>become cryptonaire
>suddenly family respects me
>suddenly friends
>suddenly no virgin anymore
>suddenly car
thanks biz, as a token of my appreciation I leave you with this joke:
Q: What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips?
A: a chipmunk
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>>2638843
Q: What do you call a lying faggot?
A: OP.
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> suddenly car
Make sure your insurance payment goes through. I was complacent and didn't follow up on it, now dealing with a crash. Getting reemed in the ass with auto repair.
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>>2638843
i call bullshit....if not send me some lul
BTC 0xbF5Cf72D2001F640e86274761b005570CF5d4889
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>tfw wagecuck
Is there more to life than this, /biz/? With every passing day, I feel more groggy and morose. And I'm even beginning to notice my mind less astute.
>inb4 invest your money
I'm just an average guy, not a trust fund babby, who's looking to circumvent the system.
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Buy some fucking coins.
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>>2638830
Invest in ANS.
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>>2638830
>I'm just an average guy, not a trust fund babby, who's looking to circumvent the system.
hmmm so this is how poor people think
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Whats going on with this? Why is it mooning?
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Fuck knows its just the latest meme like eth used to be. All aboard choo choo
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>>2638772
Possibly from the first ICO on friday
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>>2638772
Really? You don't see the value in an index fund for crypto?
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Cryptocurrencies officially for Normies and Central bankers 2017-06-27 11:28:10 Post No.2638730
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Cryptocurrencies officially for Normies and Central bankers
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Stick a fork in it.
"A June 2017 staff discussion note from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) suggests that banks should consider investing in cryptocurrencies more seriously than they have in the past."
http://www.investopedia.com/news/imf-blockchain-banks-invest-cryptocurrency-blockchain/
NOW ASK YOURSELVES:
Do you think Central Bankers want to invest in cryptos at an all time high?
No they don't.
1929 all over again....
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>>2638730
they can't crash the market, that's the beauty of decentralized crypto
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>>2638730
>Do you think Central Bankers want to invest in cryptos at an all time high?
>No they don't.
Do you really think they have the power to pull down BTC that hard? They're already not in hard enough if they're contemplating getting more involved with it
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>>2638730
Interdasting theory, but how would they crash it? Wouldn't they have to buy a bunch to dump it in the first place? Shit, if it really crashes then I'd just buy a bunch more.
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PTOY. I like the idea, but I have not seen attractive growth. The coin is spearheaded by a black woman FYI.
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>>2638597
I am holding some; I think it's a novel Idea and I think it might be interesting to see blockchain expanding into the health care sector; also holding something called Curecoin and something called folding coin.
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Yea it's a complete ponzi scheme. Not even a joke.
Literally retarded idea and it's garbage
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>>2638597
nigs gonna nig
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MFW I'M TRYING FOR LITERALLY A WEEK TO GET MY ACCOUNT ON COINBASE
MFW IT'S FUCKING STUCK AND WON'T ACCEPT MY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTO ID
MFW I JUST LOST MY ONLY CHANCE TO ESCAPE MY GREEK POORFAG LIFE BY BUYING THE DIP
MFW I'LL NEVER BE NOT POOR
MFW I'M ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF
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It's dipping again
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>>2638588
coinbase is shit go to gdax do a bank trasfur
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Daily reminder to buy bitcoin and hold, we are going rich.
There will be 21 million coins ever created.
If you hold 21, you are in a group of 1 million people.
Considering all the lost BTCs, less than 21 (but 21 is cool to hold).
There are 7.5 billion people on earth.
There will NEVER be enough BTC for all fiat millionaires in existence today to own ONE.
There will NEVER be enough BTC for all CORPORATIONS in existence today to own ONE.
Do the fucking math.
Bitcoin is designed to reward those that get in early (as it should). Risk/reward, cut and clear with the same rules for everyone since day 1, no bullshit. No sugarcoated crap for communists. Pure risk/reward.
Bond market will collapse and boomers will wish they bought bitcoin when it was 4 figures.
Vengance will be brutally served for those that doubted bitcoin as a store of value.
Daily reminder to not fall for the "blockchain without bitcoin" meme.
A blockchain is literally just a decentralized database - that's it. Blockchains are slow, inefficient, and wasteful. Decentralization is their only redeeming quality. Decentralization affords blockchains non-compliance with governments and other regulatory bodies.
Governments and "global finance institutions" will never use blockchains because they have nothing to gain from decentralization and everything to lose.
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>>2638563
>tfw own 2 bitcoins
Guess Ill be a homeowner afterall
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>>2638563
This is pasta
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Should I convert my 10 LTC to BTC?
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WE ARE RISING FROM THE DEAD
Whos got bags.
I'm 250k deep.
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Good record very, hope it continues!
We gon make it anon!!
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Fucking auto correct
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>>2638514
I got bags bought at the last ath lmao . I'm holding these to 1 sat idgaf
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>Strongest recovery since the bloodbath
>Webapp launch soon
>Credit/Debit card support soon
>nobancs BTFO
If you aren't buying BNT now, you are going to be fucking pissed in a month.
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>>2638446
>>Strongest recovery since the bloodbath
sorry that would be ANS
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Coinbase for alts backed by architech of the Euro?
Sure.
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fuck i should have bought that dip
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Do I have to pay taxes on cash purchases? I get around 35,000 in cash every 3 months and I want to get into crypto. But I am afraid the IRS would wonder where I get my money from.
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yes you have to pay tax on crypto, it's like capital gains. You pay taxes on what you cash out for the year.
The IRS doesn't care where you got your money as long as you pay taxes on it.
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i guess you'll have to use less reputable exchanges that don't care who you are (yoshit) and buy 'stuff' with your coin to sell or sell for more cash.
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>>2638444
you are supposed to pay capital gains tax on every single transaction but honestly if you cash out to fiat in one big sum per year and just pay taxes on that I doubt the IRS will go after you as long as they are getting paid.
If you only buy bitcoin and hold it for longer period of time before cashing out then you can pay long term investment taxes which are less harsh than capital gains.
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>Dumbfuck nocoiners didnt buy the dip AGAIN
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Dead cat bounce.
BTC is forking.
If you are buying in now you are going to get dominated.
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i'm laughing so fucking hard at them, thinking everything is going to shit
thanks for your money, i guess
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>tried to short
>cashed out to fiat at 250
>didn't rebuy at 222
>didn't rebuy at 236
>didn't rebuy at 250
>didn't rebuy at 265
>didn't rebuy at 275
>tfw
Luckily had some ETH on Bittrex which I just changed to BTC. Didn't lose anything there.
Still, boutta kms.
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Bancor announced in Tel Aviv
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Bancor has been talking to the Jews in Tel Aviv about Bancor. This may be the reason Bancor is going up. Jews down to make some money! You've been warned.
Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwJt5TzO7nQ&t=91s
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follow the nose...
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>>2638375
ill put some shekels in it, ill atleast get some of that kike money
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THE FATE OF ALL NOBANCS!!!!
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>mfw I put 200k USD in ANS two weeks ago
>mfw I just cashed out
>mfw I'm a literal millionaire now because of some stupid shitcoin and a predictable chart
I'm done with cryptocurrency for a long time... In fact, I may never go back to it. I don't need to go to the moon, and I definitely don't need a lambo. All I wanted was enough money to sustain a comfortable life without work, and I've got it.
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>>2638370
......yeah I really don't understand why you posted the picture you did and not a screen capture of proof
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>>2638370
You're a real dumb fuck that doesn't understand how ANS works. You could make SO much from the ANC dividends.
You literally just gave up cash flow. You clearly had no idea how ANS works lmao
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>>2638370
Would you help a random anon to achieve that same goal?
1JkW7PgDU5co1XAbqJHgJb47hpK6Jhubaj
Enjoy it, anon. And over all, try to be happy.
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BTC - LN SHIT - PREPARE FOR FORK 2017-06-27 10:52:57 Post No.2638305
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BTC - LN SHIT - PREPARE FOR FORK
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https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/6jqrub/game_over_blockstream_mathematical_proof_that_the/?st=j4g5n58j&sh=b0ec3ec1
See silverjustices comment. Ignore r/bitcoin blockstream shills.
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Give me the TL;DR
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>>2638305
the r/bitcoin and r/btc reddits are so cancerous I can't take anything either one of them says seriously
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>>2638305
gg bitcoin. see you again in 3 years :(
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Universal Basic Income when?
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>>2637894
It's here. it's called crypto. just sit on your lazy, neckbearded ass and watch the gains
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>>2637894
2019-2020 , President Gabbard, screenshot/cap whatver you wanna call it.
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>>2637894
hopefully not soon. i wanna be rich while everyone else is a poor wagecuck