*blocks your path* only Americans can pass

>>849279
Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?

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>>849279
... that's not a real American. And for that HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU.

how 'bout your little bro?

>>849314
We're all Americans deep down brother. Moot made us all one with the burgerfat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA

>>849314
hmmm...it depends on the poster but you may pass

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>>849279
fuck off cunt let me in

>>849358
This is our true enemy, fuck the Australians. You guys are cunts.

>>849279
ey boy here's a bud

We need a based Malaysia in this thread

Also check em

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>>849378
you guys are fat and get shot

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>>849378
ameri-kun pls let me in ;_; i like guns and fat people too

>>849378
nah, aussie children are assholes but the adults are quite respectable and nice.

>>849279
Got any bubblegum?

>>849358
Non-American detected.
your path has been indefinitely blocked

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>>849279
American and proud

>>849414
blocked by your fat ass on the mobility scooter

>>849448
>>849406
Fuck this guy.
>>849407
Don't fuck this guy. He is my Australian Nergo.
>>849409
Isn't that most societies' children?

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>>849448
No, blocked by this

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>>849412
all out
>>849406
pic related cunt

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>>849448
>he thinks this is an original joke
Aren't you Aussies supposed to be clever, original and funny?

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Move or i will erase you from existence Human Duke.

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>>849469
>>849462
>>849455

>>849494
nah cunt aslong as i get a reaction its all good cunt

>>849535
This is someone who never gives up, a true American!

>>849562
>>849535
>forgetting America's whole gimmick of creating an enemy to wage war with
God, you are really stupid aren't you. Do you even Military Industrial Complex Bro?

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>>849513
You're american so you may pass
>>849535
amusing image...yes very funny indeed...just the right amount comedy injected into it. Pretty good. Leaves a savory taste in my mouth, your meme you just posted. Well done. But today i may be fat (i'm not actually) but tommorow i won't be. Today you are Australian and tommorow you will be Australian and you will always be until the day of your death (which is likely soon given your hostile environment)

>>849588
do you even get off the mobility scooter bro?

>>849598
>not having drones do the work for you

>>849594
you will always be amerifat until the day you die of heart failure

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>>849618
>not being able to get off the mobility scooter

>>849279
>▲
>▲▲

>>849571
this
>>849562
>>849622
>>849628
do you ever regret the fact you can't shoot the emus and abos when they rob you? in america we can shoot coons.

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>>849651
forgot pic related

>>849628
>not having the drones help you stand up

>>849651
nah mate
hard gun laws = no school shooting

>>849279
>only Americans can pass
What a surprise!
Americans trying to control what other people do.
Quite unusual. Hope you brought along some help.

>>849685
>>849690

Do australian cucks call the male that cucks them emus?

>>849279
Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?

>>849682
do you have drone to do maccas runs?

>>849690
>>849685
So many goddamned Australians, do you guys just rise up out of pits of booze to scoff at Amerifats?

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>>849279
American and proud

>>849715
yea cunt the reactions are gold
when they cant think of anything they start saying shit like
>muh army
>muh guns
its gold mate

>>849711
Actually I can get it delivered to my house

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>>849748
>t. butthurt can't have any guns
>>849734
you may pass of course

>>849748
What do Australians have anyway besides a sense of dignity because neither of us have that

>>849766
fuck you cunts are living the dream

>>849772
>m muh guns n sheit

>>849785
i dont know anymore

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>>849809
Look i don't want to argue anymore. I'll send you a burger and tip you if you apologize

>>849829
fuck no i dont want that american cheese shit
anyway i gots to go get attacked by emus now
if we meet again we can go bully some germans next

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>>849859
Okay deal.
If you want though i can come over and bring 1/5 of my 160 gun arsenal. I was planing on giving them to some kid without checking his background but i think you need them more

>>849888
Trips confirm, American diplomacy wins everyone eventually. You can't live with us but you can't live without us.

>>849279
blow it out your ass

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>>849911
Dubs

>>849938
Ah, our former territory. Sorry about the whole imperialism thing. We were just going with the flow.

>>849957
Let me be honest and say we should've stayed your territory and became a pseudo state like Puerto Rico.

The Philippines would be on the same level as Goddamn Japan right now if we didn't have a damn dictator in the 80s. And he didn't take our guns

He came for our guns usa. He fucking did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80

>>850042
>He came for our guns usa. He fucking did it.
>came for our guns usa
>our guns
That son of a bitch, I hope he's dead.

>>849279
Check my flag amigo. Only 100% pure American here.

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>>850189
hmmmm something seems a bit off with you

>>850168
His wife still lives and that's too many living relatives

>walk around the computer
wew, that was hard

>>850326
Indeed.

>>849685
>1920's America, almost no gun laws, almost no public shootings
>2010's America, highest level of gun control laws in nation's history, highest level of public shootings in nation's history
So or m8, that argument is invalid

>>850042
Isn't your current president giving them back? Pretty sure he's calling for civilians to massacre anyone involved in drugs

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Can I be american one day? :'3

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>>850460
Sure, you can sleep over at my apartment. I have lots of guns we can play with too

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>>850480
omg yaaaa ^w^

>>849279
Tell that to a mexican. Let's see how it goes

>>850518
I won't let him get close enough for him to use his chainsaw
>>850514
>>850460
If you are a qt 3.14 girl(female) you can come over and be an american. If you are the britanon that keeps gayposting then no you can't

>>850536
Faggots are welcome here so long as he isn't a muslim

>>849279

Oh sup, Duke. Thanks for keeping the foreign hordes out.

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>>850564
Come on through
>>850539
Faggots that post anime traps should not be welcome here

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>>850536
There are no girls on the interbutt

>>850539
Ya exactly ^w^

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>>849279
You can blow it out my ass any day, big boy!

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I'll kick your dick

>>849279
Immigration

>>850744
You can pass for now as you are part of north america
but i'll be watching you
>>850633
who is this fluid druid?

>>849279
Thanks Duke.

Duke what's up fellow American?

>>849279
MDR, bien sûr !

>>849279
blow it out your arse

>>849279
It'll take him 15 years to do anything. So we can all pass

>>849279
Blow it out your ass, yank

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Hey aussies do you have your flag on the moon?
Also it time to kick gum and chew ass

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>>849888
ight im back mate
you still here mate?

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>>851722
I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>849279
I once ate three McDonalds hamburgers in a row, am I allowed to pass?

>>851762
you need to eat everything in the shop to be amerifat

Americunt

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>>849279
>be American
>get shot
>fall in pool
>need a crane to get out

>>850518
They going to jump over duke

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>>849279
Let me in, nigger.

>>849279
My levels of ass blowing should check out

>>849279
But... you're Austrian?