Okay guys.. should I worry now?
>Be handsome 22 year old goyim (look 18)
>Buy bitcoin when it's 400 shekels
>Sold my coins at 2300 shekels
>Repeat this buy low sell high for ether and litecoin
>Started business to launder my crypto shekels
>Be driving my own car, pic related
>Get pulled over by police, they randomly ask me how I got this car
>Tell them I earned everything with my company but in stuttering manner (I always have a small stutter but now it was a bit more extreme)
>they nod but i can tell they write down my plate
I earned 400k the last years without a good school.. around 200k is not yet laundered through my company.. Should I launder the rest of the money very fast or invest everything in the company??
how fucked am I?
I can't even sleep ffs
I have a company in creating concrete statues.. I 'create these statues myself' but I don't create anything actually I just have like 80 statues in stock.. Can I fake the prices of my statues to be 5x at what they are now?!?
>>2551188
For people calling the car fake, it's a 2010. Got it for 40k cash 4.4L v8 Diesel
>>2551188
Pay your taxes.
you're a fucking faggot lol
I made over 300k this year and bought gold/silver and live like a modest poorfag
I now money to take my friends out for food drinks and sporting events no worries
and you buy a flashy car like a nigger you deserve to be investigated
I'M HOMELESS NOW
Great time to buy honestly.
Are you stupid or something? Never invest what you can't afford to loose.
>>2551149
you fucking deserve it you fucking nigger. neck yourself.
Hey faggots,
My name is Cryptoking21 and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat fingered, Forex trading, no-coiners who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the market. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Ether? I mean, I guess it's fun making FUD out of Crypto because of your own bag holding but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to shorts getting squeezed. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best market dump. I'm pretty much a perfect hodler. I was captain of the Mt. Gox team, and starter on the DAO project. What markets do you play other than "jack off to Dow Jones 20k"? I also get Digibyte that comes with a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my bitch"
Bump
>>2551130
Kek'd
you know he's right
try and argue it
protip: you can't
So I'm ready to get into crypto trading. I got accounts set up and verifying on bittrex, gemini, and coinbase (not using that one much). I'm actually really curious on how to trade crypto, like I already have a game plan in mind but I'd like to study it and really just in general how to trade and exchange before I do. Anyone have any guides or maybe YouTube lessons that I can study from ? Thanks
>>2551078
Nice cringe thread OP!
today is a good day to sit on your fucking hands
JUST FUCKING BUY ANTS AND HOLD
I made good money thanks to biz, it's time we give back. Go do some research and find 1 ICO that will open soon that have huge upside potential, like 100-1000x.
Give back and we all get rich.
>>2551074
>says he's grateful
>asks other people to do the work
>>2551102
About to post you faggot.
My pick: Everex
https://www.everex.io
Santiment.
Non Arkholders won't make it after August.
gimme discord
>>2551070
lel did you make this?
We have the best bagholders don't we folks?
While ETH and BTC are going down ESP2 is still going up, come join our safe heaven.
its the shit
>>2551069
20 sat, almost 10mil USD market cap, shit has tons of potential
sold some eth at the top.. but stuck in ether. Got esp when everyone was bashing it. was a better decision than eth
Vitalik confirmed exit scammer. Every man for himself boyos
>>2551030
Wow ETH could be catastrophic tomorrow
>>2551030
kek ETH will be $10 again screencap this
>>2551030
he sent it to a contract. replaysafesplit, what is it?
IT'S OGRE ETH IS FINISHED
Holy fucking shit. I feel horrendous for the faggots who'be bought over 250. Imagine buying at $400+
0ETHholder.wav
LOST EVERYTHING IN THIS FUCKING SHIT.
im shaking right now, oh god. I might get evicted.
>>2551017
>3 dollar spread
>over
Anons, I have $500 and I seriously need to double it really quick and really bad.
If you had to double your money and your only shot was to put it on one coin, what would it be? No shills please. I'm dead serious.
Maidsafe. :^)
Martingale.
ANT FUCKING SHARES WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR OVER A WEEK
WHY DO THESE SHIT COINS FUCKING CRASH EVERY FUCKING WEEK I WANT MY FUCKING LAMBO I WANT MY FUCKING BEACH HOUSE I WANT MY FUCKING ESCAPE FROM WAGEKEKING GODDAMNIT FUCKING SHIT MARKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2550990
>Buy monopoly money, they said
>You will an lambo, they said
Should have gotten in at least a few months ago then, anon. The days of insane profits are gone, you missed the boat. We warned you.
>>2552320
Yea a few months ago was golden age of alts. I genuinely think we will get back to bull status, we just need some corrections and time first though
cryptos too volatile, need other ways to make money besides wagecucking. suggestions?
>>2550959
You need goyim to wagecuck for you.
>>2551050
lmao, the only truth
>>2551050
this. nothing better in this world than goyim working for you and you gaining the laurels
>I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
genesis block has been spent
dETH fags eternally btfo
>>2550865
what does it mean tho?
FUCK THE HATERS
DIGIBYTYE WILL RISE TODAY, YOURE PATIENCE WILL FINALLY PAY OFF
>>2550810
>1065
>>2550810
back to your discord Darshit
>>2550810
>200k at 1500 here
>-$4000
How much longer, these bags are not getting any lighter
It's been over an hour and no one can buy or sell on coinbase atm.
>>2550805
anyone dumb enough to trade on that shithole deserves what they get
Is gdax up?
>>2550844
>implying it can't happen with other exchanges