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Stop using so many cryptic lingos /biz/ how can I fit in if I can't understand what you're saying????!
I wanna get into cryptomoney too but I don't know where to start because you guys are so hard to understand! What is this blue ant character and this pink meme guy with blood flowing out of his eyes??? Are all business men this weird?
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This site is actually easy to understand now. I'm a gamergate newfriend and when I came I think I lurked for about three months before I had any idea what was going on. Now kids join and are posting the same day.
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>>2896269
I still don't get 99% of the threads here it's so confusing O_O I wanna become rich too and become good at BUSINESS like the rest of you anons
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>>2896269
I POST NEW 2DAY WITHOUT JOINN
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I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading crytocurrencies shilling SIGT on a Japanese cartoon website. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, thats right i can't count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.
I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to put up three posts each giving me ~3,00,000$ per. I unclogged 3 shitposts each giving me ~600,000$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into and sell them them shitcoins they don't need.
Enjoy being poor.
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>>2896236
Fuck, I knew there was a connection between scumbag Canadian plumber and Sinknatum.
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fucking kek
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>>2896236
Welcome to THE SYSTEM
now you start to loose everething
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Kraken will let you keep the split 2017-07-28 09:23:01 Post No.2896226
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Kraken will let you keep the split
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READ THIS NIGGERS
http://blog.kraken.com/post/1150/bitcoin-cash-and-a-critical-alert-for-bitcoin-margin-traders/
>All Kraken clients holding Bitcoin (XBT) balances at the time of the fork will be credited with an equal amount of Bitcoin Cash (BCH)
BUY AS MUCH BITCOIN AS YOU CAN ON KRAKEN NOW. ITS LITERALLY FREE MONEY.
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>>2896226
>XBT
LOL
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>>2896226
>BCH
LOL
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>>2896226
>FREE MONEY
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Who it the ultimate THOT and why is it Wendi Deng Murdoch 2017-07-28 09:15:25 Post No.2896204
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Who it the ultimate THOT and why is it Wendi Deng Murdoch
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> be 28
> be chink & especially an aspiring "shanghai girl" for those who know their shit
> be hot af
> be a gold digger but hiding it by graduating from Yale
>thotghosting.jpeg
>Apply for internship at a rich white man's company
> encounter said man
> launch a cocky, jeering, cock-throbbing comment "why does you strategy suck ?" at a man who is the ranked #76 in forbes wealth list and who built an entire empire
> blowjobeyes.psp
> white man divorces wife of 30 years for fresh pucci
> He's 76
> tfw he'll make you richer than buying bitcoin in 2013 in only a few years
Fast forward a few years
> thot gonna thot
> fuck some chad on the side because you're an en volleyball pro and shit
> get caught
> Only get $100 million
At least she got partially patrolled
still JUST
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>>2896204
money aint worth shit if you've made yourself a moving target and youre surrounded by equally slimy people.
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>>2896204
impressive. so this is the power of the pussy
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>>2896204
you forgot to mention this part
>be 20
>make da good fuck wit da white man
>steal husband away from the woman who's been volunteering to teach you english
>marry and obtain green card
>cheat on said husband within a year with a younger chad
>move to america using that mongoloid iq at a state college to move up in ranks
>rinse and repeat
i-is this how you really move up the ladder, /biz/?
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*provides you with a secure, solid, and private currency*
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*allows you to safely buy stuff on the black market"
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I'm sold.
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>>2896197
*finally able to buy a slave*
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why haven't you sold your shitcoins for BTC yet?
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>>2896164
sell low, buy high
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I already did at 2500 when retards here where babbling about shorting BTC because of an imminent segwit crash
LMAO fudders are pathetic
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Losses too great
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Tell me why I should not buy this Ethereum 2.0?
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>>2896161
NOE is good coin? I can buy?
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Buy NOE. ANS is a dead coin,
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>sold at 2600
>it's still going up
this shit better dip to sub 2200 I do not want to be counting losses
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You fucked up
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>Bitcoin dips to 2500 next day
>"Hah, it's going to 2200 now! I'm not buying!"
>Bitcoin pumps to 3600
>"G-g-guys? It's dipping to 2200 isn't it?"
You never stop buying bitcoin. Buy. The. Fucking. Dip.
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>>2896143
Guess everyone wants to double their coins with the fork. It should dip afterwards then.
Quite surprised by this move actually. Thought that everyone would just sit with the cash until the whole drama is over.
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Joining in with /biz/ bro, trying to experiment with coinbase. But Sell options is not avaliable in my country. What are the options?
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>>2896136
try bitstamp
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>>2896136
Buy options.
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>>2896136
fuck cuckbase they have very high fees.
try kraken or bittrex
>tfw still waiting for the bitcoin crash
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There's always the Ethereum crash if you're up for it.
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>bitcoin
>crashing
LMAO when are you faggots ever going to learn?
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i'm waiting for the bitcoin cash (BCC)
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What was its flaw? Will it ever rebound?
>inb4 he fell for the (((centralized jew)))
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>+4000% in <1 year and he's asking what went wrong
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hold
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>what was it's flaw?
It's not even cryptocurrency and you ask what it's flaw is kek
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What's /biz/'s take on Ether? Will it topple the BitCoin once the fork will happen, both coins go to shit because there's no hard investment focus on either one, and Ether takes the place on the market in terms of value?
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>>2896059
>Will it topple the BitCoin once the fork will happen
lol sure
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It's going to stay at the same ratio.
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>>2896063
Hardly. It's been oscilating recently towards the same price because it's pegged to BTC and that is currently unstable, until after the fork happens. After that there's a potential for it to become number 1
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Whats going on?
Almost everything is crashing
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BTC is going up in $ value. Everything else is staying around the same $ value.
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>>2896068
but thats unpossible
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people are selling alts to get more buttcoin, just take advantage of it and buy cheaper alts. am gonna get me some stratis and omg
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Who else thinks most of the discussion on this board is cancer?
Shilling random shitcoins and making random speculations on future prices is about as cancerous as it can get. I am surprised people still put up with this shit
Is anyone here interested in finance/trading based on mathematical/price action principles?
Most technical analysis is bullshit. You can not make money trading the upside down dildo formation. Technical analysis is used to enter a position at an optimal price. The decision to take that position in the first place requires more sophisticated financial analysis. An actual academic discussion of security/crypto analysis would allow everyone to make real money.
>but muh easy crypto gainz
Everybody who says they make consistent money trading crypto is lying, because the crypto traders on this board are simply making emotional guesses when they make a trade. If you want to earn money year on year, you have to get fucking smart.
/biz/, get your shit together. Everyone here talks and dreams about getting rich, but doesn't want to do the work required.
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Once derivatives start to make a bigger splash in crypto, I have no doubt the same strategies you're likely thinking off will be applied to crypto. If there are already ways of doing this, then please explain how.
Until then, it's going long on dips, shorting peaks, trading trend, or holding which rules the day. You don't need to be a fucking genius to do that :)
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shut the fuck up FA pajeet. eat shit and buy more bitbean.
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>>2896105
He thinks he is a genius
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ETH??? BTC ALREADY BACK UP FROM THE DIP!! ETH STILL DOWN!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oh you didn't hear? ETH is the new Ripple.
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sorry dude but BTC will always be the king, nobody gives a rat's ass about your shoddy altcoin
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NOBODY CAN POSSIBLY STOP BITCOIN