I think we all know that most of our money (75% of it at least) should be in:
-BTC
-ETH
-LTC
The top 3 market cap coins (XRP/Ripple doesn't count, it's literally not a cryptocurrency)
https://coinmarketcap.com/
So all that remains is...
What is the optimal BTC/ETH/LTC ratio?
>>2488820
>ETH
Why?
50/40/10
>>2488820
Dude you'll reach Lamboland a lot faster if you have more than 25% in (non-shit/non-meme) low market cap coins. Much more room for growth.
>Driving home from weekend cottage
>Wife Lisa sees antique store on side of road
>"omg Anon, can we please stop?"
>Fucking wife loves this early 2000s crap
>"Sure"
>Pull in, fat neet owner in the window checking out my 10/10 wife
>Glare at him before realizing he's actually just checking out the lambo
>Start browsing his wares
>Wife puts on MAGA hat, we both laugh our asses off
>Neet watching us, sweating profusely just moving around the shop
>She squeals grabbing a Kekistani Flag "Can we get this one too?"
>"The dog bed does need a new cover, but we'll have to wash it first"
>Neet raging hard now
>Go to checkout, ARK & BitBean bumper sticker on register says "Support Public Blockchains"
>howquaint.jpg
>Hand him my MasterCard
>Transaction instantly confirms with no fee on the MasterCard Blockchain
>Status update - 5% MasterCard blockchain discount
>Status update - 3% rebate transferred to investment fund
>Status update - 2% cash back transferred to savings
>Tell wife she needs to wash her hair when we get home
>Tell neet we need everything double bagged and in the trunk
>Get the hell out of there
What was the aim of this thread?
>>2488800
Showing that he made it big off of meme coins and sucking dick.
>>2488800
Buy Ethereum
Why is there coordinated swarm city fudding? Any theories? I'm sure you've all noticed.
I don't have any swarm city ps
shareblue
>>2488560
stop shilling your pajeet garbage. go rape tiqual or something
>>2488560
Jump on Z's wave anons.
>finally well off financially, not rich, but won't have to work for years to come without relying on social security
>still a lonely shut-in loser
>people still mocking your apparently autistic traits
>people still looking at you like you killed their dog
Does anyone else experience this?
How do you cope?
I tried working but that didn't change anything.
become really RICH and show them all.
OR
go post this on /r9k/ instead
No, you're not a special snowflake autist. Your quirks are caused by arrested development due to many years of isolation.
kill them all OP
Why haven't you bought into the future of decentralised Internet yet? It's also extremely undervalued right now at a mkt cap of 16.7M
https://www.shiftnrg.org/about/
>>2488304
in since 30k
easy lamboland!
>>2488304
>under/overvalued
>memecoins
I wish everyone who posts that to get ass cancer.
>>2488324
Only pioneers allowed in here bro, no top 5 market cap cucks. Go buy Vitaliks bags
Anyone else notice more CPC talk?
Is this a good early buy?
>>2488276
i've noticed it, wondering the same thing
yep, i put 200 on it. it's been stable for the past month and active github. happy to hodl for a bit
>>2488276
It looks like a weird coin to moon but those graphs are juicy as fuck, i'll put 10% in.
Whats the coin that's $3mil marketcap or below that's going to moon next?
You're getting into serious gambling territory around that sort of marketcap desu
niggers EY
>>2489198
NGR was forcibly discontinued. Someone literally keeping the black man down
How would you go about laundering 500k usd from crypto?
or how would you bend the law to not be forced to pay 25% on the gains?
inb4 monitored by IRS/FBI/NSA/GOD
If i had that much id move to another country where the irs/fbi/nsa/god dont exist but cant really avoid god
>>2488159
if you have that much, you can travel, drop it on a not "land of the free" bullshit country that doesn't fuck you in the ass.
Is not hard anon. Stop thinking like a fucking americunt
>>2488315
I'm not from the USA but my country is Democratic as well
is there no way to deposit it in my bank somehow?
Alright lets see some hands raised, who actually fell for the latest Pajeet scam? Let me see those bagholder shills!
It's clearly not a scam and clearly /biz/ is tired of your gay threads projecting how much of a pajeet you are.
fuck off faggot, you're worse than dutchdude
>>2488089
The only bags I got holding is ripple and Zencash, I would much rather be taking a heavy loss at ripple than anything else
I fell for it at 99k and sold at 160k a few days later.
so what would you say ethereum actually does
It's gas for tokens.
/end thread
>>2487944
Wat
>>2487944
wat?
ITT we post our life plans
>24 yo
>gf is 24 also
>both finished unis both wagecuck for 1k € per month
>started cryptos just recently
>together developing a business idea in a niche market which is almost certain to be successful
>will invest earnings into expanding/cryptos/vanguard
>move out to Australia, buy a boat and travel all the oceanic islands with my gf
buy the dip
If you plan your life around another person you're fucked.
Never make plans for your future that depend on another person, especially not girlfriend.
I planned my life according to her. Within 2 weeks she dumped me, after 5 fucking years.
Plan your own future. A girlfriend is an accessory, not an integral part of your life, especially not at 24.
>>2487916
> 20 yo khv
> neet no friends live with parents
> invest in cryptocurrencies
> hopefully i become a millionaire from sitting in my bedroom all day trading shitcoins
Am i delusional desu?
What do /biz/, buy 1ETH or 8LTC?
>>2487798
8 LTC now and once it hits $100 sell half and put it into eth because by then ETH will be $10
>>2487798
100% XRP
IT GOES OFF TONIGHT OP
YOU'RE WELCOME NIGGA
>>2487985
Only can buy through cuckbase so that's not an option.
Is it too late to start getting in to crypto?
>>2487734
it's all over
Yep. Last chance was 4 months ago
Giveway thread.
Whale here. Mined BTC back in the day, forgot about it and a year ago heard about btc again and rememmbered i still have a wallet with coins in it.
So, most of my coins have been simply lying in the wallet ever since but now i want to invest a substantial portion(about 20%).
Two of my online aquaintances have told me about cofound.it and that their coins are gonna be released to exchanges soon.
I Have no interest in spending time "researching", i have a life and job, however, if Anyone here can bring me a good summery with sources about this compnay and why its a good investment i have 1.5 eth to give away. I can spread it around or if someone really posts a good summery I will give the whole sum to him.
If anyone is interested in getting paid 1.5 eth post and dont forget your wallet's address.
>what he means:
Loser here.
Just bought a bunch of this shitcoin. Thought of a new idea to get others to shill coins for me. They think they will get anything from me, haha.
>>2487688
I am your man OP.
0xf604847bbf32cd4ab8949c60f21f6d2c905ce933
>>2487688
I got you OP.
0x80a40cDE8bF93c757bd3e93152B38C694ec496Ca
ITT: Things money wont buy you
I can buy hookers though
great hair
>transformers belt
>fucking TRANSFORMERS belt
i can already tell what her face looks like and ill take the money, thanks though