>be me, 2009
>15 years old, browse /b/ all day and jerk off to weird pics
>bitcoin begging thread
>c00l
>make a wallet, could have sworn I saved the .png on my hard drive, although doesnt matter much
>post address, say how old I am and how I don't really understand it but think it's awesome
>"I sent you $5 worth of bitcoin, anon, only because I want people to use it more. make sure you utilize it!"
>check my wallet a couple of times over the course of the day, but can't find any proof of the transaction although I don't necessarily understand the blockchain at this point
>be 22, can't remember if the transaction ever went through, going through my old family computer, miracle that it wasn't wiped by malware
> searching through files, find "bitcoin" file in firefox appdata
> no other traces of the wallet address or private key
>could have had an easy 250000, should have invested on my own but don't blame myself as it was much harder to buy at this time and I was a stupid little kid
Feelsbadman. I wanted to invest when it hit $13 but my drug addict dad talk all of my savings bonds, cashed them early and laughed at me when I told him I wanted to invest $1000 into it. Oh well, I sort of hope that anon was fucking with me. Would hurt a lot less.
coulda shoulda woulda nigga
>>2640127
The transaction probably went through but confirmation was slow back then
>>2640151
How slow do you think? I had to have checked 3 times over the course of a full day or so, gonna keep looking through other HDDs but I think the private key file must be gone by now, not sure
I have $50 in a Paypal. It's a very rare occurance that I ever come up with so much spare money. Tell me what to do with it, /biz/!
couple of knee pads maybe
>>2640112
Never spend it
>>2640112
Firecrackers. Literally blow your money.
>get $4000
>buy some shitcoin that's about to recover
>gain roughly 5% on investment in a day
>$200
>convert profit to fiat
>$73k a year which makes you upper class in the United States
>>2640072
Why not get 5% a day for 365 days and have >200 billion dollars by the end?
Imagine the amount you'll be paying in fees and taxes for cashing out every single day
>>2640072
>$73k a year which makes you upper class in the United States
goddamn, I made double that the last 5 months in crypto
>Be me, underwear day trader
>Made $60k on stocks by Q3 2016
>So fucking happy
>All of a sudden Drumpf comes along
>Elected President against impossible odds
>Lose $10k in bet
>Watched "The Big Short"
>"Oh boy it's going to be like 2008 all over again!"
>Short everything seeing that Drumpf will certainly crash the economy
>$180,000+ account almost liquidated, pulled out right before losing everything
>Left with just $12,000. The crash never happened.
>Meanwhile kiddies on here are getting shit rich off ponzi scheme imaginary coins
FUCK YOU /POL/ FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM NEARLY BROKE NOW FUCK TRUMP FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WALLSTREET BANKERS AND FUCK THAT STUPID MOVIE
I now have to contemplate moving back in with my parents. I seriously want to kill myself. I fucking hate you /biz/. More importantly, this is all Drumpfs fault and his Wallstreet cronies pumping the market like crazy.
How fucking long will this go? Laugh all you want, you guys know it's all gonna come down very soon, especially your ponzi scheme coins.
what's your favorite brand of underwear
>>2639985
>Fuck white people
Fuck you too subhuman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All ethereum hodlers report in.
>>2639923
hodling
Relief it's turning I was hit for 200k
holding, go to sleep, wake up rich
HE THOUGHT THAT THE CRASH WAS OVER.
>>2639913
FUCK YOU!
>implying it's not
i tried to short eth at 250 plz dont get my hopes up that ill be able to buy back in without losing
>>2639913
>check to see if you're telling the truth
>eth and btc are shitting themselves
>the kore I sold at 2.8 and rebought at .90 is literally back where it was yesterday
I fucking hate how stupid crypto is sometimes, thanks for the heads up tho
buy monero
Redditcoin is mooning, Dont tell..
question, why is this supposedly "solid" currency talked about so little? what gives?
is it just less susceptible to sensationalism? why?
and furthermore why would I buy it?
Arkbros, I think we are gonna get BTFO by TenX.
https://www.tenx.tech/
>Connects blockchains
>Actually creating a physical card system to spend crypto
>Industry support including from PayPal and Vitalik himself
We're fucked, but if any fellow arkbros wanna explain how we're not, please do. Ark might be too little too late at this point.
Also, http://www.investopedia.com/news/could-tenx-make-cryptocurrency-usable/
>Investopedia article
>>2639918
whales got a lot of ark
probably got a few more good pumps before were completely fucked
>>2639918
Yeah, I'm seriously considering just putting in a sell order for 33k and getting rid of all my ark at this point (2.2k ark).
Ark does more than just allowing currencies to be exchanged, that's just one part of it
Wanna know a secret?
Everyone on here is full of shit.
Rude.
>>2639816
but you are here too anon.
DELET
>log into old bittrex account
>realize you sold 6700 WAVES for 1.4 BTC right after the ICO
J U S T
>>2639714
anon using hindsight like that will drive you to eat a bullet. learn from your idiocy
>>2639714
That sucks. That's like 31 btc at current price?
RIP WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
>>2639714
yeah dude, i did the same thinking that sweet 3x was worth it.
www.wojakproject.com
Hi Tones
Also I sincerely apologize about the YoBit event. I had someone who was in it for the money in our team, and the split resulted in only me being left on the project for now. I do have a couple of engineers (one webdev, one software), but this could use some help on the PR/Communications side. Please contact me at [email protected] if you have any experience with starting up blockchain projects. Thanks.
-Tony
>>2639690
>yobit event
what?
LOL@everyone, must mesh ethtrader and /biz/ here you faggots all popping the champagne and declaring yourselves kings. Back to normal! Fucking redditors entitled as fuck, you are really this stupid that think we've recovered and going back to lamboland to new all time highs? Have you had any experience in trading, like at all? Have you have any knowledge? Have they ever heard of a fucking 'bull trap'? Hmm, I wonder where I have seen this chart before, oh I know, just about every crash in human history, of course we know they all just go and reverse to new all time highs straight after the crash. Ahahahahhaha I'm going to enjoy watching that smile wipe aware from your face thats for sure.
>>2639609
DELTE
sorry you're losing money shorting, better luck next time.
nocoiners btfo
Pull the shoot while you can Anon. If you thought this was bad wait till Wave 3.
We could just as easily be at the hope phase in the beginning on super huge graph
Thanks OP. I'll file this in my useless shit folder.
>>2639544
$1000 ETH by tonight. Cap this.
Can /biz/ into salesmanship?
Sell me your favourite alt-coin.
Write your name with these DGBs
chinese (pop 1 billiion+) ethereum
Do you feel dumb all the time? Are you sick of making stupid decisions while others succeed? This is your chance to finally become CLEVER. Buy Espers and it will boost your shrewdness to the next level.
>15 eth
>laptop hdd broke in subway ride home
>wallet mnemonic inacessible
how do i recover this?
Get your techie friend to recover your data.
>>2639367
get a professional to pull the data off your hard drive.
>>2639367
Burn the laptop and kys