Post your face when you realize that the majority of crypto investors are pajeets and you take their money
>>2848765
As is tradition let me list the coins that you have missed -
>BTC
>LTC
>ETH
>DGB
>XVG
Will you miss STRAT heading to the interstellar galaxy as well???
Don't be a massive pussy, get in now while we are at the bottom, there are massive developments in the pipeline, a huge smart community behind it and solid fundamentals.
We are going to head to $20 by the end of the month.
What are you waiting for? If you have any questions, ask away.
pic related, who you will be surrounded by once you have made it
>>2848694
how much shall i buy
>>2848715
100k should be nice
HOW DOES THIS MAKE U FEEL ANS FAGS?
>>2848684
Euphoric.
>>2848684
This picture is not necessarily wrong, but only because ANS is still a baby. It will grow into a big strong NEO in time.
>>2848684
BTC > LTC > ANS > DOG SHIT > DIGIKEK SHIT > ETH
Ok I want to start investing, I've got about 5k to my name but I'm tired and don't want to work a 9 to 5 the rest of my life. I've been lurking this board for a few hours and still don't understand jack shit.
Can anyone help a beginner out?
>>2848654
Buying now is pointless imo
>>2848654
I'll give you the first and best advice. Don't even think about investing all of that at once. Divide it like by 100.
Why is it that like every coin recommended here has this exact same history?
pump and dump = crypto in nutshell
Because half of /biz/ wants you to buy their bags and the other half isn't smart enough to buy during the stagnation period on that chart.
Pro-tip, there is only one coin some of /biz/ talks about that doesn't look like that.
>>2848627
There's lots of them actually. Sounds like you want us to buy your bags.
Remember ANS is the future... get in now before its too late. YOU will never see these prices again in your life. WE GOING TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.. 30-40 dollars a pop by christmas.
Nice, just bought 100k
>>2848651
Nice, just bought 100k as well.
>>2848573
whoa just bought 100k
>long time NEET
>hold 14 BTC from cheap mining days
what are my chances to becoming richer than my wagecucks peers from high school days?
>>2848552
Nice! Just mined 100k.
>>2848552
It's very likely
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>>2848552
33.333% repeating, of course.
>>2848550
Isn't this the case for all shitcoins?
>>2848550
>implying ethereum isn't setting up for a crash market
It was a joke a year ago and it'll be a joke again a year from now.
>>2848550
Chill the fuck out. Eth will spike soon, this is a perfect time to buy eth.
Say "thank you whale" to summon the great whales of lamboland then commence the weekend dippening again
>>2848494
get liquidated bitch
you best start believing in the dip
youre in one
thank you whale
How do I even sell out to get euro profits
noob question sry
>>2848469
Need to wait until the price is low enough
>>2848474
stfu just tell me how IT'S DIPPING I HAVE NO TIME FOR FOOLISH GAMES AND I HAVE NO TIME TO SOLVE TEN THOUSAND CAPTCHAS PLS JUST TELL ME PLS
>>2848469
How did you buy in at the first place? It's not that unlikely that a service which offers EUR->BTC transfer allows you to change it back as well.
Where's the weekend dippening?
Is it all over now? We go back to the bull market again soon? So many questions, so little coins
Weekend dip is an obsolete meme.
>>2848443
Wait a few minutes/hours. This shit has just made a double top, there's still hope for dip
>>2848443
Fucking new fag this meme started two weeks ago
Currently waiting for my beans to mature - how are your beans doing today? Seems like great weather for some great sprouts!
>>2848437
>tfw can't invest into beans and other shitcoins because my VISA card does not support 3d secure
>tfw destined to be a nocoiner
That's a shame. You should go into the live chat listed on their website where people discuss Bitbean, maybe they will spare you a couple of Beans? If you post your address here I can send you a couple! :)
>>2848533
I... I would like some too
I... I've never seen a real bean up close
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Does money solve all the problems?
>>2848427
Does a bear shit in your mouth when you sleep?
>>2848427
Money doesn't change anyone. It reveals who they really are.
Some people become rich and turn into huge douchebags and that causes them lots of problems. Other people become rich and now how to handle it better.
>>2848427
Yes if all the problems you have come from lack of money.
Otherwise no, because once you get money your perspective changes and you get a new completely different set of problems.
Some people say money even gives you more problem than you'd have with no money, but that depends on what you do with it.
HOLY SHIT IT'S PUMPING
Get in for some quick gains
Does it count if I bought the t-shirt. I like the logo
>>2848345
Fug
Still pumping. You could have made easy money, but you didn't buy in. The cycle repeats.
High score is $6 million. I'm guessing that was a bull flag or buy the dip technique?
Are you having more success with the charts long or short side?
My high score is $74285
>click next chart until you see a dip
>buy the dip
It would be interesting if someone made this but with real stocks.
They are real stocks.
It shows you which stock it was after you go to the next stock.