Your kid: "Daddy, why can we only afford cabbage soup every night?"
You: "oh child, its because I gambled it all away to cryptocurrency."
Your kid: "oh yeh? Fuck you dad."
All you can do is cry in a crypt filled with your intangible cryptocurrency.
>pic related
>>2368356
>tfw so bad at shitposting I saved the alpha channel of an image.
> Your Cunt
> Te equivalent of the IRS in your cunt
> Do you owe them taxes on Crypto gains?
Colombia
DIAN
Fuck no.... there aren't specific laws on crypto yet
Canada
CRA
Yes, if you sell it for cash you technically have to declare it as capital gains.
>Digital currency can also be bought or sold like a commodity. Any resulting gains or losses could be taxable income or capital for the taxpayer. Paragraphs 9 to 32 of Interpretation Bulletin IT-479R, Transactions in Securities, provide information that can help in determining whether transactions are income or capital in nature.
Post your favorite nocoiner cope
>>2471185
>>2471185
stop
>>2471221
NOCOINERS BTFO
Bitcoin is here to stay.
>buy bitcoin in dip
>use it to daytrade memecoins in dips using TA and rumors
>Sell memecoins when they are up 20-100% (youll learn to time with experienece, check the orderbooks)
>when Bitcoin is starting to tumble sell for fiat
>use fiat to buy bitcoin at low
>repeat. in addition to this, buy and hold DGB and ARK
You'll make a killing in the short to mid term and have a good chance to retire in a few years if ARK and DGB pan out.
Most other coins aren't worth holding for long. Just buy before the pump and sell at a nice profit in the short term.
That's it faggots, enjoy your lambo's and prostitutes.
>>2471157
What cryptoexchange would you suggest?
>>2471157
> just time the markets perfectly
wow thanks for the great advice OP - what could go wrong!
ill see you at the lambo dealership
is there some software that will do TA for me and I only decide what to do next?
I have 4k chaps
I missed out on eth at 1$ laugh at me laugh laugh laugh
75% into eth? 25% bitcoin?
I want to hold for 10 plus years
>>2471119
>I want to hold for 10 plus years
That's too long.
>>2471122
and this is why it's a bubble folks ;)
just wait a year for eth become $7
ZenCash ready for an incoming pump-- GET IN NOW
>>2471049
Order book looks juicy to me I'm in
>>2471049
I made the launch thread that lots of people got fucked from :]
Did they fix the zero-day exploit? Do we even know how many coins were potentially generated, considering zerocash hides tx amounts? IDK I was very hopeful for Zen but now I'm out
I've been following it for a long time, but right now I can't move any money, if it indeed moons I'm going to be very pissed.
I have a membership at Chase bank. I'm moving to another state soon.
Do I have to do anything before I go, or can I just start using a chase bank in my new state?
Why don't you just call the bank and ask them you fucking retarded faggot?
>>2471050
Too much of a sperg and would like to avoid it if possible.
It's needs to all be in eth before you can move. You don't want to have to drive back to the other state to get money every day do you?
All aboard.
>>2368165
It begins!
Wait, are you telling me that all alt coins are pumpdump schemes and the only people that actually use alt coins besides us traders are Pedophiles using it to by cp?
>>2368121
>by
Alright, I have $400 ready to buy babby's first crypto. Which ones should I buy?
I was thinking bitcoin, ethereum, and litecoin, maybe a fourth so I could get $100 of each.
why not dogecoin?
>>2471009
Litecoin
>>2471009
Antshares, Aragon, Ubiq
This is your only and final reminder.
If you can't mine it or otherwise PoW it then it is NOT a concurrency and isn't worth the bytes it's written on.
Ignore ICOs
Ignore Tokens
Ignore PoS
Ignore anything that needs 25m in "development costs" for an idea concocted 1 month ago
That machine would be a dream to render on iray with, it's like seeing a beautiful girl forced to work in the mines
>>2471065
And that's why GNT gonna moon
>>2471065
Minus the SLI
So what is /biz/ thinking of Stellar Lumens (xlm) ?
Is it mooning soon?
Nope, but Ark is.
>>2368109
dude that shit is old as fuck
>>2368098
Not when ETH is so stronk
Buy into NEOS if you want a mooning
When will the bitcoin price reach 3,000€/btc?
Bought in at 2000 and just want to know how long till I can cash out.
>inbf fork
Fuck off with your memes
>>2470971
>When will the bitcoin price reach 3,000€/btc?
83 days, 7 hours, 34 minutes and 10 seconds.
Screencap this. If I am correct, you send me one BTC as provision.
>>2470971
I don't know. Part of me is afraid that the flippening will have a negative effect on BTC price.
When Ethereum becomes #1 in market cap, will Bitcoin lose its lustre snd also its high price per coin?
>>2470971
I have $100, should I put it on black or red on the roulette table?
Fucking faggot
So since shills only post the coins here AFTER they get pumped, is there a way to find out about the pumps beforehand? I don't trust discords.
fucking LGD is up 210% god damn
>>2470952
you have to sit on exchanges and watch the charts/volumes/orderbooks
that's how I got golem at 2 cents, it's 80% luck and 20% skill
>>2470970
you do this with every coin?
>you have to sit on exchanges and watch the charts/volumes/orderbooks
that's how I got golem at 2 cents, it's 80% luck and 20% skill
What exactly should I be looking for? Big buys, volume or?
When will Lisk stop going up? It's been four days
>>2368069
going down soon, sell before it's too late
>>2368096
Proof?