>co-workers start talking about bitcoin and eth, making coinbase accounts
>ask me what I think
>pretend like I've never heard of them
>buy a shitcoin
>Tell your normie co-workers it's going to moon
>Get them to invest big
>?????
>PROFIT
>>2718301
this should be your first and only thought tbqh
ETHwave pt. II?
>TFW I wasted thousand of hours on 4chan instead of doing something productive
chalk up another 2 minutes to the wasted time side for thinking of then posting this
>>2718275
Welcome back OP, I missed these posts.
>>2718290
I've posted this hundreds of times. I feel awful about it.
PIVX is going to go PARABOLIC.
Not even worried about the weekend DIP, just going all in on this one.
You boys have set me up with some good cryptos so paying it forward.
Enjoy the gains.
tfw i once held this
>>2718140
What's special about this coin that will make it moon?
>bought at 2$ which was ATH
>kept hodling
>making profit now
It's literally impossible to lose in crypto.
Why is it called FUD?
Uncertainty and doubt ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING.
It should just be called FU.
Stop spreading that FU.
stop the FUD about FUD, fag
>>2718113
>Uncertainty and doubt ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING
No they aren't. You should read more.
>>2718113
okay, op.
F U
It's gonna be a big month for LTC
Nice! Just bought 100k
>>2718048
Seems to be dipping atm. Might buy some more.
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>>2717978
Y'all get the LinkedIn done yet?
>>2718084
LinkedIn is up, waiting on minor revisions from the rest of the marketing team + waiting for the core members to prepare their personal LinkedIns to be added to the BitBay company page. I think the market will respond well to our team going "public".
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What you fags prefer WSJ or FT
WSJ Digital
>>2717931
I hate them both. I prefer to just watch Bloomberg
bitbean general
Who else here is a rich NEET?
>tfw never had to slave away at a uni for some meme degree just to go into debt.
>tfw never had to slave away at a job and loose my time and freedom.
>tfw never had to take out any loans.
Pic related is my bank account. I also have 350k invested in stocks and crypto. I have zero expenses and live in a 3,500 square foot luxury home in a gated neighborhood for completely free. I have unlimited free time for vidya, working out, reading. I will never have a need for a job. It baffles me that people willingly become slaves. I'll be enjoying my life of luxury and freedom as you slave your life away for the next 50 years just for a small taste at neetdom when you're old
>>2717909
Nice meme :^)
You're an idiot or just terrible at math. That will run out in way less than fifty years. Get a job or a degree now while you have disposable income. When it runs out you'll need something
>>2717909
no but im a rich larper
Daily reminder that poloniex holds onto your coins. Seriously doubting it's solvent at this point.
>>2717859
>4 days
Pfft. Been waiting since May 1st.
>>2717862
Well it's 0.75 btc. Guess I'll just kiss that money goodbye.
I tried increased my daily limit to $25,000 and had a ticket open for 3 weeks while they sorted it out.
As soon as it was approved I could move everything out in one day which was nice.
I'M WIDE AWAKE AND I CAN SEE THE PERFECT SKY IS TORN
>>2717827
you should be fucking ashamed of yourself if you're bagholding something called bitbean.
>anon this is your mother, i need money for hospital bills, please anon I can't continue like this any longer
>what the fuck do you mean you blew it all on beans??
>>2717827
Nice! Just bought 100k.
>>2717883
with bitbeans you actually can!
I need to earn about an extra 2 grand, any suggestions?
>>2717765
invest in some kneepads
>>2717770
>>2717770
Suck 100 dicks at 20 a pop.
>>2717765
just buy some crypto bro, will quadruple your money in a week if u arent retarded
Who is ready for the next rdd, moon, kids, espers 1 sat coin pump? It is really free money. If you got burned because you greedy fuck bought it at ath, today is your last chance before the 1 sat wall breaks down. All poorfags welcome!
>>2717704
Where do you buy
2 shill threads arent enough?
>>2717704
Yobit
What's a job that someone can lie about having experience in?
For example, my brother has a little coding experience and lied on his resume about developing a lot of stuff and landed a senior programmer job at a big health insurance company. Why can't I do the same if I just do some research and falsify my employment history?
What about freelancing? I can probably google how to do X job if I need it.
You don't. You accentuate stuff you really did.
Your brother got lucky. A couple fizzbuzzs and he would've walked out of there pretty quickly.
Sucking cocks.
You can read about it online and practice on a flashlight. Your fellatiees won't know the difference. Just charge .1 BTC or 1 ETH per cock and your wealth will to TTM.
>>2717502
What will he do when he actually has to program??
Successful people of /biz/, please help me.
How did you get over your crippling anxiety (that hit you every day or two) and make your dreams come true?
same problem here dude i was thinking about buying some cannabidiol, research it
How does successful people deal with taxes.
Im barely successful and its such a struggle i feel like not trying anymore
>>2717468
I'm gonna recommend N-acetylcysteine, combined with therapy