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What's the most interesting way you've masturbated?

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>about a year ago
>bought an onahole
>meant for nip penis
>hurt when I put it in
>nonicethings.midi
>discussing recyclable things yesterday
>someone says banana peels can be re-used as fleshlights
>one very brown banana left on my counter
>have to shower anyways
>eat the banana and sit on the shitter
>pic related
>8/10
My dick looked like a fat turd after, but I would recommend.
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Go have to go >>>/b/ack
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No nude posting
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>>858920
You know those rubbery toys with light balls in them that turn on when you hit it? Turns out they feel pretty similar to tenga eggs. 9/10 cheapest sex toy ever.
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>>858920
Go /back fucking degenerate.

/Bant is a pure board

Saged
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>>858990
Before putting these cancerous balls on my penis, i would cut off a finger.
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When I was young I had this bed which was pretty much two matresses on top of each other so I fucked the space between them. The best time was when I put a bunch of ham in a ziploc bag and put that between the matresses. I was like 12 back then and still didnt jizz whe I orgasmed, so the dry orgasms felt pretty strong and I could keep going forever and fap to simple shit like lingerie catalogs or if I was lucky some softcore porn movie at midnight with the tv on mute
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>>858990
More like these. The material is more stretchy and the spikes are soft and flaccid.
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>>858920
> posts penis on /bant/
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>>859094
Because I'm not a larping piece of shit (in this case).
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I attached the cardboard thing inside a paper towel to a vacuum hose and stuck my dick in, the cardboard thing squished around my dick in an oval shapeand I positioned it so there would be a lot of suction on the really sensitive part. I came quick.
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>>858920
Lmao, honestly? That's amazing. Why haven't you killed yourself yet? It would be so easy to go out and buy some heroin and die a painless death. It's clear your life is miserable to be able to produce such an annoying shitstain on a /random/ board, let alone ever be able to fit into society.
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>>858920
Jerked off into my converse. Feels so fucking good but I'm worried about possible infections. I'm bleaching my converse, so that'll clean em. Then I'll never wear them again except on my cock
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>>858920
at the barbers under the blanket thing he puts over you so you dont get hair over your clothes
ran the jizz threw my hair when he turned around
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