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I put a few grand of my graduation money and have made a nice haul so far. I tell them I've already doubled my money and they got real quiet. Now muh moms in her room praying to God about something and I'm sitting here watching my money while jacking off and writing this post.

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Whats up dudes. I'm a 22 year old student whos studying law enforcement. I was working out in the gym getting ripped for when I become a cop. I heard these two nerds talking about bitcoins and ethereums and wallets or some shit i dont fuckin know.

Then they said something about learning about bitcoins on four chan business and finance so i looked you nerds up and found you.

Anyways i'll cut right to the chase i got some questions i wanna ask you. I usually work out at the gym 3 hours a day, and chase women the rest because thats all that matters.

I want to enter into this crypto stuff because some dude said he made like $500,000 or whatever with some ethereum i didnt really catch it.

Anyways i talked to them and they said i needed some bitcoin wallet or whatever.

I also prepared some questions below to ask you
1. What the fuck is a satoshi? and why does everyone talk about some satoshis when referring to some crypto stuff

2. Where can i find the price of ethereum? And how do i buy some because i want to make $500,000 too

3. I have attatched an image above with a wallet. I was looking in the mall where they sell wallets and tried to find one with the bitcoin symbol on it but couldn't find it. Is there a specific store that sells some of these bitcoin wallets? And how do i use a a fucking leather wallet to purchase cryptocurrency..

Anyways i hope you nerds can help a future law officer out. I'm trying to get into this shit on the ground floor. I will still be a cop though, you need strong men to keep law breakers in line. Thanks business bros good luck

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Reddcoin is cheap! Buy now, it will hardly ever be so cheap again! Reddcoin goes to the moon and beyond

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Simply explain bitcoin to me. How does one get started. I'm not a big investor nor am I a gambler. Would I see any significant return on..lets say 20 dollars?

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I keep missing the fucking moons I missed Sia I missed Golem I bought into DGB and almost lost it all I want to make some gains where do you people keep up with these things PLEASE TELL ME I'M STUCK WITH 0.056 BTC

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>Redd-ID ann imminent

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testing... testing... cool, looks like I'm unbanned. did you guys miss me? I posted a satirical begging thread a week ago using the Poloniex cold wallet address, mods were assholes and didn't unban me, but I'm back.

Anyway my dudes, I want to "buy" a green card for $500,000. I'm 18, almost 19. Currently have $30,000 in crypto and £1000 in the bank. I preferably want to have $500,000 by the time I'm 21, so that's 2 years.

How can I go from $30,000 in crypto and £1000 in the bank to $500,000 in 2 years? My portfolio is 98% ETH. No memes like "buy bitbean" or "buy kneepads". I practically invented those. I want honest to god responses from my bros that have been here for at least 6 months, none of you cancerous polcucks or b faggots.

~thanQ

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Shitty day at work.

Just transferred 100 LTC to Yobit, going to throw it on 1 dice roll. Wish me luck anons!

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>the united states dollar is so debased that fake internet money is now worth more than it

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/19/business/dealbook/ethereum-bitcoin-digital-currency.html?_r=0

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http://coinmarketcap.com/assets/golem-network-tokens/#markets
chinese finally getting some volume on this. how many you hodling?

t.8k golems

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Good Evening, I come to you tonight in dire need of help. I am a 56 year old Canadian who decided to take my chance at cryptocurrency after watching a news story about the bitcoin price reaching all time highs last month.

You see, I run a small plumbing business. I have one other apprentice plumber who works with me. I usually do it casually on the weekends, some hot water tanks here and there. On average I make around $85,000 a year.

After seeing how high bitcoin rose I knew this was my chance to be able to early retire. So i researched what to do and make a smart purchase. I typed in what is "cryptocurrency" and it lead me to this website called Bitcointalk.org

I began reading about many great alternative investments because I couldn't afford to purchase one whole bitcoin. It was already $3000 per bitcoin share. So i discovered this one crypto called "XtraBytes"

I didn't have much for savings in the bank. Only around $21,500. I did how ever have around $50,000 in gold bars. But that still was not enough.

So i decided to go to the bank and apply for a loan. I took out a $125,000 loan. Said it would be for trucks and tools. I put it all on Xtrabytes and its crashed down 35% already. I've lost $45,000 of that fucking loan already, and I wont be able to make my interest payments on this loan pretty soon here.

I'm digging into my life savings, and gold reserves to try to make ends meet, and pay for my employees wages. I may have to let him go soon. Oh god guys, i am really needing some help here I just don't know where to go.

If any of you guys could find it in your heart to give me some advice. Do i just hold onto all my xtrabytes and hopefully it will come around? I sure hope all my gold doesn't go away.

How can I turn my $80,000 of crypto into 200,000 I just wanted an early fucking retirement. Please help thank you

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strap in boiz, it's time for another breakout :D

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If you find it useful these are my "thank you" addresses:
>Bitcoin: 1ESPzufmsehqFfGzbvz3fKwhJZALQQatJo
>Litecoin: LiYsL1zEpTkHBF4Ys9nTTpvvAEUE6ftsFk
>DGB: DNPzmkzsZqHaR1iSmSnFdesxVVksJu2g7V

The advice:
>Don't sell all your BTC to buy ETH.
>ETH will be ded. Here's why:
>http://bc.daniel.net.nz/

SATOSHI > VITALIK