I just found out that Americans put butter in their coffee. I

Scum of the earth

Who the fucking puts butter in their coffee

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>>855383
>be american

>>855383
The ultimate burger pill: put peanut butter into coffee coke

it sounds weird until you realize heavy cream is just half butter and half buttermilk

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>>855383
I dont know man, how the hell they eat all their greasy shit. I cant function properly if i eat something oily fat greasy like a burger, makes me wanna lay down. And i once worked out 2 hours after i ate a big greasy burger with fries, i was feeling like shit and wanted to puke.

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>>855383
>>855401
>>855417
>>855419
>>855441

>>855383
Don't make me come over and walk in your microwave with my shoes on.

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>>855419
Holy shit cellmate, dont give them ideas.

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>>855440
WHO BUTS CREAM IN A COFFEE

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>>855383
>next thread
>did you know that Americans rape their sisters daily? I want to make a thread but i'm at a loss of words
>responses
>wow i can't believe they do that wow that's terrible i just can't believe it unlike us civilized Europeans amiriteguis?

>>855441
> makes me wanna lay down
Do you even lift

>>855383
I put butter in my tea instead of milk during winter.

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>>855383

I live in the most American state (Texas) and have yet to see even one moron from this cancerous truck-riddled pretend-cowboy playing state.

>>855460
they dont have lattes in the emirate of bongistan?

>>855383
Its called suicide coffee and yes its a real thing. You take it in the morning with nothing to eat. The caffeine kicks up metabolism and uses the butter as fuel. And since the body is consuming fat it continues to consume fat(body fat) until you have your first meal.
At least thats how its supposed to work in theory
Also see >>855440

>>855499
this
I bet these fucking Euros bitch about
>lol you get all your info from Breitbart
but then will listen to some random bong and get their info from them

>>855499
That actually sounds ok, if I didn't drink (((energy drinks))) in the morning I might actually try this.

Also AMERICA!!

>>855383
no i don't

>>855383
>be american
>drink your coffee with butter in it
>get a stroke
>healthcare bill $9999999
>get shot

>>855499
this is how we stay so thin on the left side of the pond

>>855499
Ah yes, I heard it's a keto thing, right?

>>855383
thats fucking nasty not all of us are that bad

>>855499
Sorry i ment to say bulletproof coffee

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>be american
>put peanuts in coke
>put butter in coffee
>put lime in beer
>put celery in juice
>put pickles on sticks
>call Europeans fags for drinking beer at cellar temperature

>>855533
Yeah buddy and not all niggers are criminals yeah right

>>855410

Americans obviously, they put butter on everything.

>>855563
>burgers innovate on tons of cool food shit
>yuropoors cant even chill their beer

>>855539
'Suicide' suits it better

>>855583
>peanuts and coke
>lime in beer
>celery in juice
>pickes on stick
>innovation
kek

>>855583
If they ever start using refrigeration, they'll appreciate not having to dig holes in the ground to chill their beer.

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I just found out Brits literally get arrested for "antisocial behaviour"
>Pic related
>If this doggo was a person he'd be given an "ASBO"

>>855383
I found out a few years ago that France has been doing this for quite a while.

>>855669
But don't the French put butter in everything

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>>855583
Our definition of "beer" differs quite drastically from the transparent, cheap Dutch pilsner shit you drink.

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>>855454

>>855499
Except it doesn't work unless your body is already engaged in ketosis (takes 4-5 days), otherwise you are literally a fucking retard.

>>855696
Ok but alcohol isn't halal so don't let the sharia patrol find out

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>>855583
>"innovate"

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>>855715
we also put ketchup on everything, faggot

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>be A

>>855696
>Dutch pilsner
That's like saying "Swedish champagne"

>>855383
Isn't that called covfefe?

>>855383
I have never heard of anyone putting butter in their coffee.

Would it not make it a bitch to wash? Wouldn't it leave a greasy residue even after dishwashing?

Americans put opiates in their coffee.

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>>855715
>>855608
>tries to make fun of lack of innovation
>is polish and russian
ha ha

>>855634
yea, except by "antisocial behavior" it means doing things that would be against public safety like drinking in certain places or graffiti on a building

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You guys should stop being mean to each other and be peacefuls :3

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>>856150
Satania is cute

Weirdos.

>>855383
>be American
>want to boil water
>no microwave

>be American
>be far superior nation
>trigger all Yurokeks with impressive BB gun collection

You sepps are alright. Little retarded in the slow autistic kid that no one wants to play with kinda way but still alright

>>855383
>butter
I use margarine thank you very much

>>855383
I prefer raw hamburger meat in my coffee and my wife likes hers black.

>>856324
Do you also prefer I Can't Believe It's Not Coffee?

>>855383
>Coffee
>Not drinking tea

>>855383
DO butter and coconut oli. a tea spoon of each and it will taste like vanilla

>>855383
No we don't

WTF!

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>be American
>put milk in a bag

I have never heard of anyone doing this

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I put redbull in my coffee
It's called nitro coffee

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>be american
>microwave water

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>>857012
>le damage control

>>857028
It sounds nasty

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>>855383
They literally eat butter deep fried on a stick, are you really that surprised?

>>857012
It's a Cali-dork thing

>>855479
You mean like, in August? Hahahaha

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>>857048
Tell me yo are joking, Medpack-kun.

>>855483
Please leave my state and go back to California or wherever the he'll you're from.

>>857097
no this is real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter

>>856934
A handful of paleo faggots do, actually. But not in general, no.

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>>857097
We deep fry anything
Even water

>>855499
>>855511
>>855533
>>855699
>>856999
>>857111
This is now a get thread

>>857158
OH Sweden

>>857178
Yes Ahmed?

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>>857048
What the fuck

>>855539
keto is suicide anyway so yeah it fits

>>857205
Pot calling kettle black; the post

>>855383
It's pretty delicious but you can't just put a pat of butter in there. You need to have it prepared properly or it's disgusting.

>>857287
Stfu Tyrone

63

>>857311
Nice dubs Borat

>>855383

It's tasty with margarine. However, you will "get fit" or I don't know what with this shit.

>>855383
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/the-best-part-of-waking-up?utm_term=.rjzegp5eD#.fuKJ5rwJj

>>855383
don't knock it till you ktry it

>>855383
no we dont bread boy

i actually believed the op for a second, I knew a guy who told me that a curl of butter in hot chocolate is a thing. im not sure but i think he was american or travelled frequently to america or something

i tried it, it was too much. the kind of thing you have on your birthday if your birthday is in winter but its too much to have regularly

a scoop of ice cream in a coffee like a float, tho, thats some good shit

>>855485
you dont use cream in a latte, you use 2% milk

even using 3.25% will fuck up the foaming

>Be American
>Got my backpack ready for the day
>It's full of jars of mayonnaise and butter to keep me going for my 100 yards walking challenge.

Itt: butt hurt burgers.

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>>855383
I actually tried this once when I was out of milk. Instant nausea. At least they don't put lard in it...

>>855410
In fact, russians did.
Why? Because back in WWII butter was better since it didn't expire as soon as milk and didnt freeze

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>Scots deep-fry chocolate
>Americans drink soup out of cups
>Mexicans mix chocolate powder with water instead of milk
>French people throw away the cone after finishing the ice cream
>Belgium eats fries with mayonnaise
>Poles also put butter in their coffee

What other degenerate things do people do with food in your/other countries?

>>858681
>Mexicans mix chocolate powder with water instead of milk
im pretty sure everywhere does that, its for poor people

personally, i prefer it because the powder never mixes nicely with cold milk and im too lazy to boil the milk properly, and most hot chocolate powder has milk solids in it these days

>Belgium eats fries with mayonnaise
quebec does this too, its horrid
ive also seen people put mayonnaise on pizza, and little cups of sauce to dip pizza in have taken off like hot cakes

like nigger theres sauce on the pizza wtf r u doin

>>855383
>I have nothing to say
>Better make a thread
A true shitpost. Hey, did you know Brits drink tea??? Brb making a thread about it.

>>858655
uh, bruh....

>>855513

It's not bad. Key is very small amount of butter. Like 1/4 teaspoon maximum.

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>>855383
We do not, motherfucker.

>>856323
dude wtf are you saying australia? your a fucking mongoloid

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>>855383
What the fuck is this nonsense?

Who lied to you like this?

Was it the fucking Russians?

>>855383
Living in america now but from canada originally.

I've known people that do this in both countries. It's pretty good if you do it right. Gives it another level of flavor and makes it a lot creamier.

The trick is to put it in with the beans. You put it in the cup and it all just floats to the top. You put it in the beans and the filter helps to hold back the fattier parts.

Shit's cash/10

>>855383
Death to America

>>855441

people always say stuff like this to make it sound like they have exquisite taste in food and are healthy eaters but i think it says more about your weak-ass constitution than anything else

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Tried this stuff once. Really smooth, surprisingly creamy for using just butter. Even has it's own diet.

https://blog.bulletproof.com/rapid-fat-loss-protocol/

>>855383

Add some brown sugar and you have butterscotch!