Hey guys i wanna get into crypto because i hear its best way to get money also i was wondering how to buy and sell and what is best wallet tankss :)
u don need a wallet haha just be yourself :))
go to coinbase and buy all the ETH with your mums credit card and HOLD it for forever for mad gainz
ETH is good coin. Problem??? :DDDD
Everything red
>wanna get into crypto
Kek
Keep in mind why you bought the coin in the first place and embrace that comfy feel. Use it to fuel your magic HODLing gauntlets of perseverance.
>>2622312
I'm not even worried.
Haven't sold a goddamn thing and still holding.
>>2622312
Why are you holding? You can just convert to USD and get back in when it hits the floor.
Hodlers are dumb...
>>2622312
those guantlets sure make it easy for gains to slip through your hands, huh anon
We know no fear! We h0dl and buy the dip! Digibytes will be 10k next year you cowards
>>2622287
this guy gets it
just wait a year and everything will be past its ATH
>>2622287
wonder where my favourite FUDer is at right about now...
dip is pretty scary tho :(
You guys realize this happened about 11 days ago.... then it bounced back right?
>>2622252
not like this it didn't
BITCOIN INSIDER HERE
SHIT'S ABOUT TO BOUNCE TO THE MOON
BUY BUY BUY
>>2622264
Yeah. It did.
ETH went from $215 to $95 dollars about a month ago. Then it went to $400.
And before that it went from $110 down to $74.
And before that $55 down to $33.
And before that $20 down to $7.
The people fudding this are retarded.
ETH literally always does this.
/biz/ music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxXHEx-XnU
>>2622218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo505ZyaCbA
Funny how BTC maximalists are making fun of ETH "crashing" when their beloved BTC is taking the exact same path.
please tell me everything will be ok anon
Where are the buttcoin extremists? I can't hear them
>>2622424
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
BUY BUY BUY
>>2622181
Why should I buy this shitcoin?
Let's pump this
>>2622181
>shit logo
>centralized
>old tech
>shitty dev team
no thanks
"Your mother an I love you, son. But you need to stop. You're hemorrhaging money and we know you've been using our credit card. Your coins are down, we'll forgive you if you just cut your losses and stop bleeding us dry."
You don't want to hurt your poor parents with your basement day trading...do you?
KILL YOURSELF DAD
>>2622148
The only people who might not be up are the demi-normies who only got in this month.
>>2622177
>tfw just got in 3 days ago
TL;DR: The original /biz/ delegate either ran off with last week's forged ARK or he got keylogged and had the forge stolen.
Either way, the /biz/ delegate is compromised and it's not longer a good idea to vote for it.
========================================
Two of the admins from the ARK discord where the old delegate, magnet, was are moving to replace him by setting up our own delegate node.
We're Uncle Chang (me) and Moon Man. You may have heard of us from when 4chan and eight chan raided Shia Labaouf's "He Will Not Divide Us" art project.
Why should you vote for us?
The hypothesis is we'll be less likely to fuck you guys because who we are is public record. We're inherently more transparent than some online pseudonym.
1) People know who I am IRL. (Google "uncle chang hwndu")
2) People know Moon Man's address. (He held a hwndu party at his house)
3) We're both actually technically competent people. We both have degrees in CS, work in the tech industry, and I have experience in cyber security.
A new node will be up before the end of the day and you guys can move your votes to that one if you'd like.
https://twitter.com/UncleChangNYC/status/879405115031126017
Just sent this tweet to verify who we are.
What's a delegate?
=]
Bump
Well, guys? You've been fucked over pretty badly, and some have got out with their skins and some newbies have burned and crashed. What have you learned? What blinding truth about crypto investing can you share that normie trash will never grasp?
redpill
normies deserved it
>What blinding truth
Take your profits.
every day I wish I was Barron Trump.
Ok, now Im pretty sure its a crash
>>2622084
yup I shifted into shorts, fuck that shit
rebuying in a couple hours depending on how it goes
market tends to go back up when chinks wake up
>>2622103
yeah, China usually buys the dip
>>2622103
This is not a good time to short.
It's a time to consider settling the short you made yesterday.
Where my Tether bros at.
>Almost up 2% today when everyone is taking double digit losses
Hopefully some of guys were smart enough to cash out before the blood. Cash is king in a bear market.
Everyone bagholding I take it?
>>2622371
Always bagholding until I'm rich or lose everything
>>2622080
sure is comfy in the bunker, gonna be good to reload on shitcoins for pennies once the knife hits the floor
BTC below 2000€, ETH below 200€
It's fucking over. This is the big crash everyone was expecting.
>>2622065
fucking normies ruined it all again REEEEEEEEEE
its crashing because everyone is expected a crash
>>2622096
this lmao
the irony of this is hilariously retarded
holding
>>2622031
Still here. Still holding. Still wanna fucking kill myself.
>>2622031
Hello... is there anybody in there?
How the FUCK do I into bitcoin/other cryptocurrencies? I want to invest a dollar and move shit around like crazy to make a solid ROI. If I can turn a dollar into $5 or $10 I'll be happy - I need a proof of concept first before I get deep into this.
Tips? Advice? Are those companies where you help buy rigs in a warehouse for a percentage scams or legit? Enlighten me me /biz/arros
ur gonna need more than that just for transaction fees
>>2622024
you missed the bubble anon, don't touch it for a while
>>2622024
i bought 2.23$ of bitcoin, transaction fee was .99$ so if you dont at least have 5 dollars then just dont even bother untill you do