your wife will hate you.
Your kids will hate you.
Your parents will hate you too, they couldve retired in a much better home and neighborhood.
>autistic dev
>great community
>PoSign
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I will tell them that I don't want to share my winnings from XBY.
320k here.
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>>2247100
Wrong logo faggot
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ITT god-tier /biz/ books
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>>2246995
this has to be a joke right
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>Sold eth and waves today prepping for inevitable crash
>now hold everything in BTC
What can I do in order to minimize my losses? BTC is bound to crash as well, what do you guys think will be the safest coin to be in?
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if you are convinced everything is crashing, the safest thing would cashing out to fiat
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You think btc is bound to crash? It's been at around a 2100-2200 support for a couple days now. Want to buy in, but like you, think it could crash up to 50%. otoh, could be opposite. What are your ideas?
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>>2246816
Definitely fiatcoin, it's this new form of currency with great liquidity, almost every store takes it! Also, day-to-day transactions cost 1/5 of BTC and worldwide transactions cost about the same! There's also some plugin called "Visa" that can do 20,000+ transactions per second !!!!!!
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Etheroll, this can't be right 2017-06-01 04:45:23 Post No.2247007
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Etheroll, this can't be right
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So I was looking at the stats on Etheroll (Ethereum dice game) and I come across this. Wtf biz? This cannot be right. B-B-Buh Ethereum block chain has to be transparent.
What is this? Don't know if it's worth mentioning that Etheroll is down right now due to network overload leading to unconfirmed transactions (ICOS)
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>>2247007
Bump
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>>2247007
Pls respond
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>>2247007
What's the problem, that someone bet 2000$ on a dice roll? Have you never been to Vegas?
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I have $10,000. Tell me what ICO to buy.
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>>2246785
Zooperdonkies
The tech is going to change the game.
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>>2246785
lol 10k are just the fees to buy ICO coins
stay poor faggot
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>>2246785
mooncoin :^) gonna be a billion sats by this weekend, swear to god
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Bought 1 ETH and it arrived. Its slowly been increasing in value, which is cool. I'm kind of stuck now and not sure what to do next. I don't have the most money to invest, but I want to keep going. What should my next move be?
inb4 "we're not gonna spoonfeed you reeeeee" I've actually been doing a lot of reading that other biz bros mention (Gavin Wood's Yellow Paper, Investopedia's candlestick guide, and other stuff okay, just still kinda stuck). Obviously the goal is lots of money, but the knowledge / steps to get there is also very important.
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>>2246788
I'd recommend doing back exercises each morning for those heavy bags you're holding.
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>>2246788
Can you say what the biz bros have mentioned to you and what you've read? Help another anon out
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>>2246812
LOL GOOD ONE DUDE. Okay but seriously, yeah I also have 100k Moon and 100k HTML5 coin, which only cost like $4 but aren't going anywhere anytime soon. But I did learn valuable lessons from each.
Everyone says it's financial dumb to buy a new car, okay makes sense, but what is the financially ideal age to buy a car? 2 Years old, 5 years? What is it?
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>>2246748
2 years old is probably best. Depreciated after the sale, but probably a long time until expensive repairs
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2-3 years. Should still be under warranty, can pick up a deluxe trim package for cheap.
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>>2246748
Nice question
some of you goys are ok.
dont buy Ξ tomorrow
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>>2246705
Shalom, thank you kike master.
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y nat
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>>2246705
Why would anyone buy on the top?
>inb4 "it'll be bigger than Bitcoin soon"
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It is time to invite you plebs into my world. I never made a bad investment in my entire life.
Every single investment or trade i ever made turned into a profit. Sometimes i come to this board and laugh at all of you poorfags cause you say hilarious shit like
>"losing is part of the learning process"
>"you can't just win all the time" (LOL)
Now that all of you NEETs invested your autism bux into popular cryptos because you didn't realize that its a bubble (for the 100000th time) i offer you some advice.
Take a god damn portion of your investment and spread it out and invest into the future. Be a god damn pioneer.
>"b-b-ut a-a-non it is just so risky"
Risk is just a construct. An Idea some jew put into your head to stop you from winning. Once i realized that there is no such thing as a risky investment and started to take "risks" i won even more.
FIRST FREE BUY ADVICE:
>XBY
Rock solid investment and bound to moon cause it is going to be the preferred way of storage for all of you iswearshes18.jpeg savers.
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Dear sage,
Is 100k in XBY enough for now?
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>>2246695
wow a shill that doesn't outright tell you to buy crypto from the first few sentences.
We're making progress guys
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>>2246695
stop making this thread retard.
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>literally a handful of whales are cornering ICOs
Has anyone actually bought coins at an ICO?
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I got Mysterium, but obviously not BAT. I'd be surprised if there was even 1 person who managed to get in BAT on /biz/ considering less than 200 people got in.
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>>2246636
how to defeat ICO whales?
Or at least profit from the first exchange listing
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>>2246636
Yeah, but not since tokencard. Glad I sold that shit on the initial pump after its release on exchanges, disappointed the eth pump happened literally right after that ico.
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>Year is 2030
>go to buy Wendy's
>open smartphone, see that wendy's accepts bitcoins, doges, trumps, and frosted butts as payment.
>pay 0.13381372 doges for a wendy's meal.
>Get home, start eating
>see qr code, scan it and allow download
>VR headset boots up, put it on
>Wendy roasts you (or roasts whatever celebrity has recently acquired the ire of the internet) for 15 minutes
>The app discreetly checks your age, then Wendy gives you a VR handjob
>She won't switch to blowjob unless you declare your love for Wendy's (tm), and say you'll buy another meal tomorrow.
Late-stage capitalism is upon us.
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>>2246574
You misspelled RDD
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>>2246574
I like this future