I AM LITERALLY NAKED
Get a fan. Turn on the AC.
Also, a Canadian bitching about hot? That's cute. That's adorable.
Come to the southern ends of the US where it gets oppressively hot and humid. Where, even when you have a fan, it doesn't really help much and you better pray your AC is working or else you could very well die. Waking up at odd hours, gasping for air because of how awful it is. To make matters worse, you're unfortunate enough to live in a house near enough to some godawful man made lake that only adds to the humidity and you don't make nearly enough to move out.
A Canadian complaining about being so hot that they're naked. Fucking adorable.
I'm wearing this!!!! Waaaaaaaaahhh lets switch please! pleeeeeaaaase!
Where I live, it gets so bad that people do end up dying pretty much annually. Every summer you hear about how this person died, or how that person died, all because of the heat and humidity. There's constant reminders to stay indoors during the height of summer, and to drink plenty of water. Also, most people who live here are overweight, and that only makes it worse.
I will never understand how anyone would willingly live this far south (outside of how cheap it is), and say that they prefer warmer weather to cooler.
Colder weather is the best! You get to bundle up and wear all sorts of great things! In the heat, down here, you just.... slowly suffer.... and take plenty of cold showers.
Also, 24 (~75) is TOO HOT!? Are you fucking out of your mind?
Christ! Here, it reaches in the upper 90s (fahrenheit) daily, with the nights being around maybe the low 80s/hig 70s. And it only gets worse. In another few weeks it'll be 100+ for a while. It's like this from the later parts of April until maybe near the middle of October. Then it gets very gray, and very bleak.
I wish it were as "hot" here as it is there for you. I'd be comfortable.
I know that feeling, it's like 18 degrees here, I can't even get to sleep.