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Okay /biz/
I want to change my life and i want your help
I'm 27, got dumped by fiancee 4 months ago, it is now the worst time of my life, i'm living in a rented flat with a dog(the only good thing in it) and I need money
I'm the manager at a local restaurant, so I'll give investiments a shot because i wanna drastically change my life
these are my stats:
>30k in bank
>work from 5pm~1am
>no knowledge of cryptocurrency, but i've read some articles and watched a few youtube videos
there is no sticky here, like fit, so if any of you can give advice on how to start and when the best opportunity is coming in, i'd appreciate it a lot, because googling everything seems to take too long for this kind of job
thank you bros
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>>2329610
Throw all in crypto, buy lambo, buy wife, enjoy
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>>2329644
okay bro, do I go for bitcoin, ethereon, beans(i've seen ppl talking about it) or dgb?
also, where do I buy it, and how do I know when it is time to sell it?
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>>2329729
Honestly, don't listen to a single one of these idiots for specific coins. They don't care about you or your situation (assuming it's real). Read up on coins that align with your personal interests and think about what Cryptos bring to the table.
Protip: blockchain is a ledger system. There are great uses for keeping track of token movement, but there are also many coins that don't need blockchain for their use case.
Find the coins that will make a good novel use of this technology and invest in those.
I feel I've found those, but I won't pretend to know what to do with money that is not my own
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Posted here an hour 30 minutes ago that we will be pumping KidsCoin today, as proof we decided to take it from 5 Sats to 7 Sats, plan is to take it up to 50 Sats, so BUY NOW!!!!
Buy Now on YoBit.Net
Whale Team
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no
you hold your fucking bags now
I'm not holding bags anymore
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Thank you whale team, I am a believer
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>>2329636
don't be, they're just trying to offload their bags
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>he stores his cryptos on a website like coinbase or blockchain
enjoy losing everything because you didn't read the terms of agreement line by line and they found a way to legally rob you
>he stores his cryptos in some online 3rd party wallets
enjoying losing everything due to some security exploit
>he stores each of his cryptos in their respective offline, 1st-party wallets
enjoying doing your own upkeep for each coin and hitting your bandwidth cap trying to stay up to date
>he stores his cryptos in a physical USB
ever had a USB stick that kept working past 2 years of use? enjoy losing all of your coins because that piece of shit randomly stops working
>he stores his cryptos on a piece of paper
enjoy never being able to spend or reinvest your coins because you've got them stuffed away in some drawer
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>he has no coins
enjoy being poor
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>>2329582
what is your solution frog man?
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not storing your usb on a piece of paper and putting int in a mason jar before burrying it with the ole paintcans on the frot lawn
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"Daddy, why does that man look so sad?"
"sweetie, that man believed in the crypto hype of the late 20-teens"
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fuck off nocoiner
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>Sweetie, that man didn't know about cryptocurrency until he had already lost all of his money by investing in mutual funds
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>>2329565
while you are all jerking off to cartoons and trading memes for money, you could have been bettering yourself.
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>he fell for PIVX
>he fell for POSW
>he fell for SLR
>he fell for VOX
>he fell for SC
>he fell for SEC
>he fell for ZEN
You're not gonna fall for SWT are you anon??
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>>2329466
Came out of posw relatively unscathed.
Made like 1 btc. Could have had 9 if I sold at ath.
I feel bad for those who bought at ath since it tanked from there.
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>>2329466
What's the deal with slr, doesn't look bad. No mining though?
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>>2329466
Saying SWT is gonna be bad. lel
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>no dip/dump/correction/crash
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>>2329443
Does this not concern anyone? What the fuck is going on?
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>>2329443
everything has returned to normal, okay op?
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>>2329530
we never had the correction. this shit all went 10x in a month and never corrected. it fucking dipped for an hour and went straight back up.
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>What do you guys do for a living?
>Do you enjoy your job or are you just doing it just to make a living?
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Very few "love" their job.
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Personal trainer
Work for a rich family
$75k/yr to do pretty much nothing
Hate it
Going to go back to school for Digital Forensics or Physician Assistant
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I manage content production for a hentai site
Fixed salary for admin duties, plus per-page pay
$30k/yr
Love it
I use the earnings to buy shitcoins
BUY KidsCoin NOWWW!!!!!!! MOON MISSION TODAY IS CONFIRMED!!
Whale Team
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>>2329416
Where can I buy?
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>>2329429
yoshit
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>>2329429
https://yobit.net/en/trade/KIDS/BTC
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I love this man.
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pucker up and prove it.
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>>2329384
>tfw i went to uni with this guy and probably passed him in the hallway
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I'll buy him hookers with these gainz.
/biz/ has come a long way
Since this place began it was always overrun with stockshit and wageslave and student problems threads. Then gradually the crypto pushed those faggots out.
Now we run this board. Nocoiners all died.
We win. This place has some proper crypto oldfags. Shout out to you if you're reading this. Now the best place for crypto memes.
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THEY IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD NOW
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noicoiner here. Is it too late to get into buttcoin? When the fuck is this shit going to collapse down to the 1000-2000 dollar range? I'm waiting to buy the dip.
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fractals...how do they work
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>moon is a meme
>already x8'ed my 100 dollar
>soon to x9 as there is a mere 10 BTC sell wall left on 8 sat
>developer is active
>top 50 coin
>new logo
>record keeping on top of blockchain
>you can still get in easily (bleutrade) and cheap (1 million coins still attainable)
>soon to be added to bigger exchanges like bittrex (500 BTC volume, exchanges run shittier coins)
This is it. This is your opportunity to decuple (10x) and even centuple (100x) your investment! I am not even shilling here, just showing you this massive opportunity. Look at RDD, Bitbean and the like. They all started with such massive sell walls, very slow progression and then BOOM they were gone. 100 satoshi. 200 satoshi. Bitbean almost hit 500 satoshi.
For an 8 satoshi start, I don't have to tell you how much of a return that is. There is literally no reason to throw some 100 dollar on this and just hodl it for a few months.
Easiest gains you will ever get. And even if this coin completely drops again (unlikely at a 500 BTC 24h volume), you have only lost a fraction of your investment. There are only so many places a 8 satoshi coin can go. So realistically speaking you can only win here.
With mooncoin. Today.
What are you waiting for?
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>>2329329
i sold after the first pump. might buy back in if the discord fags manage to get it on trex
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>>2329329
I bought a bunch at 3 satoshi, about $250 worth. Everyone on /biz/ told me to sell. That goes against my coin philosophy, a coin either gets me rich, or it loses my $50, there's no inbetween.
Daytrading crypto is like being the class president of special Ed. Hold firm. I think this will be in the 100s of satoshi in the next month, bagholders have nothing to lose but their wagecuck chains.
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>>2329329
FUD fags should do some search on twitter about $MOON. Literally every cryptofag in twitter is bullish on moon, any entry below 10sat will set you up for some nice returns.
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"Can't cash out meme"
Here is my withdraw statement to end this nonsense.
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>cashing out
Anon I...
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>>2329303
It was just my initial plus a little more.
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You're cashing out peanuts. The problem is when you want to cash out large sums
is stratis about to break out
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>>2329259
I hope so
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>>2329270
its around support
thats the terminology right?
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it is possibly breaking out in downwards for for a while, how ever lots of announcements and events coming up and the new wallet soon, it will help to push the price a lil bit
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Any script kiddo can make their own coin.
If you are decently good at theoretical computer science, and make money from shitty(actually pretty good) webdev contracts... why not just throw up a website, copy some open source coin, slap up a road map & work on it day by day?
I can pay for graphics resources and UI/UX resources.
Why shouldn't I?
I have a good concept that utilizes blockchain processing power, just like curecoin and folding coin. What do I have to lose?
Once I feel vaguely comfortable with some codebase to fork off of, I can do a kickstarter of some sort.
I want to make a semi-big promise, get enough startup money to live off of for a year and then just study my ass off and grind this fucker-coin out.
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>>2328928
Better idea is to do all that without the actual work and launch an ICO.
Then we can retire off our easy 50 million dollaridoos.
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>>2328950
How do you launch an ICO? I have the knowledge and programming experience to create a new coin, but I don't know where to even start when it comes to ICO's.
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>>2328928
im up for starting a new coin if anyone has an idea for name and marketing. i have the skills to clone a coin, but not make any significant changes
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Whale team here, planing on taking kidsCoin to 100 Sats, DO NOT MISS THE PUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUY NOW ON YoBit.Net
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More profit on MAD, will moon!
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>>2328927
>be Fearless 2 sat buyer with over 13 mil
Carry me away whales, my iron hands can hold on to the moon.
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>>2328955
Fuck off