Archived threads in /biz/ - Business & Finance - 4796. page

File: bitbean.png (20KB, 324x291px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 324x291px

>Year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BITBEANS"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. Is that some kind of shitcoin. We only accept Bitbeans here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

File: Dat Goi.jpg (9KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 250x250px

This is the Bancor General Thread where we circlejerk in an echochamber designed to make us all feel good about our future riches.

File: 43548.jpg (1MB, 3804x2286px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3804x2286px

can you actually make money with crypto currency or is it just another form of gambling?

File: download.jpg (11KB, 299x168px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 299x168px

BANCOR TO DA MOON

HITBTC ON FLEEK MODE

YOU ARE WELCOME FAGGOTS

https://hitbtc.com/exchange

File: fLpdtiaZ.png (84KB, 1160x1160px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1160x1160px

I just started out on coinbase but I feel leashed. I have money to play but I reached my spending limit with the first buy.
Where is the best place to instantly buy/sell without baby limits like 2500 a week. I can only active mediocre gainz.

File: [email protected] (33KB, 940x620px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 940x620px

How important is including a cover letter in today's day and age when applying for a job? How many of you received interview callbacks without one? Seems irrelevant when recruiters spend 6 seconds looking at your resume.

File: eth.jpg (110KB, 1460x911px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1460x911px

I bought $250 of ETH back in March when it was mooning.

I can't fucking believe that it's almost at $400 right now. I have almost $10k of Ethereum right now and I can't decide if I should keep hodling or not. That's be more $ than I've ever had at any one time.

People keep saying it's going to moon all of the way to $1500+, and that much money would be even more helpful to my current financial situation.

File: images (2).png (5KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 225x225px

Anyone else seeing this shit?

File: 475433-white-tiger-safari.jpg (62KB, 700x400px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 700x400px

Dear 4chan, I see so many of you on here who have made obscene amounts of money buying ETH early and I just feel like a dumb fuck that I didn't get on crypto earlier, just wasting my paychecks on bullshit like food. I just want to ask, do you guys think there'll be another coin in the future with such a massive ROI like ETH? Will there be another coin that moons like it did?

File: candle.png.jpg (9KB, 397x274px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 397x274px

I got $100 to spend.
Verge or Ripple?

File: b10.jpg (134KB, 422x437px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 422x437px

/biz/ I came across this article and its comments.
http://wolfstreet.com/2017/05/22/cryptocurrencies-alt-coins-ethereum-bitcoin-hedge-funds/

It's a bunch of wooden fucking senile cunts bashing crytocurrency because they don't know what it is and can't accept that people have made money off them.

>Is this the embodiment of the new way of wealth creation? Anyone creates a “cryptocurrency,” gets exchanges on board, hypes it, gets other players to pump in actual currency, and participate in this miracle of a digital number backed by nothing and representing nothing, with no coupon payment and no ownership of anything other than the digital token, hoping fervently to sell it back and forth among each other with the agreement to not ever try to convert it back into real currency because that would cause it to collapse – see Ripple.

These people are so fucking ancient they're comparing crypto to the beanie baby craze and (pre-1980s) bearer bonds used for money laundering.

>I suspect the regulatory framework will eventually catch up with the technical innovation and will render the use of a crypto currency illegal in the future.

Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want some argumentative anons to wreck these stupid boomers

File: IMG_0957.jpg (89KB, 592x282px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 592x282px

>31 year old, NEET for the last 2.5 years
>been visiting /tv/ a lot for the past 3-4 years wasting time checking shitty threads
>occasionally check out /biz/, always seen cryptoshills threads and ignore them cause i thought they were hoaxes
>been browsing biz non stop the last 4 days and see all the gainz others made, just getting into crypto
>mfw missed the chance to 300x my investment with eth and others

Its over for me, dammit i fucked up.

File: youinjustWEEKS.png (52KB, 150x227px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 150x227px

You can make a KILLING begging. Where? Any major metropolitan area!

I was a poor boy in Winona WV working at the local McDonald's until I moved to Denver. I was just panhandling on the side of the road, ,making a comfy salary (enough to buy me a nice little studio apartment). But I thought I could get more.

So I moved on over to Dallas, and set myself up right in the city center with my empty McCafe cup. For every "god bless" I made a hundred dollars (got best results when I rolled around in the mud near the trainyard in the morning).

Come November, I dressed up as JFK and went to my usual spot. In that SINGLE DAY I made forty bucks an hour.

Anyone want some tips from a professional panhandler?

File: 1495413978288.png (151KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 512x512px

HOLY FUCK MINEREUM MOONING BUY IT NOW

File: 1497408197819.png (52KB, 436x265px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 436x265px

I will make it happen.