>coloring books for adults >bouncy castles for adults >ice-cream

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What the fuck is an ice cream cry in?

>>73323
what's that?

>>73455
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/11/17/coddling-campus-crybabies-students-take-up-toddler-therapy-after-trump-win.html

It's like everyone is a teenager at best these days.

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>>73455

Good place to get laid.

>>73473
the latest fad, apparently. It's just a "toy" that spins for a long time because weights and bearings.

That's it. Apparently they're selling out of them almost everywhere.

Honestly I think those things were actually made for people with actual autism to use as a therapy object, and I get singled out for not having one.

I'm almost afraid of what will happen in the future.

>>73323
Because normies are like sheep.

Hey are these bearings any good for a skateboard?

>>73512
Correct + people with anxiety.

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>>73323
>Are people really fucking stupid enough that "IT SPINS!" is sufficient entertainment?
The short answer is yes
The long answer is also yes

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>>73474
That was fucking embarrassing to even read and I'm a 30 year old man with a goddamn waifu for fucks sake!

>>73323
I'm sure it makes you look like you are literally tossing too.

>>73491
I can see my house from here

>>73534
I actually have somewhat anxiety and have the feel to twiddle around something. But at least I'm not an autistic trendy kid.

>>73473
Its what I like to call a Virgin Spinner

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>>73491
you got the wrong cat

>>73323
Everything is automated now to the extent where people are just bored.

Half the people at jobs are just doing busywork pretending to be productive or just plain slacking off at this point.

Any stupid small thing that makes their day a little different gets massively blown out of proportion.

>>73474
>unironically posting a fox news link

>>73323
>tfw I have one
Its fun. You just spin it. Usually spin it while watching youtube. You must get one now. Join us. What are you waiting for goy?

>>73574
On a BBS forum, you either have some form of anxiety or hideously unappealing.

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>>73609
a good idea for people who own one should be a trip to this:

My buddy's son had one, I asked to see it to see what was so great about it. The only cool thing about them is that when you spin them real fast and turn your wrist, it's a gyroscope so you feel resistance. If I had one I'd probably be bored of it in hours though.

>>73535
IQ is fake data.

>>73323
can we put knives on it and fight them

>>73691
like beyblades or shit

>>73659
My 28 year old friend showed me his and it was neat for like 2 seconds, even with the gyroscopic precession. When he told me how popular it was i said how stupid it was and he got butthurt.

I just don't even know anymore. Culture is fucked.

>>73705
yes but sharper

>>73705
>>73691
in my school we used to break pencil sharpeners, take the blades off and glue them to our beyblades.

They were banned within the week lol.

>>73574
yeah this is the kinda fad that reddit normies who think they're not really normies would eat up, like mechanical keyboards and that gay computer program that turns your screen orange when the sun is setting, bullshit trends/pseudoscience

>>73590
>filename

Everyone who plays with these because they want to be "trendy" has to have some sort of mental retardation to be even slightly entertained by something that only spins thats it some pay as much as 50 dollars just for some retarded spinner anyone who has one of those is mentally handicapped it just proves that human kind is devolving fucking dipshits everytime I see one of those things I have the urge to destroy it and beat the shit out of the brain dead faggot who has it

>>73813
>like mechanical keyboards
Oh god dammit almost all of my friends have mechanical keyboards, the noise drives me fucking nuts.

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Who here remembers the "hoverboard"

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>>73777
>>73789
kinda like these I guess

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>>73512
Well, this generation is literally autistic now.

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>>73851
does anyone remember these fucks

>>73899
I remember how quickly kids started losing fingers from cutting their circulation off..

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>>73323

This is a USA specific phenomenon.
Just like the McDonalds french fry fork.

The dumbest, most retarded things always come from USA.

I wouldnt even know what this is, if i didnt see it on 4chan and an ad on kike-book.

Dont even get me started on creationism, or fucking scientology.

>>73914
one kid did that and that was why the school banned them
took him a week for his ring finger to gain control somehow again

>>73862
exactly

>>73970
fidget spinner fights should actually be a thing

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>>73323

Dude, if they made far rooms where everyone could go in and there would be bean flicking and stuff would you do it? Don't stare at me.

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Pic related was based

>>73868
>>73868
>>73868
>>73868

>>74110
Idea, lets make them really big, big enough for a driver and hold death matches in large stadiums. put that shit on tv next step profit?

Within the next few months Beyblades are getting going to be really popular again I'm calling it. There will be gangs for the shit, the news headlines will be Beybloods strike again in Compton! I can just imagine

>>74191
I have no idea how I typed "getting" in there.

>the bouncy ball is invented
>WTF ALL IT DOES IS BOUNCE?

expensive

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>>73609
This is why we need to legalise drugs!

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#simonpeggwasright

>>74285
>many years later
>simple toys are even shittier

>>75361
I dunno, can't get much simpler than a slinky or a hula-hoop.

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>>74285
>the spinning top is invented
>wtf all it does is spin?

>fidget spinner is invented
>HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS IT SPINS THIS IS WORLD BREAKING
Worst possible timeline.

>>74608
>Not forcing everyone to read books and become 19th century-tier mad scientists leading the planet into a new age of technology and (eventually) prosperity.

Coincidentally, half of all people hate school. If only.

it's kinda relaxing

>>73323
It's a fucking fidget toy, what's the problem?

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>>73455
Generally what my rape victims have after.