***DAILY REMINDER***
Here's a list of things you'll fail to do today:
>You won't clean your room
>You won't exercise
>You won't get a job
>You won't get laid
>You won't get a wave from a female
>You won't get eye contact from a female
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
>You won't get the best play of the game
>You won't install gentoo
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
>You won't create a new meme
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
Where is the fishing pole?
>>851221
Because this is my nightmare
Why would i be naked in the library?
>>851221
(You.)
>>851221
>You won't clean your room
Not gonna argue here you're probably right
>You won't exercise
This too
>You won't get a job
Already have one and it's my day off nigger
>You won't get laid
No but tomorrow I probably will
>You won't get a wave from a female
Got one yesterday
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Getting a haircut later so probably will
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Wish I could, too bad I have shit to do
>You won't get the best play of the game
idc
>You won't install gentoo
Why would I not just keep using my pc as it is?
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
I was talking to her last night
>You won't create a new meme
idc
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
idc
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
>implying this isn't the best kind of nightmare to be in
>>851221
>>851221
Keep this shit in r9k please.
>>851221
I literally just got a job 10 mins ago, no word of a lie anon. Good pay as well for unskilled labour.
>>851221
stop pushing your insecurities over us, under aged basement scum
>>851221
>>You won't get the best play of the game
shit game
>>851221
Already done half these today, nigger
>>851221
>>You won't create a new meme
That's where you're wrong kiddo