***DAILY REMINDER***
Here's a list of things you'll fail to do today:
>You won't clean your room
>You won't exercise
>You won't get a job
>You won't get laid
>You won't get a wave from a female
>You won't get eye contact from a female
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
>You won't get the best play of the game
>You won't install gentoo
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
>You won't create a new meme
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
But I will get dubs Paco
mexico was a mistake
>You won't clean your room
True
>You won't exercise
False (I walked 15 minutes today, yes I went outside)
>You won't get a job
True (Although I'm really trying)
>You won't get laid
False (My fat friends-with-benefits female friend stopped by today)
>You won't get a wave from a female
False
>You won't get eye contact from a female
False
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Truey (I haven't played Vidya in months)
>You won't get the best play of the game
True
>You won't install gentoo
True (But who cares?)
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
True T__T
>You won't create a new meme
False
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
True
>>865551
don't remind me faggot OP
>>865569
no no no, check this dubs!
>>865551
pls don't post this every day my fragile state of mind can't handle it
>>865692
only real losers that are ready to kill themselves get dubs. check em
neither will you
>>865551
>You won't install gentoo
T. Archfag
Alright anons, should I waste money and go out tonight again with my friends and tick off the easiest things off that list:
>wave/eyecontact/hug from a female
And invite my oneitus out too, knowing I'll be chilling with friends so it doesn't matter if she doesn't show?
>Actually don't have oneitus... two girls I'm crushing on will be at this thing.
or do I stay at home, wank, and maybe do something productive?
>>You won't install gentoo
Fuck off nerd.
>>867289
>he knows what oneitus is
kek
>>865551
You know me well,how is (x) these days.
>>865723
You were saying?
Check my dubs