Hey newfags
History lesson time
>DAO hack
>Vitalik plans to rollback Ethereum
>muh immutable contract
>muh vitalik evil cant be trust
>muh censorship!
>Ethereum Classic is the new king
>shitty website
>shitty dev team
>retards sell their Ethereum and All-in on Ethereum Classic 'the original vision'
>spam /biz/ and reddit nonstop
>Ethereum skyrockets
>ETC dead in the water
Hmmm something looks familiar here...
so what youre saying is BCC is about to explode
>>3121313
ETC has more of a future than Bcash
Except there is no Vitalik this time.
If Satoshi came out and backed one crypto, it would spell death.
>dude at work and i were talking, got to discussions about the weekend
>he mentions he's getting together with some friends to share memes/party on friday night
>thinking to myself, this sounds like some faggy shit
>told him sounds cool, where does he live
>asks me if i'm busy and want to come along
>stilll thinking this sounds lame af, but whatever, don't have too many friends, might go along
>dude says to bring any memes i want on a usb
>ok
>rock up at this guys house, a few people there, including 1 or 2 people from work but i don't know them well
>hand over my usb with memes
>tv is set up in the lounge room, snacks and drinks provided, pretty sweet but i was nervous and i think people noticed because i was sweating, but got talking to a few people
>people taking turns showing their memes on the tv, everyone laughing and having a good time, but mainly shitty memes about cats and whatever
>my time to shine arrives
>put in my usb memes of the usual funny shit, espers, buy high sell low, wojaks, etc
>nobody laughing wtf
>indian chick starts getting upset about the mooncoin meme
>apologise
>sit quietly by myself for the rest of the party feeling pretty embarressed
>party ends, host asks me for $5 to chip in for the snacks and stuff
>fuck - i have no cash on me, embarressment intensifies
>ask if he uses crpyto and i can send him some
>wtf is crypto anon
>explain to him for about an hour or 2, show him poloniex and how to buy btc
>leave after promising to pay him the $5 on monday
all in all i think it was a success for me socially, but the normie phase for crypto is ages away guys. people really don't understand crypto at all, the dude from work didn't even seem that interested after i explained it to him
also how should i explain the mooncoin meme if anyone talks to my boss about it? i figure it was a social occassion so no big deal.
>>3121306
i hope to god this is a joke or pasta and meme parties don't actually exist
>>3121306
Mfw my 10 yr younger brother told me he was going to a lan party
>d-did anybody kill themselves when they realized what they were doing?
Apparently not and apparently I'm the asshole
>meme parties
oh god
MOON MOON ME WANT MOON
FAILURE
THATS WHAT I AM, AND ALL ILL EVER BE
Why big blocks are retarded in under 3 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2941&v=iFJ2MZ3KciQ
Go into a Bitcoin hardfork, be ready to lose your real Bitcoin for a shitcoin.
>>3121234
>2 hour long video
>3 min
k
Watch minute 49:00 btw
I don't know why embed videos don't load at the time of the url.
Loaded correctly for me. Thank you OP, I was about to FOMO into buying BCH
Who else here held since the fork? I knew the pump was inevitable, I'm just mad I missed out on the accumulation.
Don't be scared by the bear trap, rally to .25 before the end of the weekend boys.
whats this coin retard
Had my hands hloded I would have 180k in value but my weak hands gained me just a fraction of that.
>>3121181
holding my 30 with dear life
Will I be taxed differently whether I buy and hold or day trade?
>>3121157
Yes you're taxed on every transaction. Crypto are treated like securities now. If you hodl you can step away for the screen for a few days and also not have to pay capital gains taxes next year.
>>3121196
Ty anon. Do you have to hold for a year to negate capital gains?
>>3121277
Depends what income bracket you fall into
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_gains_tax_in_the_United_States
This man is rumoured to be launching his own "Team10 Coin" within the near future
Will you invest in the alleged ICO if this turns out to be true?
fuck this faggot
>>3121149
We will call it EDB
>>3121149
I would accumulate as many coins as I could and keep the thing permanently tanked so any faggot that buys is a permanent bagholder.
Am I ever glad I didn't fall for this fucking meme.
Last time I looked at the price it was 1536 sats I refresh the page and it's 419 sats?!
Jesus fuck I pity whoever got scammed on this
>>3121128
hurr durr its a scam cus i no moon
suck a dick
i dont even own this shit
>implying it won't moon once the max supply is reached
He's cool. His predictions on the coming dumps are eerily accurate. A real life Morty.
He got me into crypto btc was 1k. Great guy
Follow his twitter for some sage advice @clif_high
Why the fuck do people think Africans will use blockchain.
>>3121060
they have mud houses for fucks sake
>>3121060
every single african adult has a smartphone
>>3121060
More like unbanking the banked, this coin needs to die already.
>These are fractals.
Get in before the next leg up
>>3121038
sorry not happening
>>3121038
just put in 5k, should get a nice double to party up this weekend with :) booze and weed :)
>>3121087
Continue being poor
DNT just smashed through 0.00004 BTC value
https://district0x.io/
>About to be confirmed for Bittrex trading
>Highest volume on liqui.io along with ZRX
Why aren't you buying already?
>>3121031
in at 3200. Would of been a lot earlier if the BTC deposit didnt take so long.
Pretty comfy right now.
It's true. Just got blockfolio alert. Holding forever
Last time I tried to deposit to liqui it took 7 hours. not gonna risk it
>it's another "everything is red and anon loses everything" episode
I mean, Ark isn't red
>>3121008
Nowhere near enough wojaks, biz has gone soft
LTC about to break ATH and you fags didn't buy... just shilling pajeet espers and chinks Neo.
You all deserve to be poor
>>3120986
not even close to all time high bud
You bought the Decred dip, right?
It's the most undervalued coin out there.
You mean the Decred toboggan ride to the bottom of the hill?
Holy shit I cannot wait to get rid of these bags
>>3120980
>It's the most undervalued coin out there.
prove it