I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.
So tell me /biz/ why are you on 4Chan right now on a Saturday night instead of enjoying life with a bunch of normies enjoying your crypto earnings.
What's that? You haven't cashed out? Wait.. you know you have to pay taxes on that right? Wait... you only have $200 in your portfolio?
Looks like you need to buy more NEO champ.
It's Sunday in even the latest time zones you fucking retard
>>2976049
Monday here
$20,000
Who needs friends?
SNT will moon the next few days.
Source: my flawless instinct.
Screencap this.
CHOO CHOO! All aboard the gain train.
>>2975814
oh you!
reminder to go all in at 400
>>2975878
Teeheee
please sir can you spare a bean or two, I need beans to feed my family
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What is happening with /biz/?
In the past couple of months, the post intelligence level in here seems to have dropped like a rock.
Newfags and normies are flooding the board, asking
>how do i buy BTC
>how do i place a sell order
The pajeet-format posting, aside the ESPERS meme, is becoming more and more common.
Am I being delusional? Has crypto taken my sanity?
newfags
>>2975663
Other boards, mainly pol, jumped over the last few months
I popped over back in May and now only really frequent biz
I was never THAT retarded tho, just bought shilled coins and took my lumps
I've done alright
>Tech Bureau, a Tokyo-based fintech and cryptocurrency solutions company, today announced the debut of COMSA, a complete Initial Coin Offering (ICO) fundraising platform built on the NEM protocol.
>COMSA will enable trustless transactions in native currencies to eliminate the need for third party agencies such as escrow services. Any token issued on the COMSA platform will be able to integrate with both the NEM and Ethereum public blockchains.
More August News + New website incoming
Why arent you all in on NEM?
>>2975574
just bought in
i hope i wake up to a 200% gain
It has been months since last moon. I hold like madafucla
Hope you got over 10000. Shut is goin to mars
Just posting this so i can screencap and get an archive link to gloat that i told you about this before it mooned 10x.
marketcap of $15,200,638
>install app
>realize the entire premise is retarded
I suspect it will get a pump but can't see the devs actually delivering anything close to what is promised based on what they deemed worthy of public release.
>inb4 I'm called a FUDer by OP who hasn't installed the app
What is the reasoning in doing this? Is it datamining, and if so, how harmful is it realistically? Is there a more innocent reason?
I am thinking of participating in the ByteBall airdrop tomorrow, but I am skeptical obviously.
>>2975451
they steal your coins obviously
>>2975456
While I am sure they'd like to, I am not sure how they could based on the information you give and the security I have. Also, their code is open source and the past airdrops seemed to go fine.
But you're probably just trolling. I want to know the real deal.
So I was originally going to call for like-kind exchanges for bitcoin to altcoins, but I guess that's meh.
What if I bought a lot of bitcoin, and instantly put it into bittrex to trade for altcoins (which is what I did)? So the change in bitcoin value was immaterial to when I exchanged it for different altcoins. Can't I just consider those coins as the cost basis I had from bitcoin? This is going to be way too confusing and its pissing me off
>>2975273
Forex traders can't call EUR and USD like-kind trades, so why would you think that applies to BTC and alts?
You made a small capital gain or loss from BTC between when you bought it and when you bought the alts, so report that, then use the stepped up or stepped down basis for your alt gains/losses.
Not tax advice btw.
>>2975593
IRS defines cryptocurrency as property, but it's still "ehh, idk, probably wouldnt to ve conservative" from what ive read
>>2975273
I spoke to an accountant and he said crypto is treated "exactly like securities" meaning that any trade is a taxable event. so from what i understand, when you bought bitcoin and transferred them to bittrex, thats just considered a transfer but when you buy an altcoin - its treated as if you sold the BTC for USD and then bought the altcoin for the USD value. Therefore you'd be taxed on whatever BTC increased in value between the time you bought it (BTC) and the time you bought the altcoin.
this all applies if you a US citizen though. if you are in the EU i think your tax is easier and less depending on the country
???????
So I see on blockfolio myriad (XMY) is now worth 180 sats, up from 85 today.
>shit I set sell orders ranging from 90 to 125
>go on le bittrex
>404 on XMY page
>Bittrex kindly cancelled my sell orders for me
>sell at much greater profit
Also it peaked to 16k sats for for a few seconds.
Bittrex u drunk????
DEAR YES SIRS.
Now has come time. EspeR$ will value COIN. There will be very very very time rich on YOBIT!!
Buy buy now cheap for FORTUNE MOON COIN!!!!
WE ARE ESPER!!!!
MARINES!!
Sorry dear sirs. Pajeet is working rival company and spreading lies.Real chain is novaexchange. Pajeet bad people. Not me, I am Pajeet from espers. Yes, we have same name. Almost everyone is called Pajeet here.
>>2975160
this meme is garbage. fuck off
>>2975709
Fuk u madarchod daddy take care >:{(
Pleace find ESPER$ yobit i reqest
Help me out a little, /biz/.
I've been looking to invest for quite a while now, I have about $5000 (CAD) saved up for investing, and I have enough money to live comfortably for several months (I haven't done anything crazy like quit my job yet), but I'm having some trouble.
I'm a complete newbie to this whole stock trading thing. The only thing I have set up is an investment account with my bank, with money sitting inside it. The problem I'm having is actually trading the stocks. I have no idea how to buy or sell, nor do I know how to keep track of it. When I look online, all I'm told is that I should be careful and shit. Can anybody help me out?
tl;dr: How do I buy/sell stocks? How do I keep track of my investments?
Pump of the century?
Jumping aboard this one for sure
>>2975078
I....I was up $10,000 for about 2.5 minutes and didn't even know
>>2975183
xcpect a thick volume increase from that flash pump
so they renamed it and that's it?