/Biz/ wen from a semi mature community to a board resembling /pol/. I got into crypto thanks to biz and don't regret it one bit and it pains me to this this beautiful board ruined by newfags who constantly trash post shitty memes and scream REEE i am down 2%.
The last two weeks have been an emotional roller-coaster for a lot of the people here. All thanks to these newcomers who dont know how to trade and are dumkunts who are gullible enough to fall for shitty FUDS.
They do no market research, dont read whitepapers, dont follow reliable sources of info and expect x10 gains after HALF A DAY of holding. And when they fall flat on their expectations, they come on /biz/ and post REEEEE REEEEE REEEE REEEEE REEEE.
China news and JPmorgan fud legit showed how many dumbkunts there are on /biz/ and how many weakhands are out and about on this board.
They ruin crypto by simply being a part of it and most importantly they ruin the good old memes. Most of the original memes have now lost meaning. Mooning is just a shitty term thrown around at every shitty coin that has a 2-3% rise.
I am really aggro about all the good memes dying thanks to new fags.
Anyways, theres a few future yatch owners still out about on this board and they dont post shit like "get in on bat/Adex/Xshitcoin or you will regret it " every day for the past 3 consecutive months.
Yatch >>>>>>> lambo
These kids know nothing
I'm getting a Mercedes GTR
when will kidscoin moon
Who's going in? What do you think personal cap will be? How much monies will we make?
>>3496862
>not putting in 300 eth during the presale
>>3496862
name? i gotta fap
Ugh. Sauce op? Can I see this girl get fucked somewhere?
Moon when?
moon soon
then you get cute girl poon
her name shoon
she korean
not coon
enjoy this toon, anoon
ODN is much better my Friends!
>>3496871
pajeet pls go
don't you have some curry to deliver
you brown fuckmunch
I want to tell you that I like you guys.
I have been knowing 4chan for about 7 years and /biz/ only for about 1 week.
Like everyone, I gave up on English based imageboards, because run by normies.
But I recently could afford a little trading or investing and I put 3500 dollars in Crypto for the fun of it.
Knowing nothing about it, lost about 300 dollars with the dip and still didn't mind much because I don't care that much and "I invest only what I can afford to lose". I try not to gamble too much.
Still, you guys, are funny, your over the edge justified forceful memeing, the "I wish I could filter frogpictures", the forceful depression mixed up with real stress over loss, and actually doing something every second of the day.
Your kind of unhappiness healed a bit my depression.
I never really much posted on 4chan, but I want to say thank you(I am not giving you coins).
You deserve the mother of moon to cuddle you for ever in endless gains.
>>3496851
Thanks.
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>>3496851
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SOUND LIKE A FAG
ITS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE YOU IDIOTS SELL SELL SELL
Agreed it fell like nothing I seen before literally not even 24 hours ago
> It's going down sell!
> It's going up sell!
>>3496845
>dead cat refers to an asset that has lost its use, its value
>$25 BILLION flow back in less then 24 hours
No time to explain, just give me 0.001btc
1LCwdizpMuUb3tJBWZNhLoqnm68GQDGdjU
>>3496821
>reddit, the post
>>3496821
wow i love this tv show. Thanks for the chuckle. :) Sent!
>>3496870
Me too, sent! :)
Alright you guys,
What programming language do I need to fucking learn to get a good job in the next 3 -5 years?
t. poorfag
>>3496799
i hate this shit coin fuck
learn them all anon, theyre easily to pick up after the first
>>3496799
Python to be proficient with machine learning
Golang to be useful
Swift or C++ to build end user apps
Even if you aren't an expert, just be good enough to bullshit your way through the interview. I have a friend that makes $100k+ as a C# programmer and he still cracks his reference books at work a lot.
I have a $100. Dubs tells me what currency to invest in.
Doge
>>3496795
Dogecoin
Thc token
Check out this Paki's mining rigs. Cool stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM42JmJZNBU
SELL!!!!!!!!!! BTC IS BACKED BY ISIS!!!!!!
Lookin good, Pajeet.
>>3496798
THEY ARE MINING IOTA!!!!!!
guys i have a real problem. i'm 40,000 USD deep in cryptos
this shit better go up 10x by next year holy fuck. i dont know whats wrong with me . this is so speculative and half my shit is on some weird fake wallet that is literally just a code and anotehr one an exchange and anotehr is just a promise they'll give me tokens at some future date
wtf. i wasnt even bothered by the crash in last weeks, its understood this shit is volatile.
i have it in random coins and eth as well. but i dont know this is not good, but im doing it anyway. im literally bung 2/3 from ATH . not good
don't be a pussy now
there is so much fucking money out there that is just waiting to be made, if you lose 40 grand yeah that is bad but its not the end of the fucking world
what if that 40 grand becomes 400 million? As it is right now, once you sell and become a no coiner, you lose
cash out now if you dont have the balls for this
jpmorgan will dump their bags the question is when
>>3496740
>im literally bung 2/3 from ATH . not good
that's everyone here you retard
I work as a Bitcoin package manager. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world. I deal in CCP (Collateralized Crypto Packages), what we do is take twenty shitcoins, stitch those fuckers together, then you got a CCP, i call them bitcoin packages.
Next, I hire all my friends with the promise of wealth to get new blood on board, BAM bitcoin packages are selling like hot cakes.
I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to sell 3 bitcoin packages each giving me ~3000$ per. I find cryptos that dont exist and include them in my CCP's. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.
You really need this new crypto package, you will retire in a month!! Haha the stupid cunts just bought a fake meme coin, how stupid can you get.
The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money..
Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the jews have already created the greatest schemes in the world (Collaterized debt obligations) and by looking at past history you can augment them today and grow your money trees whilst also growing your nose. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the bitcoin packages game because you're too busy failing to realize the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.
Get in touch: [email protected]
Enjoy staying poor
start a diary queer
>>3496730
this is what will cause the collapse
banks bundling together yobit-based securities and getting them rated as low risk
bitcoin package costs $50 tho
Have you Taken the McAfee Pill yet???
He is /ourguy/ and single handily saved Bitcoin. MGTI is the Final pill.
>>3496692
Stick fucking stock is more volatile than even some of my shitcoins.
>>3496703
Not anymore its pretty much hand and hand with Bitcoin at this point maybe better, plus its really nice to sell for real cash whenever I want.
>>3496729
Listen, it just went from $4 to less than $2 in the span of like 4 days. It's super fickle, I'm considering diversifying into GBTC the Bitcoin fund.
see you faggots still don't understand what money is? It isn't really the shiny gold or crypto, those are just physical representations. At its heart, money is about trust between a borrower and lender.
Money, is essentially tied to the trustworthiness and capabilities of the borrowers. This is why the reserve currency shifted over time with the rise of empires, from the Spanish to the Dutch to the British and then to the USA.
The productivity of class of people is the most important thing when it comes to trust in a currency. An anonymous and distributed ledger is secondary.
You guys are basically putting your trust in a bunch of NEETs that they will somehow be productive and be so inventive they will invent the cure for cancer, etc and so their money should be worth a lot. Good luck with that. You have just lent all your money to a bunch of basement dwellers.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/k1og3a/the-colbert-report-niall-ferguson
>>3496657
and just in case you thick morons can't get it over your head. Imagine that there are two islands, one island is full of engineers, doctors and scientists, and the other island is full of primative man.
You don't care what the exact type of currency each use, you do know you want the labor and productivity, services and goods of the smart island, and not the latter, and this is what gives rise to the demand for currency.
You see, you are blind to the fact that the currency matters very little but it very much matters who are using the currency.
Cool story, bro!
Now, back to your cubicle you go.
>>3496709
But it doesn't fucking matter because Bitcoin is a global currency
IS THIS WHAT PURGATORY FEELS LIKE
NEITHER DEAD NOR ALIVE
NEITHER MOVING FORWARDS NOR BACKWARDS
NOTHINGNESS
WATCH ME DIP
>>3496623
FUCK SIACOIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THESE BAGS THEYRE SO SO SO SO FUCKING HEAVY
>>3496623
According to various delusional faggots, what happens to you after you die is purely your choice, or is rather dictated by your conscience. So if you beat yourself over the mistakes you've made, even if they aren't serious, you're gonna be stuck in this state of self-punishment until you feel like you've punished yourself enough. Meanwhile some sociopathic cunt could've killed and robbed people and be like "meh, whatevs g" and be on their way beyond.
Sounds like you're suffering for something which isn't even your fault. Don't stress over it lad.
did everyone get their dom tokens?
>mfw sitting on 500k
>>3496552
Yeah, got 3 million of those.
Now tell me: what are they good for?
>>3496570
I have no idea. Why aren't they on ED yet?
>>3496570
isn't that the coin you can stake super easily? I see twitter shills on it but the price has gone up too much for my taste
apparently you can stake for ridiculous % every day