manx ama

>>854743
are you alzheimers?

>>854743
are cats better than dogs?

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>>854749
I don't remember

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>>854754
we have magic cats that don't have tails, so cats are better

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How many fidget spinner posters are there?

what's your favorite color

>>854790
3 i think

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>>854801
Which one are you? The anime posting one? The kissing posting one?

>>854791
blue, i think.
weirdly this has been the hardest question so far

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>>854743
Are you hikari poster?

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>>854815
i'm the anime faggot

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>>854829

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>>854829
D-do you l-love me?

>>854829
Could you green text us THE history of the feet-wheel land?

>>854866
>we are named after the celtic god of the sea
>we never did anything important
>we were an internment camp during ww2
>our government is incompetent
>we are famous for a bike race that all the locals hate
I don't think I forgot anything

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>>854743
Do you like coke with peanuts?

>>854878
cool, danke

>>854891
I keep meaning to try it, but I never remember to buy peanuts

>>854743
why haven't the three of you had an orgy yet?

>>854914
you mean the 3 manx posters?
i've never met any of the others, at least not to my knowledge

>>854891
Hey, Hanz
Haben Sie schon mal Käse mit Kaffee gegessen? Ein Stück Käse in eine Tasse Kaffee

>>854926
Would you meet the two other posters in person if we set it up for you?

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>>854933
Ekelhaft. Bitte begeh umgehend Selbstmord

>>854743
Where are your parents

>>854939
I would, simply out of curiosity. I want to know what the average poster looks like

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>>854933
Was machst du? Deutsche wöllen nie auf Deutsch sprechen.

>>854743
Do you love men?

>>854953
at the age of 12 your parents take you away from the shire and abandon you as a rite of passage, I haven't seen them for 7 years

>>854743
how fast is your internet connection? would it be worth it to move there just to have a rare flag?

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>>854963
AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA SO FUNNY

>>854987
2megs/down 0.5megs/up for 30 dollars (equivalent) a month don't move here if you dislike motorbikes or the outdoors. you will be bored as fuck

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>>854990
Thanks.

>>854947
Schade :(
Danke für Ihre Zeit, Kraut

>>855010
not too far off from my current situation, buying a plane ticket now

>>854957
Es tut mir leid, Burg. Ich lerne Deutsch.
Aber fuck you and seus familiares desu

>>855014
>>854947
from my limited german knowledge from school what I gathered here is that brazil anon asked the german if he likes cheese in his coffee and the german anon told him to go kill himself?

>>855010
What's the island like? Do you have nice forests or any great landmarks

>>855039
Yes. My mother likes this shit. Thought it might be some kind of sick kraut tradition just like the peanut one

Shit I like your "country"! Your flag is just 11/10. How does it feel to live in such a small place?

>>855042
the whole island is covered in forest basically, a lot of it looks really nice.
as for landmarks we have some nice tourist destinations with a lot of history but nothing too exciting

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>>855037
Warum bist du so unhöflich!? Ich habe nichts gemeint

>>855063
Is it possible to go innawoods where nobody will disturb you or is it more of an overcrowded island like Malta? Also what career opportunities are there?

>>855061
I suppose it's not much different from living in the british countryside, the biggest difference being that I can drive from one side of the island in about 25 minutes

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>>854743
Is it true that Isle of Man is the last bastion of patriarchy?

>>855068
Entschuldigung, Burg!
Frieden über alles, lassen wir Frens sein?

>>855086
Are there skate parks there?

>>855086
How do you do with kids sports? For example here teams will play one another and if there aren't any close teams they just drive a bit further

>>855081
>>850351
in this thread I go for a walk through a plantation that is about a 15 minute walk from my house. I didn't see a single other person for over 2 hours.
as for careers, computing and engineering is massive over here, and is constantly being pushed in schools

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>>855089
yep

>>854743
How many rpm do you make?

>>855106
if by skate parks you mean with skateboards and bikes there is one less than 5 minutes away from my house, and loads more all around the island

Test

>>855122
Isle of Straight White Man when?

Do you own a motorcycle?

>>855109
for sports the island is generally split into 5 sections, north south west and 2 in the east, where the capital is, and for most sports we also have an island team that goes away to play

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>>855099
Okay. Ich wollte nur dich warnen aber ich sehe, dass du jetzt weißt. Deutsche sind so unhöflich, deswegen rede ich mit ihnen nicht oft und niemals auf Deutsch

>>855128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0

>>855192
no but I plan on getting on in the next couple of years

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>>855209
Hallo tsumugi

hello friend

>>855235
i'm half irish does this make us friends?

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>>855224
Hallo. Es tut mir leid. Ich wöllte dir reden aber wenn du auch Tsumugi postest, kann ich einfach nicht viel posten. Aber ich denke jetzt, dass du Tsumugi gut postest. Danke

>>855253
of course you're island belongs to us

>>855269
my german is really being tested in this thread

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>>855269

>>855275
Your*

>>855275
i'll have you know that the isle of man is a crown dependency of great britian and we do not belong to the irish

>>855253
for what its worth im half irish too

inb4 mick bitch about it maybe you should have beamed less genetic stuff into aus cunts

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>>855291
it's treason then

>>855317
I actually lived in ireland for a year, it was pretty nice desu

>>855317
lulz the isle of man is under full australian control fuck off iretard they're with us

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>>855346
No! Isle of man is under full Swedish control!

>>855332
nice, whereabouts? the isle looks extra comfy I really want to visit. What are some common tourist activities?

>>855346
fuck off ya cunt

>>855387
only if you can convince my great grandmother that banshees aren't actually real

god damn it

>>855063
What forrests? Are you blind or something

>>855414
I know they are called plantations, I was just making it easier to understand

>>855403
lol you're definitely Irish my grandad terrified me as kid with banshee folklore

>>855414
there's two of you? why don't you meet up and suck each other off?

>>855437
We are literally just full of cows and racism. Get your facts right

>>855444
checked
there's three of them

>>855387
I spend a year in dublin with my grandmother before she died

>>855444
I know OP irl so no thanks. And I'm a lesbian.

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>>855063
"Covered in trees"
Basically the whole island is one big field of cows apart from 2 or 3 plantations. The only decent town is the capital, Douglas. The rest of the island is shitty council estates or old dilapidated shacks with inbred fucktards living in them. Also don't let this picture deceive you, the weather is usually shit and its still not fucking warm even if the sun does come out.

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this is a really comfy thread desu

Does this incline you guys to meet IRL?

I know both the people here and neither of them are not the usual anons. they've come to this thread because I blocked them on social media they've come to be fucking annoying.
piss off

>>855495
Ur the little dwarf who everyone dubs "the school shooter". If u really don't want me to talk to you then that's fine, i'm just acting as a sort of suicide watch.

>>855495
I think that's the best joke you've ever told

>>855480
this thread WAS really comfy

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this thread went from comfy to uncomfortably heated pretty fast

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>>855525
is the manx lesbian a cute redhead lad that's all i wanna know

>>855552
I wouldn't say I'm cute, but I'm ginger

>>855525
How'd they find you whyd you tell them you frequent /bant/

>>855510
>>855508
Is he an irl autist

Also do you consider yourselves British or do you inventory as an independent people?

And what are your accents like. Do you have a British accent or a distinct one?

>>855580
Idenrofy*

>>855590
Fuck

>>855480
please post more nice art

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>>855580
they could be fully english or they could be mixed

>>855601
sure

>>855580
I would say British (unless Corbyn becomes PM) because to be honest our island doesn't deserve to be somewhat independent and both my parents are English. Quite a few Irish and Manx people hate being called British though. There is a Manx accent but I have British. Ill leave u to guess if he's autistic

>>855508
>>855510
leave this board

>>855580
I'd say I'm Manx, on the other hand. I have a scouse accent. The Manx accent is only found in Peel these days.

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>>855508
>>855510
No bully!

Test

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>you will never have a qt ginger manx gf

are you from isle of man?

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>>855658
>>you will never have a qt ginger manx bf

>>855670
I think so

>>855475
>I know OP irl so no thanks. And I'm a lesbian.
Bait.

>>855705
it's not bait they're just being complete cunts

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>>855476
So how many people live on the isle, And how armed are they?
/k/ here, Asking for reasons.

>>855724
you never answered me is she cute? Why haven't you made her eat the cummies yet broe

can you isle of men own guns more easily than the faggots on the british island?

and how expensive are your houses over there?

>>855748
house prices are ridiculous, guns are about as hard to get as in the uk

>>855727
the area i live in, in Dublin population is ALMOST half their entire inhabitants It's very smol

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>>855764
>house prices are ridiculous, guns are about as hard to get as in the uk

Well shit. Looks like i won't be moving to isle of man.

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>>855764
Good to know good to know.
If you were to estimate what the UK government's response time would be in the event of an emergency on the isle what would you say?

>>855764
>house prices are ridiculous
even the shacks? wow

not sure if I should move there just to have a rare flag

>>855764
>>855727
Before I fuck off I must correct you. Most farmers have guns. To get a firearm you must have a license which you pay for and complete a course in gun safety (or something like that). You also need to have a secure gun cabinet and that's it. Some people I know own shotguns and I used to do rifle shooting at a club.

>>856050
6-12 hours.
you're asking some very specific questions....

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>>856074
So prettymuch the exact same deal as with the rest of rural europe. Not a whole lot of resistance.
>>856075
I'm just curious is all

>>855727
There's 84 thousand of them

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>>856075
Are you cute? And do you have a nice butt or dick?

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>>856146
84 thousand, Near half of them live in the capital meaning unlikely to be armed, Those in rural areas presumably limited to neutered, mostly manual action weapons, Potentially half a day before a major force can intervene... The odds aren't that bad.

>>856194
plus they're a minor island on the outskirts of britain and ireland, I doubt the enemy will go there first, it's not a very strategic position

>>856287
the only issue is that we are surrounded by ireland and britain, so you would have to enter from either above or below, this would raise suspicion and reduce the amount of time you have to take us over

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>>856313
Don't need to take the isle over fully, Just entrench yourself in the capital deep enough that the limeys can't get you out without massive civilian casualties. Make your forces wear domestic garb to better blend with the civilian hostages and what have you. The invaders would most likely lose eventually without aid from other players on the field but no matter what the isle would feel the damage more than anyone else.