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I saw a news report where there was some chick who unironically was a "sleeping coach" and I though "fuck, I could neé should do some shit like that". So how about it /biz/ how does a NEET with no qualifications (well I have a Masters Degree from an elite college... but it's not STEM) start charging people for life advice?
Where is a good place to start? A youtube channel? Starting tupperware party style "self improvement meetings" which eventually I turn into ticket events to hock my cheaply printed books?

What niche should I pick? Life-coach. I mean it could be anything from a "walking and stride coach" to a "diction coach" (I'm Australian, but most folks think I sound English... because I'm fookin' well posh m8).
I mean a fucking sleeping coach!? This is a gravy train anyone can leap on, you know what their fucking advice was:
>Eat dinner earlier, avoid alcohol before bed. No electronic devices before bed. and "chilllll" - FUCK OFF totally stupid, advice any novice could give even by TV segment soundbite standards. This sleeping coach had NO credentials.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:08:41 Post No.3468989
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>bumping with lowest common denominator eye-candy

COME ON. AN ACTUAL /BIZ/ IDEA AND YOU FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!?

Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:41:20 Post No.3469196
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>>3468871
Either pay for, have friends, or fabricate testimonials for a small vague brochure and website.
Post business cards and flyer's around your target market area.
Gullible people will answer that shit.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:46:47 Post No.3469244
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>>3469196
>>Either pay for, have friends, or fabricate testimonials for a small vague brochure and website.
Hmmm... Yeah I got a couple of friends in mind already.

>>Post business cards and flyer's around your target market area.
Now I gotta nail down a niche to work on so I know who my target market is, what language/imagery to use on those cards....

>Gullible people will answer that shit.
better they give that money to me than some scammer or fucking horoscope mumbo jumbo person...

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Haven't slept properly in 3 days so might regret this.. but here foes 2017-09-14 07:47:38 Post No.3468853
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Haven't slept properly in 3 days so might regret this.. but here foes Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:47:38 Post No. 3468853 [Report] [View this topic]

$1000 CAD got given to me
Trips decides which crypto(s)
Dubs decides when
10% of profits to whoever guesses right. (Up to %20) Leave ur paypal

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:48:32 Post No.3468857
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TenX

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:48:39 Post No.3468860
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>>3468853
Golem at 6600, and you can keep everything for yourself

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:50:03 Post No.3468869
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>>3468853
Centra

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ITT: Coins /biz/ memed you into dying 2017-09-14 07:42:14 Post No.3468822
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ITT: Coins /biz/ memed you into dying Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:42:14 Post No. 3468822 [Report] [View this topic]

Can't believe I listened to you guys telling me to invest in this shitass dead coin.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:45:03 Post No.3468836
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:45:03 Post No.3468836 [Report]

>last ath 6 days ago

Fucking kids should just quit crypto

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:45:17 Post No.3468839
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:45:17 Post No.3468839 [Report]

>buying at ATH during a small bear market and china fud crash
>why no lambo guys?

Fuck me you're dumb.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:45:44 Post No.3468843
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>shitass dead coin

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:32:23 Post No. 3468764 [Report] [View this topic]

NO ONE COIN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER

https://youtu.be/HArTOzsEqUU

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:04 Post No.3468770
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FEELS GOOD BROTHER!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:42:24 Post No.3468824
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:42:24 Post No.3468824 [Report]

>>3468764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlwda9S58Lg
How having Ark feels

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:46:49 Post No.3468849
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:46:49 Post No.3468849 [Report]

Ark future predictions?

1 month
6 months
1 year?

Can this lovely fucker grow like Eth?

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:27:51 Post No. 3468741 [Report] [View this topic]

Redpill me on ardor. Thinking about unironically buying 100k.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:29:59 Post No.3468752
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>>3468741
nice, just bought 100k

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:31:02 Post No.3468756
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>>3468741

Probably oversold after the IGNIS fiasco.

It was one of the June hype coins but June feels like a long time ago in crypto.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:32:14 Post No.3468762
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:32:14 Post No.3468762 [Report]

looks good

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Apologize 2017-09-14 07:25:55 Post No.3468722
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Apologize Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:25:55 Post No. 3468722 [Report] [View this topic]

It is not too late. Buy now, be wealthy end of 2018.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:30:46 Post No.3468755
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>>3468722
How much will I need??

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:59 Post No.3468775
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:59 Post No.3468775 [Report]

Are we gonna make it?

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:37:55 Post No.3468800
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:37:55 Post No.3468800 [Report]

>>3468755
Anything between 1k and 5k of ark will make you very wealthy.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:19:28 Post No. 3468677 [Report] [View this topic]

Being a rich wage suck is honestly the best life imaginable

>can buy the company I work for so literally don't care about job but I'm good at it
>coworkers impressed by the things you spend your money on
>superiors can't even make eye contact with you and feel embarrassed around you
>can pick up interns just by waving the newest iPhone near them

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:28:42 Post No.3468744
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>>3468677
What are they doing in that picture? Is he hurting her?

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:35:23 Post No.3468784
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>>3468744
That's sex in an elevated missionary position.

And OP don't lie, if you can buy the company you work at why not just retire? Daydreaming is fun though.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:39:51 Post No.3468809
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:39:51 Post No.3468809 [Report]

>wagey
>best

Never ever, slaveboi.

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Official: Chinese DO NOT block exchanges 2017-09-14 07:18:12 Post No.3468668
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Official: Chinese DO NOT block exchanges Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:18:12 Post No. 3468668 [Report] [View this topic]

http://bittox.com/2017/09/14/chinese-bitcoin-exchanges-will-likely-not-banned/

It was fake news the whole time. Shame on Caixin wsj and Bloomberg.

More proof of price manipulation from news outlets around the globe.

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>>3468668
why is BTC not $4500 again then

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:22 Post No.3468771
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>>3468668
Too fat, post Eugenia. I only bone skeltals.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:58 Post No.3468774
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:58 Post No.3468774 [Report]

>msm shills ***unsubstantiated rumor*** as fact
>msm gives air time to worldsbiggestcrook so he can run people out of btc
thanks for free money

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Fukin china 2017-09-14 07:17:18 Post No.3468662
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Fukin china Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:17:18 Post No. 3468662 [Report] [View this topic]

https://themerkle.com/chinese-bitcoin-exchanges-will-likely-not-be-banned-after-all/

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:18:30 Post No.3468671
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:18:30 Post No.3468671 [Report]

that fucking litecoin chink I hate him the most

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:20:29 Post No.3468686
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>>3468662
Each time they do it it has less of an effect
Hope you bought the dip boyos

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:21:36 Post No.3468691
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>>3468686

I did :D

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uh guys? 2017-09-14 07:16:55 Post No.3468658
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uh guys? Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:16:55 Post No. 3468658 [Report] [View this topic]

i'm a software dev, and we do some work on azure, just noticing this pop up today

https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/solutions/blockchain/

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:23:41 Post No.3468705
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WEW

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:23:59 Post No.3468708
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:23:59 Post No.3468708 [Report]

looks like the just stole the intellectual property of all these ico's they were "partnering" with

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:26:34 Post No.3468732
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>>3468658
Buy ETH?

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:05:53 Post No. 3468600 [Report] [View this topic]

How long of a hold is civic?

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:31:14 Post No.3468758
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:31:14 Post No.3468758 [Report]

bumppppp, everyone is too busy shilling ark. I wanna know too Damn it

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:32:25 Post No.3468765
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:32:25 Post No.3468765 [Report]

2 yrs bb

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:48 Post No.3468772
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:33:48 Post No.3468772 [Report]

till the day we die. we are the civmarines

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:53:48 Post No. 3468532 [Report] [View this topic]

If I wanted to start up a website, designed to just hold advertisements, and start plugging it hardcore on social media and pay other people to plug my website.

How much would I realistically gain from this?

I have an other idea, but I don't think it would work too well.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:56:26 Post No.3468553
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rofl you have zero fucking business sense.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:58:19 Post No.3468563
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>>3468553
Well I ain't got any other ideas. I'm not creative in the "creating things" sense, so I couldn't sell goods whatsoever.

And I'm not looking to own and maintain a shop either.

Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:19:26 Post No.3469062
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:19:26 Post No.3469062 [Report]

Why not put something interesting to read on your website so there is value for the visitor aswell

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stealthcoin 2017-09-14 06:48:39 Post No.3468482
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stealthcoin Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:48:39 Post No. 3468482 [Report] [View this topic]

this is about to get pumped

>new website
>trading on bittrex
>TOR
>$0.2
>easy $1

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:01:24 Post No.3468584
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>>3468482
extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, you got the latter?

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:24:24 Post No.3468712
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:24:24 Post No.3468712 [Report]

It met lower band resistance. All it needs now is that massive bid ;)

Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:28:23 Post No.3468743
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 07:28:23 Post No.3468743 [Report]

And it begins now...

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qtum Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:48:24 Post No. 3468480 [Report] [View this topic]

Fucking kill me.
All in on this trash since 3 days. Mainnet was supposed to pump it.
What the fuck is this shit.
Anyone got an explanation?
I want to die.

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:49:21 Post No.3468489
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 06:49:21 Post No.3468489 [Report]

Chink coin, China fud. Do the math

Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:53:40 Post No.3469292
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>>3468480
same shit here -.-

Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:58:00 Post No.3469330
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:58:00 Post No.3469330 [Report]

That's what you get for not getting yourself some Waltons.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/