>mfw i short on every "crash"
>>2449737
larp
>>2449737
I m here from a month and still didn't get ebay shorting means
>>2449849
it means you cut your coins short, transfer them to fiat
Any of y'all niggas do their own mining? I'm getting informed on this and for $1-2k you can buy the hardware and join a pool. I don't pay electricity for reasons i can't disclose and given this fact I think it may be worth it to mine BTC or other shitcoins.
Any tips?
>>2449606
>Mine BTC
Is this 2010?
>>2449606
>I don't pay electricity for reasons i can't disclose
>>2449644
what if you mine shitcoins? it's basically free coins of whatever you choose without paying for them.
When will these kikes burn in hell for always (((crashing))) during times like this?
>>2449569
>please try again later
>please try again later
>get through
>5 attempts trying to get the amount im buying below the $205 I have left
>spends a minute loading the confirmation screen
>confirm
>think im gucci
>"the exchange rate has changed since you began this transaction. Please start again"
FUCKING CUNT KEKERS
>>2449569
(((crashing))) so they get to buy the dip first :^)
the fucking shittiest interface with almost 4 step auth
Which alt-coins should i buy during the dip??
Eth, BTC, and BNT
>>2449567
Rdd
>>2449567
ARK
Help liberate us from the whales' tyranny
BITCOIN ALREADY HEADDING BACK UP, WEAK HAND SELLERS BTFO!!!!
When will they learn?
Buy the dip now, or get cucked again!
Quick no coiners, before its too late!
OOPS you missed it again. D'oh!
>>2449561
>baby's first cat bounce
>>2449650
Whatever man, enjoy your VW golf whilst us holders are driving around in our lambos
I didnt even make barely any losses since i was selling CFDs to counteract it
The Trump administration is going after crypto currencies under the guise of money laundering. Crypto fuccboi's won't be able to sell their "coins" fast enough when the implications set in.
This is like when FDR confiscated gold during the Great Depression. Except worse because crypto is literally worthless shit.
If its worthless why does it bother you?
>>2449560
>This congress
>getting anything done
I'll believe it when I see it
>>2449560
>feinstein is part of the trump admin
HODL with Iron Grips
Moon mission by the end of the week to $500
T. Proud ETH owner who bough at $420 and believes in the ideas behind the coin beyond any price fluctuations
You bought at ATH?
hahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa
Sure it will go up but you are still a fucking RETARD
>>2449539
Holding with diamond hands anon this is to ez
Anyone doubting the HODL, look at the ETH/USD graph from May 27,exact same pattern, huge dip to 100, then rapid rise to 400
How much have you lost today?
$5k and growing here, not selling though.
2.5k here. Not worried the slightest t b h
>>2449532
About 1k. Worried but I'm in this long term
ETH DOWN.
COINBASE CRASHING.
Just hold you fantastic cock mongerer.
It's people such as yourself that would have sold BTC at $15.
>>2449523
>trying to log into cuckbase to buy more
>"timeout"
GODDAMNIT GOYS STOP THIS SELL SHIT I WANNA BUY
>>2449583
WHAT IF IT NEVER STOPS
HODL YOU TARDS. Seriously though come one what is with you people and panic selling when you're in the negatives?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2449509
what? i bought eth at 110, and btc at 1500.
i'm up. i sold everything :)
>>2449509
Who cares? Profit off of the weak hands
It's that time again boys. What are you using to stay on top of your crypto trading game? I'm using the god-tier combination of Vyvanse and Phenibut to keep myself focused and calm at the same time.
>>2449335
chocolate milk
any time i've microdosed lsd i've made the most gains if that counts for anything.
i feel like i have better intuition on what's going to make money.
>>2449335
>Vyvanse and Phenibut
RIP brain
Im using an electronic inhaler to consistently breath 12mg nicotine vapor with intermittent fasting.
Remember to buy the dip!
If you are wondering how to make money in this market, that is how. The whales purposely drive the price down to make everyone sell. You win by buying. This happens every month or so and it'll happen again. Just buy the dip and hold.
>>2449323
this
day trading alts earns you pennies. 90% of your profits are from bitcoin and eth, lets face it.
Only the biggest retards wouldnt be buying now
>>2449323
>dip
American congress is introducing laws to definte it as a financial institution which will lead to regulation, and they will pass it because redpublicans will pass any bill labeled muh security
>>2449349
How do you regulate a global phenomena from the USA
ok we all know that elon musk is a lying AIDS faggot and Tesla stock is ridiculously overvalued, but when will it crash. i just want to make some fast money shorting it :(
>>2449317
>Defaults on all electric car quotas
>Decides Mars isn't happening in his lifetime
>Beaten by Google in AI
>Name becomes associated with overhyped scams
>Game over
>>2449317
is tsla a cryptocoin? what exchange do I buy it in?
Can't find TSLA on bittrex
I BOUGHT 100 BTC AT 2800
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU GUYS SAID IT WOULD BE ALL UP FROM HERE WHY DID I LISTEN TO BIZ GODDAMNIT THAT WAS MY ENTIRE LIFESAVINGS
IM ABOUT TO BE LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX BECAUSE IF YOU ASSHOLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2449250
Why didn't you put that 280k into bitbean you tard?
>>2449250
it will rise eventually... may have to wait for 1 to 2 months...
>>2449250
>putting entire life savings into something as volatile as crypto
you deserve to live on the street, you fucking moron
Why aren't there any helping guides or information in /biz/'s sticky? Where do I look for the wikis?
There are no guides for the Wild West
Spoonfeeding newfags is morally wrong.
>>2449179
I'm too busy with work these weeks, but if I ever write a sticky guide, do you guys want crypto info only or also study choice/job hunting/normie investing/... etc?