Guys who look like this have a 300% chance to fuck your gf
>being a shartburger
>thinking you can order people around on a manchurian tap dancing forum
I don't know which one is more embarrassing.
You mean a whore right?
GF's don't exist
It's a part of social construct
Women are a part of property
Women have the instinct to hop on another mans dick if it's long enough
They will never love you