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PRAISE IOTA DEVELOPERS! WE COME TO CONQUER! JIHAD! 2017-09-10 10:13:59 Post No.3422098
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PRAISE IOTA DEVELOPERS! WE COME TO CONQUER! JIHAD!
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2017-09-10 10:13:59
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أعطني كل ذرة الخاص بك الآن. الله أكبر. الحمد المطورين يوتا. إنهم يعطوننا المال لجهادنا ضد حضارتك الضعيفة. أعطني الآن أو نأتي لاغتصاب نساءكم. سنأتي سلالة لهم ومنحهم بذور الله. كنت ضعيفة الأوروبيين مثير للشفقة !!! أضحك في وجهك.
الله أكبر! الله أكبر! الله أكبر!
Give me all your Iota now. God is Great. Praise Iota developers. They give us money for our Jihad against your weak civilization. Give it to me now or we come to rape your women. We will come breed them and give them the seed of God. You weak anre pathetic Europeans!!! I laugh in your face.
ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZXe3SPKoM
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>>3422098
Kill yourself for shitting up the board, no gains polcuck
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>>3422112
YOU ARE WEAK PATHETIC KEKOLD. GIVE ME YOUR IOTA NOW
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Excel Crypto Portfolio 2017-09-10 10:13:40 Post No.3422095
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This is an Excel cryptocurrency portfolio I've been working on for myself. It grabs stats on coins from CoinMarketCap.com and keeps track of transactions and what wallets/exchanges you use. I've made it into a template to share with you /biz/:
https://mega.nz/#F!OQFAnBIA!jTYWnDUg3vIlpAxaRMdzEg
I've separated the script module from the spreadsheet because people keep thinking it's a macro virus, even though it's not. In order for the spreadsheet to grab stats, you need to hit Alt+F11 and import the file named Cryptocurrency_Module.bas, save the spreadsheet, then restart it to have it load stats.
If you want to see what's in the module, just open it up in notepad. You'll see this: https://pastebin.com/raw/wFBkinHB which, as you can see, just grabs data by URL from the CoinMarketCap API.
Feel free to post any suggestions for improvement as well.
If you like my work and would like to donate:
BTC: 1H3byn8uySsrEqWmX2EvZBCM4KYvd6xJ7z
ETH: 0xab907b05Eaf8fBFdc2CeA6e2e2Fd57ddBE08F71f
Enjoy!
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Don't download just tried it out and was 23 minutes of child porn.
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>>3422124
Good luck in jail friend.
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>>3422124
wait seriously?
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is there any group of people more pathetic than crypto enthusiasts?
>say anything remotely negative about a coin i like
OBVIOUS FUD
>hey guys what price do you think this 5000 satoshi coin will reach?
"A dollar!" "no, 5 dollars!" "no, 20 dollars!"
>hmm is coin x going to rise? i better ask a large board of anonymous users. surely they will reach a consensus on this yes or no question. i understand nothing about crypto but their explanations seem smart so i better listen
>buys coin being peddled by obvious scam artists
crypto is a scam!
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>>3422059
Only one coin can bring the infidels to their knees. Iota Akbar! Refugee cities and white women!
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You gotta have balls and be a bit psychotic to make it in this game. You obviously don't have it.
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>>3422092
wtf thats disgusting
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Did you forget about my zero transaction fees?
My virtually instantaneous transfers?
I can offer many things bitcoin cannot. Once amazon prime allows people to use me, I will be unstoppable. I understand if you don't wish to invest in me, but please try not to be upset when I hit $200 later this year.
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Balls deep
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>>3422036
I am patiently waiting for $200, since April :)
Right now is a good time to buy while it's going sideways for a couple weeks. You better believe this shit is going triple digits this month.
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Lots of room to fall
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who $XRL here? Rialto.ai thread
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>>3422016
i want to buy some anon, explain why it's valuable pls.
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>>3422049
basically bots will take advantage of spread and arbitrage to profit across all exchanges and/or trading pairs, and all token holders get their share of said profit
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>>3422222
Fucking checked. Nice get.
I'm XRL here.
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Psst
>5 more days
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>>3422001
Shut up. I'm still accumulating
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>>3422001
What is this brother anon?
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>>3423338
white people coin, nothing for you
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OkCoin, China Biggest exchange, Will not accept money anymore. Start monday. 2017-09-10 10:03:46 Post No.3421988
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OkCoin, China Biggest exchange, Will not accept money anymore. Start monday.
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2017-09-10 10:03:46
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LINK OR FAKE
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We should be thankful.
Now they're gonna have to start saying "Good morning wealthy burgerman! Please don't dump on us!"
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>>3421993
It's fake. The link is visible and it's just the old news yesterday (edited date) that OKCoin has not heard anything
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1 month into crypto.
How's this look as a starter portfolio?
I'm keeping another $1500 on the sidelines because I think things are looking awfully bubble-y and there will be a better buying opportunity within the next 6-12 months.
Portfolio is pretty much as I want it, except I want ChainLink too if I can get any during the ico, and might turn some eth for BCH.
Any feedback/thoughts?
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if you're trading low amounts I don't recommend diversifying that much, you won't be impressed by the gains and you will start regretting. ie. imagine a coin goes 100% up and you have $20 in it versus a coin going 10% up and you have $800
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<-- Also, my targets for allocation of different coins. I figure I'm just going to hold and rebalance now and then, so if an altcoin spikes some of the gains go to more stable coins?
(Gibson quote is there to remind me that crypto is demon dollars that should be approached with caution)
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>>3421966
Eh, agreed, I figured it was better than monitoring it and seeing it go up with 0$ in it. Also I wanted to buy the different coins just so I had a bit of a stake in them, makes it more interesting to watch them go up/down and you learn more. Also I wanted to practice all the buying and selling while I'm still just playing with chump change, so that I have a better idea what I'm doing in the future when there's more money involved.
Good point though, I'll slow my roll on diversification.
Do you think BCH is worthwhile?
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I am making a novelty ERC20 token, it will have a very limited supply 100-150. Tell me what the token should be about or what the token should be based on,it needs to be something rare so that it signifies the rarity of the token.Good examples are Mewtwo token because of the rarity of the pokemon. Also, the best idea gets 0.5 ETH after the distribution of these tokens, so do post your address.
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putting text on a pepe ruins it 100% of the time
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>>3421944
can't do much about it after posting it.
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halley's comet
seen by normies once every 70years
play around with the block time- 74-79s
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Chainlink Poolers Unite Or Prepare Wojacks 2017-09-10 09:56:56 Post No.3421923
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Chainlink Poolers Unite Or Prepare Wojacks
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We must act
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So how can we best communicate to them that if they don't comply they'll have the weaponized autism of hundreds of anons levied against them and will suffer the same fate of Clinton?
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>>3421923
Seems like the smartest choices are to either refund the people who went over or send coins to everyone
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The latest sentiment seems to be leaning towards refunding the entire pool if the cap was exceeded. Many people who were not accepted to presale and did not pool are upset.
We need to unleash the legions
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How much money are you guys going to make shorting equifax?
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Honestly considering buying. They will likely walk scott free.
Their business doesn't depend on people trusting them with the security of their information. People go to them to get information about others.
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>>3421881
>shorting after the news
Are there really these kind of people on /biz/ ?
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>>3421881
Did you not see the huge bounce it had? I was thinking of buying the dip but missed my entry. Still think I will invest long term anyway
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If people ask you about a controversial political topic that is extremely polemic you answer:
>I think we should focus on different subjects
>I'll be pleased to answer any iota related subjects, I'm not going to discuss politics
>We had some discussions about refugee camps and their projections, but it's not our goal now
>You white supremacist, refugee camps will be cities like new york, dump all of your coins, I don't you in my crypto [ X ]
If people ask you about drugs and the possibility of you being a junkie, you say:
>I smoked once and disliked it
>This is an offtopic, I won't discuss it
>I never touched drugs in my life
>Bruh it's only twice a month, chill [ X ]
David Sonstebo, everyone
This guy is literally one of the founders of iota, while omisego's dev posts google pics to help his investors, iota guys rant on reddit about refugees
JUST
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>>3421870
Ok but OMG is also shit not just IOTA
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>>3421870
Nordic people are the worst victims of desert fever in the entire world. If you invested in them without realizing they have wet dreams about enlightening radical islamist refugees then that's on you.
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faux outrage aside it was a pretty unprofessional thing to say on his part. he should have just been distant and cool instead of vindictive and petty. rookie mistake regardless of the topic
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IT'S DIPPING AGAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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wtf it hasn't even moved
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>>3421839
WHAT is dipping you fucking faggot? Why the fuck do you idiots always post and assume everyone knows what you're talking about.
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>>3421879
BTC/USD obviously
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Can someone explain this to me?
>Bitcoin goes down in fiat price
>Bitcoin gains value versus altcoins (LTC/BTC, OMG/BTC, etc).
If bitcoin as a whole loses strength, shouldnt the altcoins gain value vs bitcoin?
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>>3421807
Bitcoin is the base unit.
Ignore the p&d fiat shitcoins
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>>3421831
To some it is, to others its arbitrary.
Even so, it doesnt make any sense, in any way.
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>btc moons
>alts tank
>btc dips
>alts tank
Trading in strictly crypto pairs is a meme.
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THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
*breath in*
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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I don’t follow this shitcoin what did they do
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>>3421793
nice inspect element
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Anyone buying this?