Are you a normie, fellow /bant/er?
>>860400
>feelsvirginman
>>860519
mummy says she loves me :^)
>>860519
At least you have 10+ friends
>>860519
I'm the opposite of you.
>>860400
Also BINGO!
>it's worse than I thought
>>860677
how many for normie?
>>860636
>have had sex in a public place
fugg, chads on /bant/
>>860636
>have had sex in a public place
Nice
>>860400
Rate
Only the social network one...
>>860400
I used to go out most weekends but grew out of it. Do I win anything?
>>860400
I think the standards are too high.
>>860400
>>860400
Well fuck.
>>860861
One was in the back of a walmart loading zone over the hood of (her) car.
>fuckin' classy
Another was in the middle of an orchard with another girl bent over the trunk of my car.
>twas better
Also, handjobs, blowjobs, and make out fun in various parks and playgrounds.
Outside, is literally just another place to have sex.
How is smoking weed and having sex in public a "normie" thing? I can excuse the former, but the latter is done by disgusting degenerates.
>>861040
>is literally just another place to have sex
I guess that's true if you have sex regularly. To me is just another unreachable fantasy though.
>>861083
>smoking weed
>not degenerate
>>861083
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
There's excitement in thinking you could get caught at any moment.
>>860400
>not having a crew of autistic neet friends to play games and get wasted
>>861306
This
Gotta have a sperg crew so you don't kill yourself
>>860519
>>860636
>>860816
>>860874
>>861027
>>861030
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I got 7, how many is normie level?
>>860816
go back to R E D D I T ya fag
>>861306
>>861348
>mfw too autistic to have even autistic friends
>>860400
>4
What does this make me, then?
>>861400
how can you be over 20 and not do all these things
>>861404
You'll meet plenty if you go to STEM university. That's how I met most of my crew
>>861430
This. You don't even have to be remotely 'normie' to accomplish these incredibly average feats.
>>861141
Reality is what you make it brother, Reality sucks and is depressing because you are too smart to be happy with your surroundings. Change either your perceived intelligence or your surroundings and your depression will morph into a less draining feeling, allowing you to manipulate how others perceive you and thus deliver you to a land of opportunity and pussy that you quickly find out is no better.
tl;dr
Just focus on job . education and sex will come eventually. The first two are more important for happiness anyway.
>>861462
I study CS and I hate every single one of the people here
khv reporting
>>860400
rate
>>860400
Most of this shit I did when I was younger, and somehow semi-able to fit. Late teenage years were the best for me. Dunno what the hell happened
I am 100% normie free I had done none of these
Haha normies with happy good lifes
Haha...
I want to die
Depression.jpeg
>>860400
I just wanna lose my virginity already
>>860400
were all gonna make it
That's good I think
I only did the prom thing because a girl at my church asked me to go out with her friend whose date ditched he last minute after she rented a dress and everything
>>860400
I kind of have a job, but not exactly.
>>864411
how come? you a hooker?
Please pull my plug.