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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 bitbeans to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my bitbean wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my bitbeans) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my bitbean wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 bitbeans to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 bitbeans to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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His eyes are so big because they're looking at the moon

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It is my birthday today guys. Only my mother wished me a happy birthday, and she gave me 20€. That's my present, 20€. I'm sad.

I usually go to /int/ because I like talking to strangers from other countries, also I spend my time on omegle talking to people from different countries. I wish a had friends to talk with but I don't, you're my only "friends" actually.

I am kinda drunk now and thought to pay /biz/ a visit, since I got 20€, maybe you guys know how to turn these 20€ into 20k€. I know it's impossible but impossible seems possible when you're drunk in your birthday.

I have spent like an hour now in this board and I like how ambitious people is. I like this board and I like you guys, you're fun.

Just have a good night and make your dreams come true anons. I hope you all get these lambos as you call them. Good luck.

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Who else fell for this (((((((coin))))))))

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>be summer 2025
>go to the Lambo dealership
>Check out the new 2026 Lamborghini Perdigon, about $1,000,000 in the pre-ARK epoch.
>"That will be 1 ARK, sir."
>take out my ARK card while thinking to myself "I'm so glad I bought those thousands of ARKs when it was under $1 all those years ago"
>transaction is instantaneous with a negligible fee, due to ARKs easily scalable SmartBridge Technology
>check on suicidal friend who held BTC
>buy all 12,000 of his BTC for 0.001 ARK because he needed the money, tell him never to contact me again.
>Tell him he could keep the BTC as they were essentially worthless. It would have taken hours just to transfer them into my ancient BTC wallet anyway
>all of my other friends who held ETH and BTC committed suicide during The Great ARK Boarding of 2018
>BTC crashed after the hard fork and never recovered, and it was discovered the Russian kid behind ETH was actually a sleeping agent working for Putin and the whole thing was a scam.
>drive to my Miami beachfront property to bang my 10/10 model wife.
>think about how life could have been if I didn't have that moment where everything made sense and I realized that ARK was the answer all those years ago, that ah-ha moment

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When can I add this shitcoin to blockfolio? Feels like I'm missing money

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Bought this at 20k sats, did I do gud /biz/?

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Check dat market depth.

SEE YOU ON THE MOON FAGGOTS

https://medium.com/@AttentionToken/bat-roadmap-1-0-988ed947cf0d

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I REALLY hope no one fell for this and bought after the shilling began.
>OMG get in we hitting 1000 sats tonight!!!!
>that image with all the marketcaps of the other gaming coins

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When will it moon ? It has stagnated at around 8$ for the past 3 weeks. You retards told me to buy as it would become "the next ethereum".

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How bad will Bitcoin crash in the next few weeks?

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FINALLY was able to shift all of my BTC in LTC

$100 here we come!!!

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What do you think of BAT coin?

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This is the latest order books from Decred. Equilibrium is almost reach and there could be a moon in the near future guys.

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Let's see em