I'd never expect for my beloved island to produce a song worth breaking Gangnam Style's view record. This feels insane.
This is /pol/ my friend
>>1764907
If something stupid as race is political, then music is political. Also this is called politically INCORRECT.
>>1764906
It's breddy catchy tbqh
Nothing more to it. Sometimes you just hit that jackpot as an artist/singer or whatever.
>>1764906
It's shit and only popular because people are retarded. Even fucking Macarena is a better spic song than this.
>>1764906
Never heard it, suggesting kike media shoved it down your throat and told you it was good.
>>1764910
Macarena is a fucking meme, Despacito is breathtakenly subtly sexual and I enjoy singing it while brooming.
>>1764906
Who?
>>1764912
How's the economy? Are you actually living comfortably or are you in a poverty trap?
>>1764906
> People are retarded
> This shit is retarded
They are literally made for each other.
Well there are an awful lot of corn-niggers so it's not a surprise really.
>>1764906
just listened to it for the first time, seems like random spic music, nothing special to it
Despacito is fucking trash.
As for how it got so popular, its due to people having shit taste.
>>1764912
This is proof that you are retarded and will never be a state.
>not being able to enjoy music
Welcome to pol
>>1764914
I live pretty comfy as a middle class citizen here. I've got my Galaxy Edge 6, my PC, my PS4, my Gamecube, my PS2, my Gameboy Color, my 3DS, my Nintendo Switch, my 4k TV, my three other regular TVs, my stuffed of food refrigerator, my air conditioner on high, and my existence is not threatened by nukes. Comfy as fuck.
>>1764906
Because White men use this song to fantasize about being alphas.
>>1764906
>make a catchy song
> make justin bieber sing part of it in english.
worldwide popular now bitch.
>>1764906
As a Dominican, I agree. At least he song is better than Gangnam Style, I'll give you that.
Catchy songs usually have a single repeating note multiple times in a song. If you look at the sheet music of Despacito, you will see that the notes the singers are singing are repeating right after the other; if you were playing it on a piano, you will be pressing the same key like 10 times nonstop . The same with Macarena and many songs that are catchy.
>>1764906
Fuck you. It's a decent song, but they play it like 1000x a day here. Also, white girls singing DAYS-PUH-SEETO is annoying as fuck.
>>1764908
>Also this is called politically INCORRECT.
That doesn't mean the topic can be on something unrelated to politics you fucking monkey.
This song is awesome. There isn't a single girl who doesn't start dancing when the DJ puts this song.
DES PA CITO
>>1764906
who gives a shit
this thread is cancer
>in all fields
I listened to it for like 5 secounds, terrible. Maybe I'm getting old now, but music feels very manufactored now, and descapato is a nice example of it.
>>1764906
>beloved island
>>1764925
PR and DR have made some of the greatest music of all time yet you little young americanized fags don't even know any of it
>>1764928
I'm a fascist, fuck what you want. I want full domination over this board because I'm sick of nothingburger Happening threads.
DES
>>1764906
It's... a regular song of that genre, not really standing out when compared to it's contemporaries. Some marketing team.
>>1764923
Room of beaners dancing on their coffee break at the janitorial college.
Vs
Slayer
Take your trumpets and castanets elsewhere
Listen to Pantera and reach your new level of confidence and white power.
>>1764921
MILKY!
>>1764921
So you must like every single song that was ever made in the history of mankind, right?
>>1764916
They're bean niggers, if anything.
>>1764906
You should have started a thread asking how to build bombs to kill those retards not pleasuring yourself with the faggotry they do.
Kill yourself.
>>1764906
all it needs is 2 or 3 catchy words + bunch of drunks and druggies in clubs around Globe and whoa - you have a hit song.
>eeeyyy macarena
>oppa gangnam style
>i hope we meeeeat again
>>1764933
When will NA ever produce quality music? It's always producing degenerate hip-hop, and companies like Google are proud of it.
>>1764922
Are you america's retarded brother? That flag looks mighty aesthetic I may add.
>american hip hop
>brazilian funk
>reggaeton
Good thing the country remains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMT5qqYax6A
>>1764945
Puerto Rico is a US territory, so yeah. We're its retarded little brother in a sense.
>>1764906
>This is how we do in Puerto Rico
>Sexy Model walks through dirty streets, shacks, garbage and poor people everywhere
>retarded residents are still proud of it, and rather be dancing and drinking than work to not live in poverty and filth
Pretty red pilled desu
>>1764906
Never heard of it. Then again, I don't listen to island nigger music.
>>1764906
summer slump
>>1764945
America beat up our dad (Spain) and took us to his house.
>>1764949
You must not go out.
>>1764944
Trap is the worst trash to come become mainstream this decade and it came from the US. Things are not looking good for NA music.
>>1764951
Spain's a rapist country and should go fuck itself, I'm sticking with the capitalist daddy.
>>1764906
Like Gangnam Style is some hallmark of quality to be compared to.
Reality remains that it fits into "catchy summer hit" and is something that the record companies WANT you to listen to. They throw money at it, and the music plays. Easy-peasy.
This way most people can even pretend to like different kinds of music - even if it still just is another pop song largely dependant on enormous cash injections.
>>1764906
people have shit taste and it became a meme, as shit as reguetón is there are better songs out there that are not as generic.
I remember being in highschool and thinking reguetón would be dead by now but now it seems like its going to stay here forever.
>>1764948
>Implying we live in actual poverty
>TFW first world
>>1764954
You cannot deny your ancestors, your blood, mijo
>>1764954
Spain was a pretty shit dad, yeah.
>Proud of despacito
Do you even know who capablanca is?
>>1764958
My family's more German than Spanish, Taino, and African combined.
>>1764953
Absolutely. And just look at Jake Paul if you want to know where hip-hop is headed. Everything that comes from NA is absolute trash. Their music industry is headed for doom soon if they don't get their shit together.
>>1764920
May as well remove statehood from every state then if liking a song is a barrier to statehood.
Its fucking shit but it has beibers name attached to it so its gonna be a hit like the dross ed sheeren produced over the past couple of months
I'd rather shoot myself on the foot than listen again to that bullshit, seriously I knew for a long time that pop music is fucked but are you fucking kidding?! Cheesy ass motherfucker
>>1764906
It's only popular because it keeps getting played on the radio.
And it keeps getting played on the radio because certain people want it that way.
Fame comes not from quality, but from repetition.
If you show a dude's face with his name underneath on TV every two hours for weeks on end, that dude will get famous simply because everyone will know him.
Same principle.
>>1764960
Caribbean apes will never achieve musical greatness akin to Argentine/Uruguayan music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsAQZRYilFs
>>1764933
>PR and DR have made some of the greatest music of all time
What's was the dumb genre called that they popularized where it's basically just men humping women who are bent over while gyrating?
>>1764964
Bieber's version doesn't break 1 billion views and was made after the fact, the original is over 3.1 billion views.
Whites can't make music anymore even though they were the best by far for a long time. Its a sign of the times, and a sign of a dying race. At best they can mimic niggers and rap like post malone, or make generic rock pop like maroon 5. The soul is gone.
>>1764906
Normies.
>>1764906
La chica en el video es muy Sexy. Eso és.
Comprendes mi espanhol?
>>1764906
It's funky
>>1764957
Dude. I've been there. It's slightly better than DR. Slightly.
Fuck I hate normie taste so much they play this song everywhere if I heard despacito again im blowing my head off
>>1764972
Eh, se entiende. Pero en mi opinion la chica no es tan sexy. Yo conozco muchas mamacitas de verdad en Puerto Rico que tienen nalgas y cintura que sobrepasan la definición de una diosa.
DUDE SPANISH LMAO
People only like it because of Justin Bieber.
Fucking Puerto Rico, I mean at least they have something now, It must be horrible being a colony of the US and a shit hole.
>>1764921
gib milkies
>>1764977
Shut the fuck up, Eurowhore. Go back to jerking off to Ahmed and your wife.
spics only want to have sex 24/7 like africans
the music represents their interests
>>1764977
>People only like it because of Justin Bieber.
The version with the most views does not have Justin Bieber in it you maggot.
>>1764970
Because being able to make pop music that appeals to the lowest common denominator is somehow a mark worthy of note.
>>1764979
Heh its a free country,
oh wait.... you wont hear that in Puerto Rico much will you. Nevermind.
It is catchy like other pop hits.
>>1764980
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Puerto_Ricans_in_the_United_States_Space_Program
>>1764981
Well thats all I`ve heard over here. Most radios cut out the Spanish rap so they can have more Beiber.
>>1764987
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
Look at the views, netorare.
>>1764906
>Regeetone
>Danny Yankee
Fucking kill yourself NewRican
>>1764988
Well obviously spics cant even learn to speak not like a transvestite with inverted testees, they wont learn contraception either. The Kids bump up the views.
Lets hope they can start a independence movement for you aswell.
>>1764979
These rica-rats need to have a washed up Canadian to even be somewhat relevant for like 2 months of one year
Jesus fuck that's sad
>>1764990
You don't even have kids. Your people will die off soon because of your pathetic marxist socialism.
>>1764991
We were more relevant before Bieber. You people just love mocking the US. It makes you feel in control when being cucked, doesn't it? Sad.
>>1764906
didn't Bieber sing a remix of the song? that probably has a lot to do with the popularity as well
>>1764906
Literally never heard of it until this thread.
I don't get. Sounds like elevator music.
Don't see it on the charts here.
Probs because of Justin Biebers involvement. His videos have Yuge view counts.
because women get turned on by the image of people humping
women respond to sexualy charged material even though they act prude and cold
>OP keeps getting baited by low-tier banter and shitposts
People like you are why we'll never be a state, OP.
>>1764906
I've literally never heard of this song
>>1764921
I just listened to it. I don't get it. It sounds like generic "latin" music and is boring. And I'm not adverse to pop music.
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito :3
>>1764906
I don't know how any pop songs get popular tbqh
I never hear of any songs until they've been on the radio for a good month.
>>1765001
Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito.
>>1764906
>Despacito
I'm 35 and what is this?
>>1764906
kys boricua faggot. daddy yankee and raggaeton are cancer.
>>1764923
MGMT
jew music
>white music: not including PANTERA
>>1764906
Never heard of
>>1764906
Puerto Ricans make the best Spanish music.
>>1765004
it's music for people who can only afford a radio
>>1764906
Shittiest Canadian song ever
>>1764912
>subtly
>>1765008
Canadians make the best Spanish music
>>1765009
damn
>>1764906
Your "country" is a fucking shithole. The fact this song had an impact in your laughable economy and history just goes to show how unremarkable it is.
>>1765012
Shut the fuck up we dont have any mexicans.
>>1765012
>>1765010
Can someone explain this Canadian meme to me please?
>>1764906
Luis Fonsi was very underrated he just needed some kikes behind(Sony or similar) to make a big hit, like Shakira it was a matter of time
>>1764906
Justin Bieber. Simple as that
No where near the levels of Gasolina but its catchy as fuck
>>1765014
My country is paradise.
>>1764923
>Not walking naked around in his Roman villa, decorated by Arno Breker, while listening to Bruckner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_Ja0FTCKY
Wow how does it have so many views its not even catchy
>>1765016
I think they're taking credit because Beiber has a small part in it
>>1764906
never heard of it, doesn't belong on /pol/ fuck you fags for replying, fuck you mods for allowing it to persist.
>>1764922
Kek that is no middle class in Pueltorro. You are 10% there
Why is this music video promoting living in a brazilian-like ghetto? Also doesn't this paint PR as being poor as shit peasants?
Anyone have that picture of the two threads one where it says "why is Despacito popular? I don't get it" and the other which just says "DES" and has 2 billion replies?
>>1765024
Would you rather discuss Muslims and Blacks mating with white women for the billionth time instead?
>>1764906
Beiber
>>1764906
never heard that crap. only know the criticism Bieber got for it cause I read it here. so no. that fag shit isn't worldwide.
p.s. get rekt, spic
>>1765004
Slow music for slow people.
>>1765030
Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee.
>>1764912
I hope you die in your sleep, filthy AIDS nigger
>>1765027
Because the intended audience was poor as shit peasants that live in brazilian-like ghettos. They're the people that listen to this drivel, and unfortunately there's a lot of them.
The video was filmed in La Perla, which is a Grade A shithole that you do not want to set foot into.
>>1764925
nigger
>>1764906
Imagine being proud of vapid 'muh dick' music.
>>1764906
Kikes put their best people to work on this one, which include the Bieber himself calling these guys and giving them advice.
>>1765037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Latin_Americans
I have no doubt that you're a shitposting Jew.
>>1765038
Imagine critiquing a song you can't understand because it isn't in English or Mandarin.
>>1765006
Empires of the Sun are better than MGMT anyways
They stated that they like Death in June, which gave me a whole new perspective on their lyrics and music videos
>>1765038
Our penises were not mentioned once in the song. It was more about the romance, but you don't know what that's like.
>>1764906
I have no idea. The song is tedious and repetitive.
when songs like this become a global sensation, I always assume it to be part of a psyop or NGO color revolution style cultural engineering.
>>1765040
you're a Dominican nigger with AIDS, retard.
>>1765037
Posting this link again.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Puerto_Ricans_in_the_United_States_Space_Program
>male vocals
>language where every word ends in a vowel
no thanks
>>1765043
it's still aids niggerspic shit and you should get the fuck out of here cause
a) you're a filthy niggerspic
b) you defend this niggerspic aids music
c) there's a niggerspic faggot who calls himself 'daddy yankee'
>>1764912
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MACARENA?
>>1765046
you have AIDS. all you filthy Hispanic niggers have AIDS.
>>1765050
>>1764912
3 billion views? Holy fuck, it's true, Europeans are the only people with individualism. You mudskin spics are like ants.
>tfw wageslave
>have to hear this song at least two times every day
>people actually love this shit
What the fuck? If a loved a song, hearing it all the time would ruin it for me. Are normalfags mentally deficient?
Anyway, thank God I'm going back to college, away from this shit.
>>1764906
i'd prefer this
>>1765051
I'm white and heterosexual. We don't get AIDS, you fucking nigger.
>>1765048
>b) you defend this niggerspic aids music
Puerto Rico population: 3.411 million
Netherlands population: 17.02 million
Yet you guys have yet to produce anything relevant in music, because you're a bunch of cucks. A small island has shitted on you and produced more value in the last 10 years than your cuck country in the last century or so. Kill yourself.
>>1765053
Despacito is playing non-stop in Europe and the US though. It's still at the top of charts.
If you listen to this or similar music you are a certified subhuman
>>1765053
Nah man, its been playing all over Europe too.
t. guy who got back from Europe last month
>euro music: pure beta garbage, it only show normie tier feelings about "love" ans LGBTYGTS shit
>latino music: minimalism on evetything its about sexual encounter men with women and show the pure meaning of true loveca passion
>>1765056
Then why is it on your mind so much?
>>1765054
>Are normalfags mentally deficient?
was in PR last month, wasn't too bad
>>1765061
I was in Finland last month and it even followed me there.
>>1765057
Ignorant, delusional dumb fucking nigger.
>>1765063
Because I see AIDS flags. Yours and the other one.
>>1765067
Anon, how much were you abused as a child?
Puerto Ricans are really good at literally one thing but everyone else still has to shed tears and shitfling because of it. The envy is real.
>>1765068
You literally sound like you're 15.
>>1765070
>Puerto Ricans are really good at literally one thing
which is?
>>1765070
Really? You're making me post this link again?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Puerto_Ricans_in_the_United_States_Space_Program
>>1764906
They paid 50-70k for view bots.
Pretty clever marketing strategy considering it's extremely cheap compared to actual marketing and they reach a much larger base by "breaking" the record.
>>1765064
Is that a yes?
>>1765071
you literally are a nigger. leave.
>>1765072
Debnts.
>>1765073
>Puerto Ricans being productive for their US masters
>>1765074
I doubt it. If that were the case they'd just do that with every hit single.
>>1765072
Making music that induces a state of intense sexual arousal in females across the world and in vastly different cultures.
>>1764906
Reminder, No one heard of this song until they put a white guy in it.
>>1765081
Theyve done it once.
faggots
>>1764906
maldito cabron! porque posteas en /pol/?!?!
>>1765082
The white guy is in it because it was popular in the first place. It charted in Europe and the US way before that.
>>1765081
A normal person gets annoyed by the sound of that awfulness, not horny.
>>1765078
I literally saw two black guys in Finland and no Filipinos at all.
>>1765078
Also, I go to college in the US. White chicks heard it nonstop when I was there.
i fucking hate niggers
>>1765112
Wrong
>Boricuas triggering poltards so much they actually moved the thread off to bantz
puñeta lol
Is there any decent PR music?
>>1765229
it depends on what you like
if you like rock then there's la secta all star
>>1765208
to be clear: spics, niggers, niggerspics, wiggers, coalburners etc are not normal people.
>>1765229
Calle 13
Notice how quickly the female reacts. Instant arousal.
https://youtu.be/FPdEaYVyMj8
>>1765267
>I like this south american style
>mfw
>>1765267
A Korean woman is your evidence?
They would get arroused at the idea of a dick the size of a fucking prime number.
>>1765267
>this somehow changes the fact it's shit
all you peat-gavels are just jealous you don't have the most views on youtube!!!
Spic music is bottom of the barrel trash.
Cant you bastards import at least ONE Good thing to our countries?
>>1765319
Yeah they key is in the imagination.
>>1765102
Porque me dio las ganas ya que supe la tremenda recepción que me daría. Amo a Puerto Rico. XD
>>1765003
Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza,
veo que eres malicia con delicadeza. <3
>>1765490
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas, pero pa' montarlo aquí tengo la pieza.
Last year was the fucking Picky song.
>>1765267
>they assume the song is about dancing with villagers
>they comment on how beautiful the 'village' is
>in reality, its a dangerous slum smack-dab in the middle of the capital's tourist area
This is a strange feeling.
because the US sets the music trends for most of the western world, as a cultural leader, and the record studios are run by jews.
jews push degeneracy hard, and so you get this shit.
Time used to be when Top 40 was the top 40 what people bought/sold/listened to during that week. Now its the 40 songs the RIAA and other turbokikes want people to listen to.
A few months ago it was that ed sheeran faggot. Now its this shit. In a couple months its going to be some other niggerized shit.
Interestingly enough, as getting real time information about what people are actually listening to became easier, the top 40 stopped doing this. Used to be you'd have to look at the sales or something, i.e. top of the pops. Now there is shit like LastFM that can provide analytics, and thats third party. Spotify, Google, Youtube, all can show massive amounts of analytical data over who listened to what when and for how long. Yet they dont use it
>>1765042
I have a love-hate relationship with Empire of the sun
The white singer dude has a good voice, but that stupid nigger has the most obnoxious faggy lisp and it shines through in his songs worse than fucking Pennyworth
>>1765052
that was the episode he stole all the babies right?