FUCK YOU BIZ YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHY DID YOU MAKE ME BUY THIS SHIT AAAAAH I WANT MY MONEY BACK JSJSHSMXJVBJDJF
>>2624223
time to buy some golem I guess lmao
>>2624223
>JSJSHSMXJVBJDJF
sent :)
You were supposed to buy it months ago..
>Ethereum doing fine and dandy
>Order 3k worth on coinbase
>forget about bank time limit
>in 6 days I will buy Ethereum at over $300 a coin
HOW CAN I PREVENT THIS PLEASE TELL ME I CAN PREVENT THIS
>>2624216
That's easy just spend all the rest of your money in your bank account or you know not be a retard and buy at the peak
blow up your bank
>>2624276
WHat will happen I just get $35 returned check fee or whatever? Credit score affected? Is this legal?
THE DIP IS OVER
THE DIP IS OFFICIALLY OVER, WE'RE GOING UP FROM HERE ON
>>2624155
ah you fucking jinxed it you nigger
remove your 250 sell orders
>not buying the dip
amateur hour on /biz/ per the usual
Time to buy the dip /biz/
>>2624128
Enlighten me, how do I buy BTC when it's practically impossible to fund an exchange account?
>>2624170
Coinbase verification was pretty easy
>>2624195
and what wait for 2 days for wire transfer? or just buy 150$ worth of it.
i tried for 5000$ with bitstamp and they fucked me hard without lube.
bought at 2100 and they sold me at 2400 after 2 days.
What did it mean by this?
>>2624081
chinks woke up, btc also rose a little bit
Were all gonna make it
prepare for dip
Since i feel like it
What is your endgame biz?
How much do you need and for what purpose?
Me: Basically Joker lifestyle. I want to fund questionable ngos that fit my agenda to have the rulling powers in fear. Cause mayhem against them and change what i feel is wrong in this world.
To have any major impect i guess i would need 1 billion.
>reddit spacing
>capitalization
>meme text image
>joker cringe
>>2624065
1 billion geez.
I'd be good with about 1-2 million. Could live off that rest of my life fairly easily and in simple fashion. I'd mostly just write under my pen name and go around town helping people "good Samaritan" style. I try to do that now but work 10 hours a day so my free time to be a good Samaritan is pretty limited.
>>2624065
upboated
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1976016.0
post your address to get some shit and don't forget shill this shit everywhere
CACA mining pool here http://coinminers.net/
>>2624061
I want free CACAs, OP.
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When will it surpass ETH?
What will happen on August the 1st? I am quite new so it would be nice if anyone could enlighten me
>>2624055
Citibank and Deutsche Bank launch an IPO of a new cryptocurrency.
>>2624055
Bitcoin update
>be me
>1 week ago
>decide to give cryptocurrency a shot
>buy $50 in btc
>transfer to Bittrex
>watching some chinks telling me in which coin I should invest
>nervous af
>scatter the $50 btc over 8 or so altcoins
>fast forward 1 week
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Um... Guys??
>>2624019
what is a ico
>>2625276
this
>>2624019
You need to meet terms and requirements, which are high. Not chan tier
What coin would I invest in if I wanted to loose everything?
>>2623948
LTC
>>2623948
unironically ETH
Pick a random ICO
THE TEN RULES OF CRYPTO
1. Don't invest anything you can't afford to lose.
2. Don't buy based on what others are shilling.
Fill in the 8 others lads.
3. Buy high, sell low
>>2623888
4. Buy rope before you start shorting
4. choose your winners wisely before go all in
Now that the normies and the newcoiners sold, we're going back to the moon.
Get in you fucks, new ATH by Wednesday. Screenshot this.
>>2623863
Did ATH get de-listed from bittrex? I don't see it on there.
dont forget to zoom out
silly stinky u forgot ure on 1 minute graph
enjoy your wojak gains
>>2623863
You fool.
It has to sit here, yes sit here, for a few weeks at this low, before it goes up again.
that's the way this works.
It has to burn. it has to sit low here while all the fucking newfags like you sell and freak out and scream "IT'S NOT MOVING!!!"
That's what they want. When you have no more hope, when it's all gone, THEN it will soar.
its over boys
>>2623835
for the love of god, tell me everything is gonna be okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHMwo7wzGg
>>2623851
Of course it is.
I mean..you weren't stupid enough to invest more than you could afford to lose, right?
Sure is funny watching you all abandon your principles and shit yourselves like normies whenever you're not making 10000% gains. GET A GRIP. HODL. STOP CHECKING BITTREX EVERY 5 MINUTES. In a couple of months you will be embarrassed at yourselves for spamming hysterical pepes and crying doomsday
>t. bagholder
>>2623878
>2011
>Lol why are you bag holding BTC you spaz
>buy sib at 23k
>sell sib at 50k
>warning these morons, hopefully they'll make a profit once
CRITICAL BUG FOUND IN ETH WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO HALT THE NETWORK BY DDOS SPAM
I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP, IT IS OGRE!
SEE HERE:
https://etherscan.io/txsPending?a=0x331d077518216c07c87f4f18ba64cd384c411f84
GAME OVER GUYS
GAME FUCKING OVER
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
IT MEANS ANYONE CAN ATTACK AND DDOS NETWORK, GRINDING IT TO A HALT WITH $0 INVESTMENT.
IT IS HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK RIGHT NOW:
https://etherscan.io/txsPending
THIS MARKS END OF ETH ERA
>>2623785
good thing I didn't buy eth on the dip lmao
>>2623785
any credible source?
>>2623801
Dude, what more credible source do you need??? CHeck the links in Etherscan.io for yourself.
Why do you think people are selling off?
PREPARE FOR ANOTHER BAILOUT