I went for a haircut and my $10 an hour barber started talking about how he is investing in something called Bitcoin (I played dumb). A customer wearing a Manchester United t-shirt joined in the conversation and said he won a few hundred dollars on a slot machine and invested the winnings into Bitcoin because it will make him rich.
Sounds directly to be perfectly honest. Did you at least steer them towards bitbean? Sometimes you gotta throw these poor no-hopers a bone
Those are the signs the bubble is just begining. Buy now, hedge like crazy in 2-5 years with things look like they are going to bust. What is the best exchange for options? I'd like some 6 month call options. To the moon, boys! To the MOON!
>>3201462
You idiot. Normies investing is good. A high tide raises all ships that are not loaded with bags.
I ONLY BOUGHT 200 SOJOURN
Is it like a one man shill fest on this fucking coin whose daily volume is something I wipe my ass with?
What's the deal with that shitcoin why is it mooning
>>3147899
>SOJOURN
shill me father
I just bought 1.4 million of these little guys, how fucked am I /biz/?
I bought 6 million at 60 sats. I hope we're not fucked.
>>3147886
very
how much $ is that
Get in faggots—we're going to motherfucking Ganymede
I can't.
I sold at 7k for DGB and now I'm sitting at -50% on digibags instead of being up 100% comfy in civic.
better get into monaco, at least it's real and functioning
>>3147894
Right when there's not even a card out yet.
I'm talking about now. Not the 31st.
Am I doing it right?
>>3147866
Sure, good luck!
(Maybe get a little ETH at some point.)
So does anybody here report their earnings to the irs and if so how the hell do you report cryptocurrency earnings?!? I dont want to get in trouble for not reporting my profits
You buy high sell low until you run out, then buy more with your real paycheck. Never have to report earnings.
Ohyeah I use coinbase, kraken, and bittrex
I think there's a tax thing on Coinbase you can download. Just print it out and give it to the accountant and you're set.
Why are they falling? I thought Amazon was wowing investors with drone delivery, voice activated IoT tech and business buyups.
overvalued from a bunch of babbys doing their first investments ever. the same crowd who invested in snap chat after the IPO
>>3147779
The general market isn't doing too well right now.
i don't see it on bittrex
Solar eclipse. Solar coin.
This coin just hit an old support line from last year (right before it mooned). Check out the 1 day chart and you'll see it. It's currently at a yearly ATL. Right in time for the solar eclipse.
What say you /biz/?
>>3147778
if you would have gotten quads, I would have bought the shit out of this coin
>>3147778
It being the eclipse tomorrow would be the absolute perfect day to pump it
$100 by the end of the year!
This coin will be the true Russian coin, none of this ETH bullshit.
Are you going to let this opportunity slip? Do you want to be a broke ass motherfucker forever? Don't fucking come back here crying because you jumped in too late.
LONG LIVE THE EMER!
Don't forget me
Nice another emerbro here. We are the emermarines!
this is set up for a moon right now for a nice short term gain and then price should settle down between 40-50k later.
any discord servers here on biz that discuss crypto?
no, sorry man
>>3147723
Not one, can you believe it
https://discord.gg/UTp6bCU
*creates new crypto currency*
*no one uses it*
>>3147750
Woah, just like all the coins available right now.
>>3147750
*comes up with most unlikely scenario*
>>3147701
im not buying your bags.
only if you buy monaco now
>>3147701
Finally got rid of my bags club. It's been a long ride, DGB.
Hi /biz/,
What are your 'sleeper' coins that you think could 5x or more in the months to come?
And your reason (upcoming developments, roadmap items, dates of interest, etc)
>>3147661
>>3147661
If I tell you fuckers then the price will go up. No thanks,
>>3147748
Isn't that the point?
I was looking up projects like OmiseGo and yet again saw another token woman. Have any of you ever been in a tech environment with a 'woman' like that?
Do they do anything at all? Do they have any knowledge? Do they have anything to offer? Like do they know they are only there because of their gender and they're pretty much dumb as bricks? Shit is pissing me off and turning me off from crypto, as 2-3 years ago people actually took these projects seriously and wouldn't be caught dead making such hires.
>>3147654
Chill out dude theyre just there to suck dicks in time of duress and highlight shit
>>3147654
sent ;)
>>3147654
That woman is both more intelligent and probably richer than you will ever be.
>spent my projected +20% net worth increase on a weekend trip
>gains aren't going to cover it this week
Will btc rally to a million already
>>3147635
you forgot rule #1 dumbass.
never put more money in than what your willing to lose.
stop wasting your money until you have disposable income you cuck